Lizard
@lizardky.bsky.social
Gamer, programmer, nerd. Owned by four^h^h^h five cats. (2 Orange, 1 Low-Toner tuxedo, 1 stub-tailed tortie, 1 demon of blade and darkness)
Occasionally updated blog: https://www.mrlizard.com
Occasionally updated blog: https://www.mrlizard.com
OK, finally, some Erika. #StrangerThings
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
OK, finally, some Erika. #StrangerThings
The Awkward Moment when you start bopping along to the soundtrack of a TV show and realize you only know the @alyankovic.bsky.social version…
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Awkward Moment when you start bopping along to the soundtrack of a TV show and realize you only know the @alyankovic.bsky.social version…
Stranger Things S5 (no spoilers)
”The Enigma machine won the war!” is up there with “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?’.
That is all. You may go about your business.
”The Enigma machine won the war!” is up there with “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?’.
That is all. You may go about your business.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Stranger Things S5 (no spoilers)
”The Enigma machine won the war!” is up there with “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?’.
That is all. You may go about your business.
”The Enigma machine won the war!” is up there with “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?’.
That is all. You may go about your business.
So, did that House resolution condemning socialism mention nationalizing Walmart’s generators? Just wondering.
boingboing.net/2025/11/26/t...
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Trump’s energy plan: nationalize Walmart’s generators and pray
In a plot twist that seems like Ayn Rand on ketamine, Trump’s Energy Secretary wants to nationalize Walmart’s backup generators to keep the lights on.
boingboing.net
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
So, did that House resolution condemning socialism mention nationalizing Walmart’s generators? Just wondering.
boingboing.net/2025/11/26/t...
boingboing.net/2025/11/26/t...
So, autism is a bunch of free-floating autism particles???
Tag yourself. I’m runctitional features.
Sharing this "scientific paper" with Bsky because misery loves company: www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So, autism is a bunch of free-floating autism particles???
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Throughout this exchange, Joel — our protagonist — brings the energy of a guy who goes to a Baptist wedding and insists on contributing by taking a long thoughtful shit in every punchbowl
hijinks ensue
hijinks ensue
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Throughout this exchange, Joel — our protagonist — brings the energy of a guy who goes to a Baptist wedding and insists on contributing by taking a long thoughtful shit in every punchbowl
hijinks ensue
hijinks ensue
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
Per my wife's autocorrect, we are seeing Toothpaste 2.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Per my wife's autocorrect, we are seeing Toothpaste 2.
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With today being Thanksgiving in the US, reposting a Star Trek meme I made a few years back.
@startrekshitposti.ng
@startrekshitposti.ng
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
With today being Thanksgiving in the US, reposting a Star Trek meme I made a few years back.
@startrekshitposti.ng
@startrekshitposti.ng
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Hey Gang, Im Keeping The Feast Going, Here Is A Last Minute List From Wacky Packages For Your Traditional Thanksgiving Day Feast.
#wackypackages #thanksgiving
Greg Grants Site Is Amazing wackypackages.org
#wackypackages #thanksgiving
Greg Grants Site Is Amazing wackypackages.org
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hey Gang, Im Keeping The Feast Going, Here Is A Last Minute List From Wacky Packages For Your Traditional Thanksgiving Day Feast.
#wackypackages #thanksgiving
Greg Grants Site Is Amazing wackypackages.org
#wackypackages #thanksgiving
Greg Grants Site Is Amazing wackypackages.org
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hiw much of a “workload” is saying “I don’t know” and “No one told me that”?
In lighter news
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hiw much of a “workload” is saying “I don’t know” and “No one told me that”?
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Goddamn, I'd never hear of this before. Thank you for introducing me to more excellent internet bullshit :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerV...
Corrigan Brothers - There's No One As Irish As Barack Obama
YouTube video by CorriganBrothersVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Goddamn, I'd never hear of this before. Thank you for introducing me to more excellent internet bullshit :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerV...
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Facebook served me up today‘s memory: a Penn professor trying, to the best of her abilities, bless her heart, to cancel me.
