Carriage Return
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I've found a good set of lists of horror movies I'm plodding through but I could use more horror podcast recommendations.
1) Audio Drama types preferred (Single Person Narration puts me to sleep)
2) Non-comedy
3) Non-Actual Play
I've found a good set of lists of horror movies I'm plodding through but I could use more horror podcast recommendations.
1) Audio Drama types preferred (Single Person Narration puts me to sleep)
2) Non-comedy
3) Non-Actual Play
What even *is* that in the lower left? A sweet potato casserole? Did she dry out the marshmallows? I thought it might be gratin potatoes until I zoomed in. Everyone has commented on everything else
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What even *is* that in the lower left? A sweet potato casserole? Did she dry out the marshmallows? I thought it might be gratin potatoes until I zoomed in. Everyone has commented on everything else
Dear Father,
I have sinned and engaged in discourse.
I have sinned and engaged in discourse.
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Dear Father,
I have sinned and engaged in discourse.
I have sinned and engaged in discourse.
One thing I think is really ... interesting? about Oz adaptations since the MGM movie is that MOST completely take out the Good Witch of the North, and just have Glinda being the only Good Witch. Even McG and the musical hold space for this in that Elphaba is NOT present at the house+
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
One thing I think is really ... interesting? about Oz adaptations since the MGM movie is that MOST completely take out the Good Witch of the North, and just have Glinda being the only Good Witch. Even McG and the musical hold space for this in that Elphaba is NOT present at the house+
It's weird watching a British interior design show and hear someone say they're going for a Hamptons/Long Island look and what they're referring to is painted furniture.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's weird watching a British interior design show and hear someone say they're going for a Hamptons/Long Island look and what they're referring to is painted furniture.
Happy Gay Cardinal Season to everyone who celebrates!
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Happy Gay Cardinal Season to everyone who celebrates!
Oh, the doctor's reference about a Hollywood restaurantier who thought he was a Romanoff was a real person!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael...
Michael Romanoff - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Oh, the doctor's reference about a Hollywood restaurantier who thought he was a Romanoff was a real person!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael...
I love that every woman acting in Miracle on 34th Street is taking her five lines to absolutely blow it out of the water and most of the men are just... Fine
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I love that every woman acting in Miracle on 34th Street is taking her five lines to absolutely blow it out of the water and most of the men are just... Fine
Well a man's gotta do something to keep warm!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Well a man's gotta do something to keep warm!!
The Inspirational Dance at the end of a Christmas Paris Waltz that's to a Dramatic Rendition of O Holy Night that starts out with Mathew Morrison on his knees in an untucked shirt never fails to crack me up. It's SOOOO liturgical service dance coded.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The Inspirational Dance at the end of a Christmas Paris Waltz that's to a Dramatic Rendition of O Holy Night that starts out with Mathew Morrison on his knees in an untucked shirt never fails to crack me up. It's SOOOO liturgical service dance coded.
🎶Let us be glad. Let us be gratefuuuuuuuul!🎶
going back in time to let college mondo, who is booty dancing at the club, about this moment to his absolute disbelief
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
🎶Let us be glad. Let us be gratefuuuuuuuul!🎶
The judge for the terriors is dressed like a Star Trek high priest and I'm here for it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The judge for the terriors is dressed like a Star Trek high priest and I'm here for it.
I guess it's Christmas time now? #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I guess it's Christmas time now? #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
This is a very elaborate set for a lot of people to stand around watching the yaasified girl Cowardly Lion croon. #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is a very elaborate set for a lot of people to stand around watching the yaasified girl Cowardly Lion croon. #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I guess we're not free of red trucks with Christmas trees
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I guess we're not free of red trucks with Christmas trees
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I do love that it's two people named Drew and Mickey and honestly, I'm not sure which one is which. #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I do love that it's two people named Drew and Mickey and honestly, I'm not sure which one is which. #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Hey self, remember when you had a crush on Gavin DeGraw?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hey self, remember when you had a crush on Gavin DeGraw?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Two seconds after getting strapped into the Kinder Tric: ...wait I gotta pee.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Two seconds after getting strapped into the Kinder Tric: ...wait I gotta pee.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
"Mixing Vivaldi and Bjork" I wanna know if the director or the students came up with this and who had to explain it to whomst.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"Mixing Vivaldi and Bjork" I wanna know if the director or the students came up with this and who had to explain it to whomst.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
There's an elf on the shelf UNIVERSE? #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There's an elf on the shelf UNIVERSE? #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Wait go back. Is anyone sliding down the slides? The Rose Parade would have that!! #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Wait go back. Is anyone sliding down the slides? The Rose Parade would have that!! #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Is Taylor Momsen usually inhabited by the spirit of 2002 Avril?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Is Taylor Momsen usually inhabited by the spirit of 2002 Avril?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
"Calum Scott and [redacted]"
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"Calum Scott and [redacted]"
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Oh they get a FULL song and production number!! #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Oh they get a FULL song and production number!! #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
"fruity friends" sounds like something someone's dad called me in the 80s
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"fruity friends" sounds like something someone's dad called me in the 80s
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I mean, sure, I'm old enough that Andrea Boccelli has a nepobaby kid with a career.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I mean, sure, I'm old enough that Andrea Boccelli has a nepobaby kid with a career.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade