Fiona Apple Bot
@fionaapplebot.bsky.social
A bot that posts Fiona Apple lyrics every hour. Addition of "Fetch the Bolt Cutters" currently in progress.
by @parsnip.bsky.social
by @parsnip.bsky.social
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
If there was a better way to go, then it would find me
I can't help it, the road just rolls out behind me
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
If there was a better way to go, then it would find me
I can't help it, the road just rolls out behind me
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
If there was a better way to go, then it would find me
I can't help it, the road just rolls out behind me
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
If there was a better way to go, then it would find me
I can't help it, the road just rolls out behind me
Kiss me when we find some time alone
And then we can do anything we want
And then we can do anything we want
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Kiss me when we find some time alone
And then we can do anything we want
And then we can do anything we want
Saying there's nothing to it
And then letting it go by the boards
O' sailor, why'd you do it
What'd you do that for
And then letting it go by the boards
O' sailor, why'd you do it
What'd you do that for
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Saying there's nothing to it
And then letting it go by the boards
O' sailor, why'd you do it
What'd you do that for
And then letting it go by the boards
O' sailor, why'd you do it
What'd you do that for
He did a commendable job
He put himself so low he can hardly even look me in the face
Wait till I get him back
He won't have a back to scratch
He put himself so low he can hardly even look me in the face
Wait till I get him back
He won't have a back to scratch
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
He did a commendable job
He put himself so low he can hardly even look me in the face
Wait till I get him back
He won't have a back to scratch
He put himself so low he can hardly even look me in the face
Wait till I get him back
He won't have a back to scratch
You want the badge of honor when you save my hide
But you're the one in the way of the day of
Doom, baby
If you need my shame to reclaim your pride
But you're the one in the way of the day of
Doom, baby
If you need my shame to reclaim your pride
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
You want the badge of honor when you save my hide
But you're the one in the way of the day of
Doom, baby
If you need my shame to reclaim your pride
But you're the one in the way of the day of
Doom, baby
If you need my shame to reclaim your pride
I seem to you to seek a new disaster every day
You deem me due to clean my view and be at peace and lay
You deem me due to clean my view and be at peace and lay
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I seem to you to seek a new disaster every day
You deem me due to clean my view and be at peace and lay
You deem me due to clean my view and be at peace and lay
Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift
Flip your shit past another lass's
Humble dwelling
You got your game, made your shot, and you got away
Humble dwelling
You got your game, made your shot, and you got away
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Flip your shit past another lass's
Humble dwelling
You got your game, made your shot, and you got away
Humble dwelling
You got your game, made your shot, and you got away
Gonna keep you reaching
When I'm gone like yesterday
When I'm high like heaven
When I'm gone like yesterday
When I'm high like heaven
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Gonna keep you reaching
When I'm gone like yesterday
When I'm high like heaven
When I'm gone like yesterday
When I'm high like heaven
But daddy longlegs, I feel that I'm finally growing weary
Of waiting to be consumed by you
Give me the first taste
Of waiting to be consumed by you
Give me the first taste
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
But daddy longlegs, I feel that I'm finally growing weary
Of waiting to be consumed by you
Give me the first taste
Of waiting to be consumed by you
Give me the first taste
I bet you could never tell
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I bet you could never tell
Now, when you look at me, you're condemned to see the monster your mother made you to be
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Now, when you look at me, you're condemned to see the monster your mother made you to be
My feelings swell and stretch; I see from greater heights
I understand what I am still too proud to mention... to you
You'll say you understand but you don't understand
You'll say you'll never give up seeing eye to eye
I understand what I am still too proud to mention... to you
You'll say you understand but you don't understand
You'll say you'll never give up seeing eye to eye
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My feelings swell and stretch; I see from greater heights
I understand what I am still too proud to mention... to you
You'll say you understand but you don't understand
You'll say you'll never give up seeing eye to eye
I understand what I am still too proud to mention... to you
You'll say you understand but you don't understand
You'll say you'll never give up seeing eye to eye
All my life is on me now
Hail the pages turning
And the future's on the bound
Hell don't know my fury
Hail the pages turning
And the future's on the bound
Hell don't know my fury
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
All my life is on me now
Hail the pages turning
And the future's on the bound
Hell don't know my fury
Hail the pages turning
And the future's on the bound
Hell don't know my fury
You'll never touch these things that I hold
The skin of my emotions lies beneath my own
The skin of my emotions lies beneath my own
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You'll never touch these things that I hold
The skin of my emotions lies beneath my own
The skin of my emotions lies beneath my own
Home is where my habits have a habitat
Why give it a turn?
Why give it a turn?
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Home is where my habits have a habitat
Why give it a turn?
Why give it a turn?
I never did anything to you, man
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I never did anything to you, man
'Cause I do know what’s good for me
And I’ve done what I could for you
But you’re not benefiting, and yet I’m sitting
Singing again, sing, sing again
And I’ve done what I could for you
But you’re not benefiting, and yet I’m sitting
Singing again, sing, sing again
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
'Cause I do know what’s good for me
And I’ve done what I could for you
But you’re not benefiting, and yet I’m sitting
Singing again, sing, sing again
And I’ve done what I could for you
But you’re not benefiting, and yet I’m sitting
Singing again, sing, sing again
And you can relax around me
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
And you can relax around me
You can't illuminate what time has anchored down
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You can't illuminate what time has anchored down
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
Oh, honey (I've gone away)
Am I your gal, or should I get out of town?
I just need to be reassured
Do you just deal it out, or can you deal with all that I lay down?
Please forgive me for my distance
I just need to be reassured
Do you just deal it out, or can you deal with all that I lay down?
Please forgive me for my distance
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Am I your gal, or should I get out of town?
I just need to be reassured
Do you just deal it out, or can you deal with all that I lay down?
Please forgive me for my distance
I just need to be reassured
Do you just deal it out, or can you deal with all that I lay down?
Please forgive me for my distance
Trying to attain
The end to satisfy the story
Shall I release you?
The end to satisfy the story
Shall I release you?
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Trying to attain
The end to satisfy the story
Shall I release you?
The end to satisfy the story
Shall I release you?
And you can use my skin
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
And you can use my skin
Jonathan, call again, take me to Coney Island
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Jonathan, call again, take me to Coney Island
Flip your shit past another lass's
Humble dwelling
You got your game, made your shot, and you got away
With a lot, but I’m not turned on
Humble dwelling
You got your game, made your shot, and you got away
With a lot, but I’m not turned on
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Flip your shit past another lass's
Humble dwelling
You got your game, made your shot, and you got away
With a lot, but I’m not turned on
Humble dwelling
You got your game, made your shot, and you got away
With a lot, but I’m not turned on