never too late for elf

so many people who scream "read theory" can't even read the things they're angry about

you gotta find a way to square the twin problems of "Bernie lost a primary" and the fantasy of "but he would have won the general"

They both wonder if the other one is into them.

I don't know if I like the cover better than the original but it's a fantastic cover, absolutely stands on its own.

"God? Ha! What's God going to do? Make my wife leave me again?"

At home, sheltered from the rain.

#ffxiv

Watching band practice is, at the best of times, like watching other people having sex when they're not sure how they want to go about it.

"Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."

I'm not getting the shit kicked out of me for this

clearly the key to likes would be swapping to all shitting tweets

hashtag girlboss shit

hashtag ladypoop

Despite the insistence that Calvinball only has one rule there are actually a lot of rules to Calvinball, one of which is that Calvinball presupposes the idea that all participants are willing to play a game of Calvinball.

How does she treat other people by default when she meets them?

It's Wilhoit's Law, but for posters:
There must be in-groups whom posting etiquette protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom posting etiquette binds but does not protect.

This extends to the grace the parasocial hordes give to their co-partisans.

"I study cancer."

"Oh so you WANT people to get cancer?!"

You just kind of experience Tron as a moment in history, and that leaves it with nothing to revive now beyond "imagine if you could forget that you know so much about computers that none of this makes any logical sense if you do."

The thing is, I don't even thing Tron (the original) is very good, it was just a breathtaking vision of what was at the time an unknown potential world layering then-unfamiliar computer terms over a stock fantasy adventure plot. It was intensely novel! But not really memorable because of narrative.

My "don't post about potential federal crimes online even if you don't actually intend to do it" shirt is raising a large number of questions already answered by the shirt.

what like it's hard

I accomplish that by making everything I do good and right.

If you are having problems with your computer, try installing Linux! It'll make your previous problems seem like no big deal.

"ACAB includes [group that tells me when bedtime is]" is the leftish rhetorical version of "literally can also mean figuratively" in that it destroys any useful meaning the original term might have had.

Y'know, if I'm upset, I have every right to express that.

And if I express that by spin-kicking you in the stomach repeatedly, you should get me out of your house and report me for assault.

It baffles me that people act like feeling things is exactly the same as whatever you do with that feeling.

I mean they're not even really combiners so it feels wrong to call them that in the first place but