Co-Author of Starfinder and Star Wars Saga Edition, worked on D&D, Pathfinder, Fantasy AGE, Everyday Heroes and more.
Freelance writer/consultant
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I bring my 26 years of professional work with the d20 engine that drives Pathfinder 1e to create a single-class reboot of the Fighter/Magic-Use/Thief concept from older editions.
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"About the third time the Justice League kicks down your door because your cat started some shit, it's time to reconsider pet ownership."
"About the third time the Justice League kicks down your door because your cat started some shit, it's time to reconsider pet ownership."
"We learned anyone with full flight can move at 172 mph."
"Even the turkey?!"
"Yep."
"Wow. You don't see that in a lot of turkeys."
"We learned anyone with full flight can move at 172 mph."
"Even the turkey?!"
"Yep."
"Wow. You don't see that in a lot of turkeys."
"I need a new master. How good are you are you at teaching martial arts? To otters? One weekends?"
"That's a very specific skill. That only goes up by 2% per level."
"I need a new master. How good are you are you at teaching martial arts? To otters? One weekends?"
"That's a very specific skill. That only goes up by 2% per level."
"What's your character doing on this fine night?"
"Delivering cases of oatmeal to orphans. That sounds like an otter thing to do."
"As is tradition."
"What's your character doing on this fine night?"
"Delivering cases of oatmeal to orphans. That sounds like an otter thing to do."
"As is tradition."
"I'm happy to be a dumb distraction. I'm GOOD at it."
"I'm happy to be a dumb distraction. I'm GOOD at it."
"I stick a shotgun in the foam finger, pour a can of beer on myself, and carry half a six-pack. Then I stagger towards the front door, singing drunkenly. We're on!"
"I stick a shotgun in the foam finger, pour a can of beer on myself, and carry half a six-pack. Then I stagger towards the front door, singing drunkenly. We're on!"
"Ninjas don't get the climb skill?"
"Nope. We don't even get prowl by default!"
"Ninjas don't get the climb skill?"
"Nope. We don't even get prowl by default!"
"There's no downside to this plan."
"That's true. I paralyzed a dog with my mind."
"There's no downside to this plan."
"That's true. I paralyzed a dog with my mind."
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So, @mrgwillickers.bsky.social made and sent me a Gargantuan Tiamat figure, as a gift.
The Queen of Dragons looks AMAZING.
So, @mrgwillickers.bsky.social made and sent me a Gargantuan Tiamat figure, as a gift.
The Queen of Dragons looks AMAZING.
"I'm in the next book. What about you guys?"
"I'm in the next book. What about you guys?"
"Yep."
"That's low-hanging fruit."
"No, he's a different dancer."
"Yep."
"That's low-hanging fruit."
"No, he's a different dancer."
Take a scifi title, and tone it down a bit.
I'll go first.
The Day The Earth Slowed Down For A Bit
Dim City
Eleven Monkeys
Intern Who
Knife Jogger
Logan's Stroll
Men in Dark Gray
Partial Recall
Requires-A-Permit Planet
Scufflestar Galactica
Snowdenter
THX 1134.2
Take a scifi title, and tone it down a bit.
I'll go first.
The Day The Earth Slowed Down For A Bit
Dim City
Eleven Monkeys
Intern Who
Knife Jogger
Logan's Stroll
Men in Dark Gray
Partial Recall
Requires-A-Permit Planet
Scufflestar Galactica
Snowdenter
THX 1134.2
The flavors were...
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The flavors were...
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I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
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