oom_rl
@outofmemory.bsky.social
this account will prefer to be shitposting rather than whining.
used to run a nuclear reactor underwater.
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used to run a nuclear reactor underwater.
following based on {funny/articulate} posts.
if you're not posting I'm probably not following back.
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📍 MD, USA
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oom_rl
@outofmemory.bsky.social
· Oct 10
but I wish it were that simple.
It's not just war around the globe, but current-gen policing in America, and basic "how do we treat each other".
Best way I can put it is how Patrick Skinner (@SkinnerPm) who is a cop but ex-USCG+CIA puts it on Twitter: "All of us matter, or none of us do."
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It's not just war around the globe, but current-gen policing in America, and basic "how do we treat each other".
Best way I can put it is how Patrick Skinner (@SkinnerPm) who is a cop but ex-USCG+CIA puts it on Twitter: "All of us matter, or none of us do."
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you're telling me these mites are vegetarian
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
you're telling me these mites are vegetarian
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I threw off my ph balance for you.
Please respond.
Please respond.
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I threw off my ph balance for you.
Please respond.
Please respond.
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fabric of spacetime softener
December 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
fabric of spacetime softener
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“These brownies aren’t just a treat—they’re a ”
They’re a closing the tab and finding another recipe, is what they are
They’re a closing the tab and finding another recipe, is what they are
December 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“These brownies aren’t just a treat—they’re a ”
They’re a closing the tab and finding another recipe, is what they are
They’re a closing the tab and finding another recipe, is what they are
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Dear researcher,
I want to thank you for your candor in this matter and hope you will appreciate my returned sense of clarity and conciseness when I reply to your proposal with “lol, no” unless you are ready to do some groundbreaking new work with the FAA.
I want to thank you for your candor in this matter and hope you will appreciate my returned sense of clarity and conciseness when I reply to your proposal with “lol, no” unless you are ready to do some groundbreaking new work with the FAA.
December 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dear researcher,
I want to thank you for your candor in this matter and hope you will appreciate my returned sense of clarity and conciseness when I reply to your proposal with “lol, no” unless you are ready to do some groundbreaking new work with the FAA.
I want to thank you for your candor in this matter and hope you will appreciate my returned sense of clarity and conciseness when I reply to your proposal with “lol, no” unless you are ready to do some groundbreaking new work with the FAA.
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I love to leave my life of unimaginable luxury at the apex of my profession to travel to the windowless lair of a video game streamer with a room-temp IQ so I can do the most absolute dogshit banter imaginable with him and his lumpy shithead buddies.
I really think it's important for these millionaire athletes, none of whom are children, to feel great shame for being interested in Adin Ross to begin with. Mookie Betts, you are 33 years old. You have a wife and children. You should not know who Adin Ross is.
Yo what the hell is going on with LA athletes right now
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I love to leave my life of unimaginable luxury at the apex of my profession to travel to the windowless lair of a video game streamer with a room-temp IQ so I can do the most absolute dogshit banter imaginable with him and his lumpy shithead buddies.
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“You faithless jezebel you cheated” no it was “hahaha fuck you rich executives you got busted by coldplay lmaoooo”
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“You faithless jezebel you cheated” no it was “hahaha fuck you rich executives you got busted by coldplay lmaoooo”
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From the Larchives.
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
From the Larchives.
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alanis morissette voice 🎶it's like a palestinian flag on a cybertruck🎶
Caught a picture of this conflict of interests at an intersection today. Never in all my years...
December 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
alanis morissette voice 🎶it's like a palestinian flag on a cybertruck🎶
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If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
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There’s a great expression from Argentinian Spanish about someone who’s sticking their oar in that goes vos no te peinés que no salís en esta foto. It means “don’t comb your hair because you don’t appear in this photograph.”
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
There’s a great expression from Argentinian Spanish about someone who’s sticking their oar in that goes vos no te peinés que no salís en esta foto. It means “don’t comb your hair because you don’t appear in this photograph.”
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I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines
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Is it wrong to ship a crate of neuticles to Dr. Oz, postage due? Asking for a me.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Is it wrong to ship a crate of neuticles to Dr. Oz, postage due? Asking for a me.
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Long COVID varies in symptomatology & intensity ranging from quality of life impacting to multi organ chronic disease to total disablilty.
Every reinfection is a roll of the dice with this being the prize.
Because COVID is a systemic, immune damaging, prothrombotic neurotropic vasculitis.
Every reinfection is a roll of the dice with this being the prize.
Because COVID is a systemic, immune damaging, prothrombotic neurotropic vasculitis.
A new systematic review & meta-analysis of 2M+ people estimates a ~36% pooled prevalence of reported long COVID after infection.
claiming you "don't know anyone" who's had long COVID is statistically implausible - unless you only know like <3-4 people
www.thecardiologyadvisor.com/news/more-th...
claiming you "don't know anyone" who's had long COVID is statistically implausible - unless you only know like <3-4 people
www.thecardiologyadvisor.com/news/more-th...
More Than One-Third of Individuals With COVID-19 Experience Long COVID
Long COVID remains globally prevalent following COVID-19 infection, with a significant burden of symptoms lasting 1 to 2 years postinfection.
www.thecardiologyadvisor.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Long COVID varies in symptomatology & intensity ranging from quality of life impacting to multi organ chronic disease to total disablilty.
