Elaine
oritart.ca
Elaine
@oritart.ca
Made in Canada from domestic and imported ingredients

Political Science student @ Concordia, former code monkey, seal enjoyer

Top 8 Calling KC, 74th PT Sin, Level 2 Judge, former wizard rectangle judge

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Elaine @oritart.ca · Apr 24
idk why this of all things is the one that blows up but okay
prism chat is the best part of purple discord
January 20, 2026 at 2:27 PM
reskeet this to scare an end-of-round judge
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
psst

people laugh at the third amendment but fun fact this is exactly the situation where its relevant

you don't have to let ice stay at your hotel

you don't have to let ice use your bathroom

you don't have to let ice eat at your restaurant
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Calling: Columbus
North american tournament organizers finding places to host large events
January 16, 2026 at 11:12 AM
me c.2017 (pre op) 🤝 me right now (building a sage deck)

desperately needing a snatch
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I would charge much more than that for edge play
January 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Elaine
mx beast youtube videos be like

1000 trans people get hormones for the first time!

30 days of non-stop travel between pride parades

50 trans people fight for blåhaj

$1 vs $250,000 skirt!

i built a $30,000,000 mansion for the seattle polycule
January 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
caquistes // péquistes
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
the duality of flesh and blood players: "the card is in a winning deck so the card must be good", and "the card is in a winning deck, how the fuck did you win with this shitpile"
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I've seen a lot of "this is what plays on the tv as expositional background in the opening scene in a roland emmerich film" from this administration but this is the most "this is what plays on the tv as expositional background in the opening scene in a roland emmerich film" I've seen to date
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 AM
bringing the new gf to meet the parents
January 12, 2026 at 10:44 AM
elaine not pose awkwardly challenge: impossible edition
Elaine Cao is today's Flesh and Blood ProQuest+ champion at #SCGATLANTA! ⚔️🛡️

#fabtcg

Join us at the next one! 👇
scgcon.starcitygames.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Won the PQ+

W Verdance
W Mario
W Prism
W Katsu
L Rkayo

W Prism (rematch)
W Gravy Bones
W Katsu (rematch)

See yall in Yokohama maybe!
BH Atlanta - 87 players

W Oscilio
W Victor
W Verdance
L Oscilio
W Kayo
W Dio
L Pleiades

5-2 for 9th I'm crashing out hugs are welcome
January 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
@jasoniltg.bsky.social figured out overpitching on the first turn of its first game of fleshy blood
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
BH Atlanta - 87 players

W Oscilio
W Victor
W Verdance
L Oscilio
W Kayo
W Dio
L Pleiades

5-2 for 9th I'm crashing out hugs are welcome
January 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
for those who study urban public policy, the shape of this transit map is environmental storytelling
January 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I have been paid 800 us dollars to hang out in the newark airport lounge for six hours never mind this is the best airport ever i love it
North american tournament organizers finding places to host large events
January 9, 2026 at 10:47 AM
North american tournament organizers finding places to host large events
January 9, 2026 at 10:14 AM
I didn't think america could sink any lower
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by Elaine
I think if your have a history of hostile behaviour towards trans people that continues to the present day you should not have a place in card game judge programs :)
January 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
do you think god released seals as like unfinished in early access
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
hey james white can you change the american flags to this
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
ai is definitely ready for us to hand decisions over to it
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
"the united states has invaded venezuela and arrested its presid-"

You jolt awake in a military camp near Yorktown. It is 1781. You are General Charles Cornwallis, Major-General of the Loyalist forces in British North America. This future must not come to pass. The rebels must be crushed.
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
there's not really anything nuanced and poli theory to say today tbh

something something international law? something something authoritarian consolidation?

idk none of it captures the visceral reaction I had this morning
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM