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condunn

@condunn.bsky.social

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amateur: baker, water sports enthusiast professional: gay

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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · Feb 28

tore up from the *checks notes* floor up

Workout selfie in which I do not look particularly well

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 50m

could I interest you in some blank paper instead

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 58m

create robot army to replace all of human thought and labor?
coming right up!

send to print?
absolutely the fuck not

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 1h

so we really never figured out printers huh

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 12h

a woman standing in front of a fridge that says " you can look but ya can 't touch sni "

ALT: a woman standing in front of a fridge that says " you can look but ya can 't touch sni "

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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 13h

welcome to the touchless water fight my brother in arms

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 2d

much to consider here

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 4d

let the children know!!!

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 7d

those lats are simply too much for @moderation.bsky.app ‘s delicate eyes

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 7d

we should all be so lucky as to have a bulgarian queen in our lives

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 7d

a group of cheerleaders and a man are dancing together in a gym .

ALT: a group of cheerleaders and a man are dancing together in a gym .

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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 7d

you know AI advocates don’t talk enough about how good it is at saying the f slur

Instagram ad targeting me with dumb slutty gay costumes that AI thinks I’ll want to dress up as for halloween (AI is correct)

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 7d

update - they did

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 9d

🥰

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 9d

this is a no bra or tiddies out app!!

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 12d

the frodo to my gandalf 🥰

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 12d

in boy math that’s 3’ 7”

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 12d

more like a beautiful nightmare

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 13d

+1 and the evenness of its pitch black tone was such a feat! people are missing out

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 13d

they may often be high quality productions but they either -

1. end right as they gain steam/rhythm as a working TV show or

2. don’t actually have the repeatable mechanics to be a working TV show and are basically a movie with a wildly bloated run time

there are exceptions! but few >:(

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 13d

louder from the FCC in the back!!

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 13d

if we’re all good with restricting free speech now, may i suggest we start by banning eight-episode seasons of television

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 13d

high recommend, always a hit

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 14d

she said i invented a new thing it’s called french patisserie

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 14d

there are bookmarks now so everyone can recall any/all cringe tweets forever!

condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 14d

thank u. now just gotta do that Ai prompt where you hold your baby child self