yezzurp
@yezzurp.bsky.social
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probably talking about movies, video games, or Pepsi ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ canadian
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It's infuriating to me armies will let you sign your literal life away but are worried about who's cheeks you clap. I know it's allegedly better now but I'm sure the rampant homophobia is still very much present.

Also wtf is with all the pageantry in the military 😩 gaaaayyy
Watching Boots cause I can't sleep and it's making me horny and angry
Watching Boots cause I can't sleep and it's making me horny and angry
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hey! @stephenking.bsky.social where's the remake movie or series at! 😩
Yeah feeling like I'm gonna pass out from using stairs is a real joy
It will be ☝🏼🤞🏼
"Life is just a game we play together, try to enjoy it.”
I legit would pick the lazer. I have nightmares every night of plane crashes. Or getting stuck on the face of a steep mountain.
sowwy, I get fixated on things
Be for real with me! Are ANY of you brave enough to complete this game??

The alternative is a lazer through your skull 💀
I've seen Ringu but that's it! I like The Ring better actually
Last episode of Alice In Borderland season 3. Yeah, this is my second favorite Netflix show of all time behind Stranger Things.

Can't believe how hard the story pulls you in and if you're unfamiliar with the source material I'm confident you won't guess it's conclusion.

Japan knows how to do it!
teehee getting checked for heart damage because I have wonky blood pressure and get faint easily
We talked about it the other day but yess I love our stack front loaders
I like the idea cause I'm really bad for forgetting a wet load of laundry in the wash before bed 😂
I've heard they're pretty energy inefficient and the dry cycle sucks donkey balls. Oh and lower capacity.
I mean the one in all machines that wash then drain the water then dry the clothes. I couldn't see myself getting a smart washing clothes machine cause if you aren't home to take your clothes out then they stink.
Oh they're definitely a waste for people who don't need them but ya we run ours daily. I also wants a smart-dispense clothes washer/dryer combo but I've heard the combo machines are kinda bad.
Lol eeeeeevery time
Meh, that's what a good warranty is for. I like to enable my laziness. Plus, I live in a multi-floor place and sometimes a girl just wants to start the washer from bed. 😂
There's smart-dispense washers 🫢 a cool one I want holds enough detergent for 32 loads.
This is a joke ^ before one of y'all get offended.
The gays turning "No kings" into a dick prompt 😂