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i'm a zombie, brain-dead
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starring in a sh*t show

✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧ Calgury
I know it's only cleaning, but it feels REALLY good to do something that isn't retail for once. I won't be making a living out of it anytime soon, but still, it was refreshing to do service in a different way. Also, it kind of makes me feel good to take the burden of cleaning off someone as a job.
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Yay! I'm proud of myself 🫧
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"has anyone even watched Avatar besides the first one?"

"I don't know a single person who watches these movies."

"I saw 20 minutes of the first one and I don't get the hype."

Okay? I hate MCU slop but I know it's popular cause people enjoy it. Same goes for Avatar you sheep. Not rocket science.
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm so scared for the Sullys 🥲
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
😋 hey, friends!
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
do any of y'all like to explore on Google Earth?
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Iconic
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Super thankful to live in a time and place where I can hop in a hot shower whenever I want to de-stress
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's a bit snowy out ☃️
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
add me on Fortnite! I'm not the best
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's hard being an Avatar and Stranger Things fan right now
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Iconic
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It looks like Tom Felton hands over 3 years of his life for every year he still associates with Harry Potter
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Someone heard daddy open the cheezies bag 👀
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A brain-eating amoeba infection sounds like the perfect way to deal w/ the world
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A large glass of still water would be really refreshing right now
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This makes way too much sense and I hate it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Instantly h word.
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Might try to convince the boyfriend to go 👀 feels like this would be an epic way to conclude the show
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I swear Kim Kardashians acting is getting worse with every episode she's in but I can't stop watching All's Fair.

Glenn, Sarah, Niecy, and Naomi (when she's in it) are clearly having a good time playing it up with their respective characters. It's way too much trashy fun.
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"The Stranger Things writers are really lazy with their references in season 5. Mission: Impossible didn't come out until 1996."

Clearly, a lot of y'all aren't aware that the Mission: Impossible movies are based on a TV show that ran from 1966 to 1973. 😂
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Found out Liquid Lip Smackers are still sold! I need a pack.
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lime and lychee lemonade Slurpee 🤤
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I want a skinny pig :[
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM