The Evil Otter
@theevilotter.bsky.social
I'm just a grumpy water sausage, a lifelong Trekkie, Whovian, gamer, anime/weeb trash, and all-around geek
Love this design! Almost feels like it could function as a fighter-transport, or at least have a more combat-oriented variant.
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Love this design! Almost feels like it could function as a fighter-transport, or at least have a more combat-oriented variant.
"The Leader is good,
The Leader is great.
We surrender our will
As of this date."
The Leader is great.
We surrender our will
As of this date."
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"The Leader is good,
The Leader is great.
We surrender our will
As of this date."
The Leader is great.
We surrender our will
As of this date."
>Posts blatantly BS claim in headline
>Doesn't immediately call out BS claim in same headline
>Uses intentionally ambiguous language that only serves to reinforce the obvious BS
>Doesn't immediately call out BS claim in same headline
>Uses intentionally ambiguous language that only serves to reinforce the obvious BS
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
>Posts blatantly BS claim in headline
>Doesn't immediately call out BS claim in same headline
>Uses intentionally ambiguous language that only serves to reinforce the obvious BS
>Doesn't immediately call out BS claim in same headline
>Uses intentionally ambiguous language that only serves to reinforce the obvious BS
Not an ounce of seasoning in that entire picture.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not an ounce of seasoning in that entire picture.
I just want it to be on camera (in an extremely embarrassing and/or painful way, ideally), so I can watch it on a loop, maybe even set to Yakety Sax.
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I just want it to be on camera (in an extremely embarrassing and/or painful way, ideally), so I can watch it on a loop, maybe even set to Yakety Sax.
He wasn't exactly the picture of health to begin with, but given how rapidly he's deteriorated in the last 6 months alone, and that it seems to be accelerating, I'm rather skeptical about his chances of even making it through 2026.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He wasn't exactly the picture of health to begin with, but given how rapidly he's deteriorated in the last 6 months alone, and that it seems to be accelerating, I'm rather skeptical about his chances of even making it through 2026.
Trump will almost certainly issue blanket pardons for his most loyal lackeys unless he kicks the bucket first.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Trump will almost certainly issue blanket pardons for his most loyal lackeys unless he kicks the bucket first.
Considering how rapidly he's deteriorating, how much it's accelerated just in the last 6 months, and that he wasn't exactly the picture of health to begin with, I'll honestly be shocked if he makes it through 2026.
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Considering how rapidly he's deteriorating, how much it's accelerated just in the last 6 months, and that he wasn't exactly the picture of health to begin with, I'll honestly be shocked if he makes it through 2026.
Yep, I just got back from my local store and managed to score the Ent-D and Shuttlepod bonus!
They actually had a lot more Ent-Ds in stock than I expected. Couldn't tell what the stock on Shuttlepods was, but looked like at least a dozen at the registers.
They actually had a lot more Ent-Ds in stock than I expected. Couldn't tell what the stock on Shuttlepods was, but looked like at least a dozen at the registers.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Yep, I just got back from my local store and managed to score the Ent-D and Shuttlepod bonus!
They actually had a lot more Ent-Ds in stock than I expected. Couldn't tell what the stock on Shuttlepods was, but looked like at least a dozen at the registers.
They actually had a lot more Ent-Ds in stock than I expected. Couldn't tell what the stock on Shuttlepods was, but looked like at least a dozen at the registers.
Hey now, he just needs his emotional support golf clubs.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hey now, he just needs his emotional support golf clubs.
Never.
Any reputable outlet or journalist willing to stand up was purged ages ago.
The current "press corps" only cares about access, and MIGHT ask a "naughty" question, but they will never push the current "administration" past the initial BS deny/deflect response, in fear of losing that access.
Any reputable outlet or journalist willing to stand up was purged ages ago.
The current "press corps" only cares about access, and MIGHT ask a "naughty" question, but they will never push the current "administration" past the initial BS deny/deflect response, in fear of losing that access.
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Never.
Any reputable outlet or journalist willing to stand up was purged ages ago.
The current "press corps" only cares about access, and MIGHT ask a "naughty" question, but they will never push the current "administration" past the initial BS deny/deflect response, in fear of losing that access.
Any reputable outlet or journalist willing to stand up was purged ages ago.
The current "press corps" only cares about access, and MIGHT ask a "naughty" question, but they will never push the current "administration" past the initial BS deny/deflect response, in fear of losing that access.
Star Wars Rogue Squadron
Shadows of the Empire
Star Trek Elite Force I/II
Shadows of the Empire
Star Trek Elite Force I/II
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Star Wars Rogue Squadron
Shadows of the Empire
Star Trek Elite Force I/II
Shadows of the Empire
Star Trek Elite Force I/II
"It will be released on February 33rd."
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"It will be released on February 33rd."
"I come to snoop,
On fence I'm hung.
I see hoo-man,
And flick my tongue."
On fence I'm hung.
I see hoo-man,
And flick my tongue."
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"I come to snoop,
On fence I'm hung.
I see hoo-man,
And flick my tongue."
On fence I'm hung.
I see hoo-man,
And flick my tongue."
Literally every member of this administration when questioned on things they should absolutely, 100%, know about:
a man in a helmet says " i see nothing i hear nothing "
Alt: sergeant schultz from hogan's heroes says i see nothing i hear nothing i know nothing
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Literally every member of this administration when questioned on things they should absolutely, 100%, know about:
She's conveniently waiting until she hits the threshold for getting a pension and lifetime free healthcare.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
She's conveniently waiting until she hits the threshold for getting a pension and lifetime free healthcare.
Nope.
DOGE's goals were to steal personal and classified data, create backdoors into government systems, and obliterate institutions meant to protect the average citizens from government and oligarchical control.
It was overwhelmingly successful.
DOGE's goals were to steal personal and classified data, create backdoors into government systems, and obliterate institutions meant to protect the average citizens from government and oligarchical control.
It was overwhelmingly successful.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Nope.
DOGE's goals were to steal personal and classified data, create backdoors into government systems, and obliterate institutions meant to protect the average citizens from government and oligarchical control.
It was overwhelmingly successful.
DOGE's goals were to steal personal and classified data, create backdoors into government systems, and obliterate institutions meant to protect the average citizens from government and oligarchical control.
It was overwhelmingly successful.
To be fair, the entire goal of Doggy/DOGE was to steal confidential and personal data, create backdoors into government systems, and dismantle programs and institutions built to protect the average citizens.
It was overwhelmingly successful.
It was overwhelmingly successful.
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
To be fair, the entire goal of Doggy/DOGE was to steal confidential and personal data, create backdoors into government systems, and dismantle programs and institutions built to protect the average citizens.
It was overwhelmingly successful.
It was overwhelmingly successful.
Most MAGA accounts on Twitter claiming to be in the US get outed as being from Russia, Thailand, and India.
Here's why that's bad for Democrats actually in the US.
Here's why that's bad for Democrats actually in the US.
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Most MAGA accounts on Twitter claiming to be in the US get outed as being from Russia, Thailand, and India.
Here's why that's bad for Democrats actually in the US.
Here's why that's bad for Democrats actually in the US.
Ironically, Washington actually would have hung Trump, 95% of the current GOP, and most of the J6 terrorists.
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ironically, Washington actually would have hung Trump, 95% of the current GOP, and most of the J6 terrorists.