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gorlock
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Ham hearted ❤️🌈
I want to share my sweetness with you

Kentucky📍

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60s girl group lyrics are like

Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house

Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?

Lead singer: candy store
ok it even snowed in Louisville—stupid, stupid, stupid
do you think december would be a not stupid at all time to move to ohio
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Who Will Stop Her ?
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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these days harder an harder to figure out which megacorp realy love an care about u
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
predator eats can of beans around the campfire
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
predator should visit every national park
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the yautja need to cool it
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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tfw the big penis opens up to receive the little penis
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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People are obsessed with food. There’s other stuff to eat you know
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
what is sides discourse
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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everyone knows how to make a fission bomb, who cares
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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This anything
February 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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i do what i want with my ipad
January 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
im lighting things on fire until someone asks me to stop
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
doing two things at once sucks shit
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
genuinely forget how old i am sometimes
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
r/nofap but for horse girls trying to quit horses
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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When I'm late for my shift at the precious angel factory
August 28, 2024 at 7:02 PM
they've given me this year's earth's most perfect steward award, huge surprise but so humbled and grateful
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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My boss’s pheromones have been diminishing like crazy lately. Work group chat is abuzz with coworkers discussing whether we overthrow or simply destroy her
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Guy who’s only talked about one thing for years to trip on mushrooms, live!
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I learned way too much about asmongold today to be able to keep food down for a while
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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If you see this, l IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
F jason alexander
M larry
K jerry (obviously. the first 2 are negotiable though)
put this in a group chat last night then immediately fell asleep 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM