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i'm a zombie, brain-dead
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starring in a sh*t show

✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧ Calgury
I'm so scared for the Sullys 🥲
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm excited cause this looks like a continuation of the uniqueness 28YL put forward. Also a bit worried because this looks like even further of a step away from the original movies. Which I'm fine with, I worry how that will impact the second movies sales. Part 3 is reliant on it being successful.
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
😋 hey, friends!
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
do any of y'all like to explore on Google Earth?
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Actually really nervous about my first gig cleaning a house tomorrow :']
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Imagine delivering this monologue with a straight face 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Iconic
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Super thankful to live in a time and place where I can hop in a hot shower whenever I want to de-stress
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I really wish there was a secondary prompt when hitting the 'unfollow' button. My fat thumbs accidentally hit it far too often, and I feel awkward re-following people.
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
$150 and I do it on Thursday.

This is my first time ever "professionally" cleaning someone else's home and I'm nervous.
lmfao. my boyfriends rich friend offered to pay me a hundred bucks to clean their house once a month. 👀
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's a bit snowy out ☃️
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
add me on Fortnite! I'm not the best
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's hard being an Avatar and Stranger Things fan right now
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If video game publishers are going to delist DLC items, then they should automatically give them to everyone for free.

It really grinds my gears playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance 1 & 2, and I'm missing all of the expansion heroes. There's no way of obtaining them now.
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My boyfriend is addicted to hockey and has a legit fetish for it. Just told him about Heated Rivalry and his face started glowing 😂
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It looks like Tom Felton hands over 3 years of his life for every year he still associates with Harry Potter
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Someone heard daddy open the cheezies bag 👀
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A large glass of still water would be really refreshing right now
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This makes way too much sense and I hate it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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stillwater ouroboros
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Instantly h word.
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Might try to convince the boyfriend to go 👀 feels like this would be an epic way to conclude the show
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This "hockey butt" trend is hilarious. I'm seeing a lot of nice, plump, juicy, butts.. but barely any of them are "hockey butt." Hockey butt is muscular and feels like rock. You just have a nice thick ass ✨
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I swear Kim Kardashians acting is getting worse with every episode she's in but I can't stop watching All's Fair.

Glenn, Sarah, Niecy, and Naomi (when she's in it) are clearly having a good time playing it up with their respective characters. It's way too much trashy fun.
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"The Stranger Things writers are really lazy with their references in season 5. Mission: Impossible didn't come out until 1996."

Clearly, a lot of y'all aren't aware that the Mission: Impossible movies are based on a TV show that ran from 1966 to 1973. 😂
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM