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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him)
@owenkcstephens.bsky.social
28+ year veteran of writing, developing, and publishing ttRPGs.
Co-Author of Starfinder and Star Wars Saga Edition, worked on D&D, Pathfinder, Fantasy AGE, Everyday Heroes and more.
Freelance writer/consultant
https://www.patreon.com/OwenKCStephens
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"Pathfinder 1e Rules, Old Skool Concepts"
I bring my 26 years of professional work with the d20 engine that drives Pathfinder 1e to create a single-class reboot of the Fighter/Magic-Use/Thief concept from older editions.
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#FriendsgivingQuote "Want to know how I got these scars? A GM dropped me into a cat of acid!"
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We made a holiday Capiekie! That the dessert turducken-cake stuffed with pie stuffed with cookies. In this case snickerdoodles inside pumpkin pie inside a spice cake. It was a big hit!
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
#GameNightQuotes: (From 2018, @amazonchique.bsky.social was running the game)
"About the third time the Justice League kicks down your door because your cat started some shit, it's time to reconsider pet ownership."
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
#GameNightQuotes: (From 2018, @amazonchique.bsky.social was running the game)
"We learned anyone with full flight can move at 172 mph."
"Even the turkey?!"
"Yep."
"Wow. You don't see that in a lot of turkeys."
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
#GameNightQuotes: (from 2018, @amazonchique.bsky.social was running the game)
"I need a new master. How good are you are you at teaching martial arts? To otters? One weekends?"
"That's a very specific skill. That only goes up by 2% per level."
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
#GameNightQuotes: (from 2018, @amazonchique.bsky.social was running the game)
"What's your character doing on this fine night?"
"Delivering cases of oatmeal to orphans. That sounds like an otter thing to do."
"As is tradition."
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
#GameNightQuotes: (from 2018, @amazonchique.bsky.social was running the game)
"I'm happy to be a dumb distraction. I'm GOOD at it."
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
#GameNightQuotes: (from 2018, @amazonchique.bsky.social was running the gale)
"I stick a shotgun in the foam finger, pour a can of beer on myself, and carry half a six-pack. Then I stagger towards the front door, singing drunkenly. We're on!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
#GameNightQuotes: (from 2018, @amazonchique.bsky.social was running the game)
"Ninjas don't get the climb skill?"
"Nope. We don't even get prowl by default!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
#GameNightQuotes: (from 2018, @amazonchique.bsky.social was running the game)
"There's no downside to this plan."
"That's true. I paralyzed a dog with my mind."
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
#GameNightQuotes: (From 2018, @amazonchique.bsky.social was running the game)"We're the Undercover School Mascot Reconnaissance Task Force. I mean, seriously, Lt., can you think of a BETTER explanation for a series of anthropomorphic animals with military training standing around?"
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
#CartoonPrompt: Turkeys, watching the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man" while sharpening knives and loading pistols.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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For your Holiday Monster needs, the Elder Pumpkin Pie, for 5e, baked by @owenkcstephens.bsky.social and decorated by me.

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November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
For your Holiday Monster needs, the Elder Pumpkin Pie, for 5e, in collaboration with @stannex.bsky.social!
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November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I commented about not being able to afford a Gargantuan Tiamat figure a few months ago.
So, @mrgwillickers.bsky.social made and sent me a Gargantuan Tiamat figure, as a gift.
The Queen of Dragons looks AMAZING.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
#HouseholdQuote: (While watching Rings of Power, and there is a good guy vs bad guy standoff)
"I'm in the next book. What about you guys?"
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Tomorrow morning, the DC Circuit will consider whether Trump violated the First Amendment by ejecting @apnews.com from the White House press pool after it refused to call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. Very glad that the AP is fighting this. knightcolumbia.org/blog/the-fig...
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
#GameNightQuotes: "So the Tolkien-themed dancer is named Misty Mountains?"
"Yep."
"That's low-hanging fruit."
"No, he's a different dancer."
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
#TonedDownScifi
Take a scifi title, and tone it down a bit.
I'll go first.
The Day The Earth Slowed Down For A Bit
Dim City
Eleven Monkeys
Intern Who
Knife Jogger
Logan's Stroll
Men in Dark Gray
Partial Recall
Requires-A-Permit Planet
Scufflestar Galactica
Snowdenter
THX 1134.2
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I decided to get a jar of old-fashioned hard candies, like grandmas everywhere kept in candy dishes in the old days, to enjoy for the holidays. There was a huge variety of shapes and colors among the candies, which were really fun to look at.
The flavors were...
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November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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DOGE was not a money-saving effort. It was an effort to chase down and prove right-wing conspiracy theories. They went after USAID to prove conspiracy theories about foreign aid. Then they went after SSA to, again, pursue conspiracy theories about Dems paying "illegals" to vote. 1/2
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.

I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
U.S. President Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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She says she doesn’t get the algowhatsis
It’ll be a big day on BlueSky when Gail finally comes over.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This week's "Still Not Done With PF1" post is a compiled, edited, and revised version of the Pellar, a spellcaster focused on knowing how to manipulate, dispel, and modify spells.
It's members-only, but base membership is free!
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November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Novatar the Sun-Killer travels the universe in his massive Nebula Ship. Within it live the Novatians, an amalgam of numerous advanced species with no other home. They are as skin mites to Novatar, beneath his notice, but they fight to prevent anyone else from taking up residence.
#BigLeagueVillains
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM