The Evil Otter
@theevilotter.bsky.social
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I'm just a grumpy water sausage, a lifelong Trekkie, Whovian, gamer, anime/weeb trash, and all-around geek
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How long before the order comes down that troops are required to goosestep?
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With all his recent talk about not getting into Heaven, it's pretty much guaranteed he got bad news at his recent trip to Walter Reed, and he's planning to take us all with him.
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Clearly he is investigating the crime scene to track down the culprit...
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So, according to Gary Busey's rectal polyp, that firefighter dad who was killed in the staged assassination attempt in Butler is fighting fires in Hell.
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Shouldn't Gary Busey's rectal polyp have been placed in a medical waste disposal bin, instead of being shown on national television?
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Palestine has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...
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"Kid Rock," more like "Geriatric Sediment."
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They are absolutely salivating at the thought of ordering lethal force against protesters...
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Kinda funny coincidence, seeing this right after rewatching "Derry Girls" S1E3, which introduces Hot Priest Father Peter.

Not that the actual real-world situation is haha-funny (obviously it isn't), just the timing of real hot priest vs TV hot priest is weird-funny. 😂😬

(I hope that makes sense.)
an image from derry girls season 1 episode 3 of father peter sitting in front of a window with his white clerical collar removed and the top button of his black shirt undone
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Don't worry. The regularly-scheduled Nazi Neanderthal Nuttery will return after a brief word with her sponsors.
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Krusty Gnome.

Fearless in the face of helpless puppies, as long as she's packing heat.
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Trump's economic policies have made it too expensive to own the libs. They have to settle for renting the libs. In some cases, time-sharing even.
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He's extremely busy doing the very important work needed to resolve the shutdown, fix the economy, end all wars forever, and make the world a utopian paradise.

I'm just kidding. He's golfing.
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Comer 100% knows what he's saying is BS.

He's just a sadistic POS who has had his every need catered, every whim met, and thinks anyone he sees as beneath him (anyone not Yt Cis Het Masc X-to Con) should suffer just to scrape by to entertain the ruling class.

In short, he's a conservative.
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That's the thing: He's not an idiot.

He 100% knows what he's saying is BS.

He's simply a sadistic piece of sh*t who has always had his every need catered to, and he revels in making others needlessly suffer just to try and scrape by.

In other words, he's a conservative, through and through.
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James "Pig-f*cker" Comer is still getting paid and getting the best healthcare in the country, while not having to work, because he and his compatriots voted to shut down the government, so they could send a 90-y/o meemaw back to work to get her meds, whilst blaming Dems and trans- and brown-folk.