Deontological Warfare
@clockworklady.bsky.social
I really don't know clouds at all.
As seen in (a very brief quote in) The New Yorker.
She/her. Sapphic bi. Trans rights are human rights, black lives matter, the first Pride was a riot. Enjoy the cornfield.
As seen in (a very brief quote in) The New Yorker.
She/her. Sapphic bi. Trans rights are human rights, black lives matter, the first Pride was a riot. Enjoy the cornfield.
Pinned
"I don't handle rejection well" is a statement that may be true about me but it overlooks the laundry list of other things I don't handle well.
What flavor is your character?
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What flavor is your character?
Sometimes the Venn diagram of "being a hater" and "having object permanence" is a circle.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Sometimes the Venn diagram of "being a hater" and "having object permanence" is a circle.
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to:
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
Depeche Mode
Devo
Kim Deal
X
GWAR
Depeche Mode
Devo
Kim Deal
X
GWAR
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Two Nice Girls
B-52s
Mekons
Lilith Fair
Mekons
Two Nice Girls
B-52s
Mekons
Lilith Fair
Mekons
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to:
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
Lyle Lovett
It is 1990. I am watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles being discussed in connection with a musical act on Thanksgiving.
It is 2025. I am watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles being discussed in
It is 2025. I am watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles being discussed in
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It is 1990. I am watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles being discussed in connection with a musical act on Thanksgiving.
It is 2025. I am watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles being discussed in
It is 2025. I am watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles being discussed in
I should be verified as notable because at a young age, I watched my parents get shot* in Crime Alley** and then vowed*** to use my family fortune**** to become Batwoman*****.
*: get divorced
**: New England
***: kinda hoped
****: my savings
*****: buy expensive Transformers eventually
*: get divorced
**: New England
***: kinda hoped
****: my savings
*****: buy expensive Transformers eventually
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I should be verified as notable because at a young age, I watched my parents get shot* in Crime Alley** and then vowed*** to use my family fortune**** to become Batwoman*****.
*: get divorced
**: New England
***: kinda hoped
****: my savings
*****: buy expensive Transformers eventually
*: get divorced
**: New England
***: kinda hoped
****: my savings
*****: buy expensive Transformers eventually
The real divide in New England is between people who came over with the Puritans and people who remember how to smile.
you dare to insult my food and my culture? our bitter loveless families? our judgmental parochialism? our refusal to admit the slightest joy into our lives? the yankee is inside you too, just stay quietly desperate. it will find you.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The real divide in New England is between people who came over with the Puritans and people who remember how to smile.
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask, Charlie Brown
Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth, Charlie Brown?
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown
Katy Perry's first major hit, I Kissed A Girl, was a song about how she wanted to titillate her boyfriend by kissing a girl.
The music video for the song did not include any women kissing one another but did include her waking up in bed next to a man.
Everything else is pretty clearly downstream.
The music video for the song did not include any women kissing one another but did include her waking up in bed next to a man.
Everything else is pretty clearly downstream.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Katy Perry's first major hit, I Kissed A Girl, was a song about how she wanted to titillate her boyfriend by kissing a girl.
The music video for the song did not include any women kissing one another but did include her waking up in bed next to a man.
Everything else is pretty clearly downstream.
The music video for the song did not include any women kissing one another but did include her waking up in bed next to a man.
Everything else is pretty clearly downstream.
"The Lifting" - R.E.M. (Reveal)
"Faster" - Third Eye Blind (Blue)
"River of Orchids" - XTC (Apple Venus Volume 1)
"The Gates of Delirium" - Yes (Relayer)
"Skinny Legs" - Lyle Lovett (I Love Everybody)
"Faster" - Third Eye Blind (Blue)
"River of Orchids" - XTC (Apple Venus Volume 1)
"The Gates of Delirium" - Yes (Relayer)
"Skinny Legs" - Lyle Lovett (I Love Everybody)
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"The Lifting" - R.E.M. (Reveal)
"Faster" - Third Eye Blind (Blue)
"River of Orchids" - XTC (Apple Venus Volume 1)
"The Gates of Delirium" - Yes (Relayer)
"Skinny Legs" - Lyle Lovett (I Love Everybody)
"Faster" - Third Eye Blind (Blue)
"River of Orchids" - XTC (Apple Venus Volume 1)
"The Gates of Delirium" - Yes (Relayer)
"Skinny Legs" - Lyle Lovett (I Love Everybody)
Star Trek: Shallow Space Two
Partial Recall
The U-Files
Cisformers
Immobile Suit Gundam
Dimensional Fortress Macro
Partial Recall
The U-Files
Cisformers
Immobile Suit Gundam
Dimensional Fortress Macro
The Inner Mantle
Jurassic Sidewalk
Pluto Ascending
Star Trek II:The Disappointment of Khan
Omnivore
When Worlds Near-Miss
Planet of the Lemurs
Jurassic Sidewalk
Pluto Ascending
Star Trek II:The Disappointment of Khan
Omnivore
When Worlds Near-Miss
Planet of the Lemurs
#TonedDownScifi
Take a scifi title, and tone it down a bit.
