josh
@cohete.bsky.social
he/him brown and queer 🏳️🌈 seattle
perpetual hobbyist, lefty goofball, writer, runner, lover of time loops
married + polyam
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perpetual hobbyist, lefty goofball, writer, runner, lover of time loops
married + polyam
🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
https://boxd.it/4jQIf
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josh
@cohete.bsky.social
· Jan 20
i call it extra-marital sex because it’s like a fun little bonus
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a show where nobody can know they’re gay but they’re both “”hot”” and it’s an enemies to lovers story like oh my god please stop
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
a show where nobody can know they’re gay but they’re both “”hot”” and it’s an enemies to lovers story like oh my god please stop
wearing trunks for the first time today and they kinda feel like the worst of all worlds
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
wearing trunks for the first time today and they kinda feel like the worst of all worlds
shooting a botany-themed western today and refusing to hire any plants not in SAG-UARO
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
shooting a botany-themed western today and refusing to hire any plants not in SAG-UARO
gray belly hairs are starting to come in, who needs a father today
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
gray belly hairs are starting to come in, who needs a father today
fondly remembering the time nearly everyone on bsky revealed to me that they douche standing up
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
fondly remembering the time nearly everyone on bsky revealed to me that they douche standing up
Farewell Transmission
YouTube video by Songs: Ohia - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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the only good Drake song is the one Erykah did better
Erykah Badu’s mixtape ‘But You Caint Use My Phone’ came out 10 years ago today 🔊
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the only good Drake song is the one Erykah did better
homer perón is like a new margentina
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
homer perón is like a new margentina
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But we can still support each other; all we gotta do's avoid each other
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
But we can still support each other; all we gotta do's avoid each other
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If you're trapped at a family Thanksgiving today, you can always say "Please excuse me, I have to read Alex's free gay short story where a shy college guy realizes he kinda likes being the center of attention" and go lock yourself in the bathroom.
You're welcome 🦃
You're welcome 🦃
You've got that "I need some silly, sexy gay short story action in my life" look in your eye again, so here you go.
If you love the "I shouldn't do this, I shouldn't enjoy this, but I just can't stop..." slippery slope then I think you might like Scooter's story. Attention is one hell of a drug...
If you love the "I shouldn't do this, I shouldn't enjoy this, but I just can't stop..." slippery slope then I think you might like Scooter's story. Attention is one hell of a drug...
"Online Orders" by Alex Pendragon - Alex Pendragon
Online Orders When Scooter reluctantly agrees to help his college roommate with his online clothes store, the shy swimmer doesn’t expect to be modeling on a live webstream. As the outfits get more rev...
alexpendragon.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If you're trapped at a family Thanksgiving today, you can always say "Please excuse me, I have to read Alex's free gay short story where a shy college guy realizes he kinda likes being the center of attention" and go lock yourself in the bathroom.
You're welcome 🦃
You're welcome 🦃
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I felt relieved of a burden considering how eating-based holidays like this are a driver of exceptional dread for people like me.
Every holiday is eating-based I suppose but this is the big one. The Super Bowl of binging. The normal Super Bowl is also the Super Bowl of binging but you follow me.
Every holiday is eating-based I suppose but this is the big one. The Super Bowl of binging. The normal Super Bowl is also the Super Bowl of binging but you follow me.
Control control control control control control control
This story appears in my book We Had It Coming
I had been sick for a couple of days feverish and chilled and incapable of experiencing joy although that third one wasn’t exactly new for me. I took a ...
www.welcometohellworld.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I felt relieved of a burden considering how eating-based holidays like this are a driver of exceptional dread for people like me.
Every holiday is eating-based I suppose but this is the big one. The Super Bowl of binging. The normal Super Bowl is also the Super Bowl of binging but you follow me.
Every holiday is eating-based I suppose but this is the big one. The Super Bowl of binging. The normal Super Bowl is also the Super Bowl of binging but you follow me.
i hate those “if you do this that means you like this” memes like what do you mean i hold my phone exactly like all the other vers bottoms desperate for loads in them?
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i hate those “if you do this that means you like this” memes like what do you mean i hold my phone exactly like all the other vers bottoms desperate for loads in them?
dental hygienist said i was the best patient of the quarter, so you know i’m going ride that high for a while
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
dental hygienist said i was the best patient of the quarter, so you know i’m going ride that high for a while
til anne hathaway is named after shakespeare’s wife
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
til anne hathaway is named after shakespeare’s wife
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nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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Your Thanksgiving gravy tastes better when you use union mushrooms. Let's give a huge thanks to workers like "Adan" who harvest mushrooms for Monterey Mushrooms under a UFW contract. On an average day, he picks 240-280 of the blue baskets you see in this vid. #WeFeedYou
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Your Thanksgiving gravy tastes better when you use union mushrooms. Let's give a huge thanks to workers like "Adan" who harvest mushrooms for Monterey Mushrooms under a UFW contract. On an average day, he picks 240-280 of the blue baskets you see in this vid. #WeFeedYou
my favorite time waster game has me stuck on a hard level i may not survive this
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
my favorite time waster game has me stuck on a hard level i may not survive this
can you believe ppl used to write on their hands when they needed rn remember something? bet the pen industry took a real hit when that stopped
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
can you believe ppl used to write on their hands when they needed rn remember something? bet the pen industry took a real hit when that stopped
me (sees a hot person): they can't keep getting away with this
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
me (sees a hot person): they can't keep getting away with this
😛😛😛
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
😛😛😛
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Trump filling out his NYC DSA membership card to vote on primarying Jeffries right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Trump filling out his NYC DSA membership card to vote on primarying Jeffries right now
wild times, i saw a tesla driver with their hand on the steering wheel today
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
wild times, i saw a tesla driver with their hand on the steering wheel today