Every reinfection is a roll of the dice with this being the prize.
Because COVID is a systemic, immune damaging, prothrombotic neurotropic vasculitis.
Every reinfection is a roll of the dice with this being the prize.
Because COVID is a systemic, immune damaging, prothrombotic neurotropic vasculitis.
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I often tell of the time I spent a week in LA debugging the POS system at the Westwood Kinko's because it was one of maybe a dozen stores across the country that were having random database disasters. Kinko's thought our POS software was fucking up; I thought it was a hardware error of some kind.
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I often tell of the time I spent a week in LA debugging the POS system at the Westwood Kinko's because it was one of maybe a dozen stores across the country that were having random database disasters. Kinko's thought our POS software was fucking up; I thought it was a hardware error of some kind.
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a cool thing is you can just make a big ol’ pot of soup whenever you feel like and no one can stop you and it’ll make you feel real cozy
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
a cool thing is you can just make a big ol’ pot of soup whenever you feel like and no one can stop you and it’ll make you feel real cozy
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a fun story about this is one time I brought my MR2 to a track and, for safety inspection, they had me pop the (front) hood -
still can't describe the inspector's expression when he opened it & saw no engine.
A poetic mix of confusion & disbelief, then sudden cognizance that mid-engine cars exist.
still can't describe the inspector's expression when he opened it & saw no engine.
A poetic mix of confusion & disbelief, then sudden cognizance that mid-engine cars exist.
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
a fun story about this is one time I brought my MR2 to a track and, for safety inspection, they had me pop the (front) hood -
still can't describe the inspector's expression when he opened it & saw no engine.
A poetic mix of confusion & disbelief, then sudden cognizance that mid-engine cars exist.
still can't describe the inspector's expression when he opened it & saw no engine.
A poetic mix of confusion & disbelief, then sudden cognizance that mid-engine cars exist.
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If you reserve for 10 people on any night, let alone one in which I’m fully booked, *then* tell my hosts you added 5 more guests who’ll arrive in 5 minutes, don’t come bitching to me when you get seated at 2 tables that aren’t next to each other. Also know we’re judging you harshly.
a man in a red plaid shirt says i said what i said lolstudios
ALT: a man in a red plaid shirt says i said what i said lolstudios
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you reserve for 10 people on any night, let alone one in which I’m fully booked, *then* tell my hosts you added 5 more guests who’ll arrive in 5 minutes, don’t come bitching to me when you get seated at 2 tables that aren’t next to each other. Also know we’re judging you harshly.
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Three D's defected to vote for this disgusting bill. If they hadn't, it wouldn't have moved forward.
*Don't come into my mentions to "explain" to me that "this will fail in the Senate." Spend that time calling your reps, donating to causes, and doing literally anything for trans folks.
*Don't come into my mentions to "explain" to me that "this will fail in the Senate." Spend that time calling your reps, donating to causes, and doing literally anything for trans folks.
The House passed legislation today that would charge doctors with a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison for providing transition-related care to minors.
Rep. Sarah McBride strongly condemned the legislation in rare personal remarks ahead of the vote.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Rep. Sarah McBride strongly condemned the legislation in rare personal remarks ahead of the vote.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
House passes bill to criminalize transition care for minors
The House passed legislation today that would charge doctors with a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison for providing transition-related medical care
www.nbcnews.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Three D's defected to vote for this disgusting bill. If they hadn't, it wouldn't have moved forward.
*Don't come into my mentions to "explain" to me that "this will fail in the Senate." Spend that time calling your reps, donating to causes, and doing literally anything for trans folks.
*Don't come into my mentions to "explain" to me that "this will fail in the Senate." Spend that time calling your reps, donating to causes, and doing literally anything for trans folks.
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Overheard at a kosher restaurant:
“I’m not lactose intolerant. I love dairy. It’s just like my parents. I love my parents, but they make me feel horrible whenever they’re around.”
“I’m not lactose intolerant. I love dairy. It’s just like my parents. I love my parents, but they make me feel horrible whenever they’re around.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Overheard at a kosher restaurant:
“I’m not lactose intolerant. I love dairy. It’s just like my parents. I love my parents, but they make me feel horrible whenever they’re around.”
“I’m not lactose intolerant. I love dairy. It’s just like my parents. I love my parents, but they make me feel horrible whenever they’re around.”
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i hope that the end result of all this ai shit is that when i insult my computer it actually feels bad
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i hope that the end result of all this ai shit is that when i insult my computer it actually feels bad
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The photographer on that boat was Christopher Anderson, who, 25 years later, snapped the famous photos of the Trump administration for Vanity Fair.
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The photographer on that boat was Christopher Anderson, who, 25 years later, snapped the famous photos of the Trump administration for Vanity Fair.
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A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
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The challenge is to be the Orange Julius
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The challenge is to be the Orange Julius
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If the US invades Venezuela, as seems...likely?...at this point, the IOC should ban US participation in the upcoming Winter Games, and FIFA should move the World Cup out of the United States, if not ban the US from international competitions.
It's what the world did to Russia, for good reason.
It's what the world did to Russia, for good reason.
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If the US invades Venezuela, as seems...likely?...at this point, the IOC should ban US participation in the upcoming Winter Games, and FIFA should move the World Cup out of the United States, if not ban the US from international competitions.
It's what the world did to Russia, for good reason.
It's what the world did to Russia, for good reason.