I'll go first.
The Day The Earth Slowed Down For A Bit
Dim City
Eleven Monkeys
Intern Who
Knife Jogger
Logan's Stroll
Men in Dark Gray
Partial Recall
Requires-A-Permit Planet
Scufflestar Galactica
Snowdenter
THX 1134.2
Take a scifi title, and tone it down a bit.
I'll go first.
The Day The Earth Slowed Down For A Bit
Dim City
Eleven Monkeys
Intern Who
Knife Jogger
Logan's Stroll
Men in Dark Gray
Partial Recall
Requires-A-Permit Planet
Scufflestar Galactica
Snowdenter
THX 1134.2
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Star Trek: Shallow Space Two
Partial Recall
The U-Files
Cisformers
Immobile Suit Gundam
Dimensional Fortress Macro
Partial Recall
The U-Files
Cisformers
Immobile Suit Gundam
Dimensional Fortress Macro
Reposted by Deontological Warfare
Andor doesn’t have an episode where someone joins the Taliban because they’re having relationship issues while on vacation at the Orgy Planet, advantage goes to DS9 there
andor is a modern day DS9 in scope and tone
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Andor doesn’t have an episode where someone joins the Taliban because they’re having relationship issues while on vacation at the Orgy Planet, advantage goes to DS9 there
Stylistic alterations to jobs so you can change elements or visual effects in-0game. (Likely impossible given workload, but still.)
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Stylistic alterations to jobs so you can change elements or visual effects in-0game. (Likely impossible given workload, but still.)
Security guard: No horseplay on the escalators.
Me, holding a riding crop and a plug with a horse tail: Oh you just ASSUME that I
Me, holding a riding crop and a plug with a horse tail: Oh you just ASSUME that I
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Security guard: No horseplay on the escalators.
Me, holding a riding crop and a plug with a horse tail: Oh you just ASSUME that I
Me, holding a riding crop and a plug with a horse tail: Oh you just ASSUME that I
Oh you're a grave robber? You think you're cool? If you were any good at this you would have robbed them while they were alive.
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Oh you're a grave robber? You think you're cool? If you were any good at this you would have robbed them while they were alive.
Tusk (2014, d. Kevin Smith)
Today is National/World Walrus Day! These semi-aquatic mammals, which are a type of seal, share similar bones with humans. Their specialized forelimbs have evolved for swimming.
#SciArt #SciComm #VizSciComm, #walrus, #NationalWalrusDay #anatomy #ComparativeAnatomy
#SciArt #SciComm #VizSciComm, #walrus, #NationalWalrusDay #anatomy #ComparativeAnatomy
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Tusk (2014, d. Kevin Smith)
You and I have unfinished business, Charlie Brown
Amor mi mosse, che mi fa parlare, Charlie Brown.
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
You and I have unfinished business, Charlie Brown
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, Charlie Brown
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, Charlie Brown
Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth, Charlie Brown?
I have made my mind a sunless space, Charlie Brown
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth, Charlie Brown?
my what
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
my what
Ah yes, "difficult," the term I love to associate with sex. (In other words, @zigmenthotep.bsky.social has decided that it's high time to see if you can produce less sexy sexual content than anything involving the name "Nuzzi.")
youtu.be/gkWDr5ZwpQ4
youtu.be/gkWDr5ZwpQ4
The FATAL Sex Rules
YouTube video by zigmenthotep
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ah yes, "difficult," the term I love to associate with sex. (In other words, @zigmenthotep.bsky.social has decided that it's high time to see if you can produce less sexy sexual content than anything involving the name "Nuzzi.")
youtu.be/gkWDr5ZwpQ4
youtu.be/gkWDr5ZwpQ4
Seeking team members to help me make the SNES Twin Peaks platformer that we somehow never got, serious inquiries only.
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Seeking team members to help me make the SNES Twin Peaks platformer that we somehow never got, serious inquiries only.
sorry y'all I am not getting bent round the axle trying to game things out about the mayor-elect of a city I don't live in meeting with the president and promising nothing
y'all could be playing video games right now, you know that right
y'all could be playing video games right now, you know that right
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
sorry y'all I am not getting bent round the axle trying to game things out about the mayor-elect of a city I don't live in meeting with the president and promising nothing
y'all could be playing video games right now, you know that right
y'all could be playing video games right now, you know that right
don't kinkshame for fuck's sake
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
don't kinkshame for fuck's sake