Looking back I should have gone hard right and made myself a professional cancel-culture-victim-grifter. It would have been lucrative and having standards is annoying.
Looking back I should have gone hard right and made myself a professional cancel-culture-victim-grifter. It would have been lucrative and having standards is annoying.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Facebook served me up today‘s memory: a Penn professor trying, to the best of her abilities, bless her heart, to cancel me.
Looking back I should have gone hard right and made myself a professional cancel-culture-victim-grifter. It would have been lucrative and having standards is annoying.
Looking back I should have gone hard right and made myself a professional cancel-culture-victim-grifter. It would have been lucrative and having standards is annoying.
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"9 out of 10 doctors say Crisco is digestible" is not really the brag they think it is, I'd say.
"Why, most authorities agree this food isn't indigestible! Doesn't that make you want some?"
"Why, most authorities agree this food isn't indigestible! Doesn't that make you want some?"
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"9 out of 10 doctors say Crisco is digestible" is not really the brag they think it is, I'd say.
"Why, most authorities agree this food isn't indigestible! Doesn't that make you want some?"
"Why, most authorities agree this food isn't indigestible! Doesn't that make you want some?"
“Galactica’s fate lies in the hands of GURLZ! Is humanity doomed?”
“Lost Planet of the Gods”, two part episode began on 24 September and ended 1 October 1978.
#BattlestarGalactica
#BattlestarGalactica
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Galactica’s fate lies in the hands of GURLZ! Is humanity doomed?”
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Somewhere out there, right now, two people have painted themselves blue and are frantically tying their hair together in hopes something happens. Some of them will kick a kick out of it.
a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man .
ALT: a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Somewhere out there, right now, two people have painted themselves blue and are frantically tying their hair together in hopes something happens. Some of them will kick a kick out of it.
The Inner Mantle
Jurassic Sidewalk
Pluto Ascending
Star Trek II:The Disappointment of Khan
Omnivore
When Worlds Near-Miss
Planet of the Lemurs
Jurassic Sidewalk
Pluto Ascending
Star Trek II:The Disappointment of Khan
Omnivore
When Worlds Near-Miss
Planet of the Lemurs
#TonedDownScifi
Take a scifi title, and tone it down a bit.
I'll go first.
The Day The Earth Slowed Down For A Bit
Dim City
Eleven Monkeys
Intern Who
Knife Jogger
Logan's Stroll
Men in Dark Gray
Partial Recall
Requires-A-Permit Planet
Scufflestar Galactica
Snowdenter
THX 1134.2
Take a scifi title, and tone it down a bit.
I'll go first.
The Day The Earth Slowed Down For A Bit
Dim City
Eleven Monkeys
Intern Who
Knife Jogger
Logan's Stroll
Men in Dark Gray
Partial Recall
Requires-A-Permit Planet
Scufflestar Galactica
Snowdenter
THX 1134.2
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Inner Mantle
Jurassic Sidewalk
Pluto Ascending
Star Trek II:The Disappointment of Khan
Omnivore
When Worlds Near-Miss
Planet of the Lemurs
Jurassic Sidewalk
Pluto Ascending
Star Trek II:The Disappointment of Khan
Omnivore
When Worlds Near-Miss
Planet of the Lemurs
#GameNightQuotes: "So the Tolkien-themed dancer is named Misty Mountains?"
"Yep."
"That's low-hanging fruit."
"No, he's a different dancer."
"Yep."
"That's low-hanging fruit."
"No, he's a different dancer."
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Can him.
l.smartnews.com/p-6ENSnloA/s...
l.smartnews.com/p-6ENSnloA/s...
Prince Albert Refuses to Sign Bill to Legalize Abortion After It Passes by Near-Unanimous Vote — and Explains His Decision (People)
The proposed legislation was introduced to the National Council earlier this year and passed with a vote of 19-2
l.smartnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Can him.
l.smartnews.com/p-6ENSnloA/s...
l.smartnews.com/p-6ENSnloA/s...
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Well, I'm toast.
Well, I'm toast.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Well, I'm toast.
Well, I'm toast.