BlueShiftNZ
@blueshiftnz.bsky.social
Kiwi
Kirikiriroa, Hamiltron
Dogs, dad-jokes, lefty
Avery T. Deacon-Harry was a handle
Jeremy is my actual name
Hi!
Kirikiriroa, Hamiltron
Dogs, dad-jokes, lefty
Avery T. Deacon-Harry was a handle
Jeremy is my actual name
Hi!
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It's always been bullshit, and this current incarnation has really highlighted this. And two years in, voters need to stop buying their "It's Labours mess" lies. #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Government finances worse than expected as tax take falls
Treasury figures show a deficit about $700m higher than forecast.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's always been bullshit, and this current incarnation has really highlighted this. And two years in, voters need to stop buying their "It's Labours mess" lies. #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Birds are weird. They're either like "I can sing these two notes only and repeatedly for ever" or they're "yeah I can make any fucken noise I ever hear and you have no idea what I'm gonna say next"
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Birds are weird. They're either like "I can sing these two notes only and repeatedly for ever" or they're "yeah I can make any fucken noise I ever hear and you have no idea what I'm gonna say next"
The Three Stages of Xmas Maturity
1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't believe in Santa
3) You are Santa
1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't believe in Santa
3) You are Santa
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The Three Stages of Xmas Maturity
1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't believe in Santa
3) You are Santa
1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't believe in Santa
3) You are Santa
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December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Hey everyone, this snake mustache you a question
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hey everyone, this snake mustache you a question
It doesn't feel like Xmas til you've irritated a small dog
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It doesn't feel like Xmas til you've irritated a small dog
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📚Hey lovely people, since we're coming into the silly season, I thought it might be an idea to share my go-to cosy/comedy fantasy authors for a good, sanity-inducing laugh. If you're looking for an awesome read, you can't go wrong with the following:
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
📚Hey lovely people, since we're coming into the silly season, I thought it might be an idea to share my go-to cosy/comedy fantasy authors for a good, sanity-inducing laugh. If you're looking for an awesome read, you can't go wrong with the following:
Who else out there candying they nuts?
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Who else out there candying they nuts?
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Orca
Captain Cooker
Possum
Peripatus
Takahe
Orca
Captain Cooker
Possum
Peripatus
Takahe
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Moose
Porcupines
Armadillos
Alligators
Tiger sharks
Moose
Porcupines
Armadillos
Alligators
Tiger sharks
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Sea lions & seals
Orcas
Coyotes
Raccoons
Moose
Sea lions & seals
Orcas
Coyotes
Raccoons
Moose
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Orca
Captain Cooker
Possum
Peripatus
Takahe
Orca
Captain Cooker
Possum
Peripatus
Takahe
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Depends on who I'm introducing myself to
Crowded House
The Eagles
Fleetwood Mac
Sheryl Crow
The Irish Rovers
or maybe
Smashing Pumpkins
Tool
The Angels
Poison
Van Halen
or a third, different list
Minuit
PWEI
Hole
Judas Priest
Fat Freddy's Drop
Depends on who I'm introducing myself to
Crowded House
The Eagles
Fleetwood Mac
Sheryl Crow
The Irish Rovers
or maybe
Smashing Pumpkins
Tool
The Angels
Poison
Van Halen
or a third, different list
Minuit
PWEI
Hole
Judas Priest
Fat Freddy's Drop
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Iron Maiden
Pantera
Ronny Jordan
Bloodhound Gang
Black Label Society
The main takeaway from this exercise was that I've probably forgotten more than five concerts I've been to, there's just so many.
Iron Maiden
Pantera
Ronny Jordan
Bloodhound Gang
Black Label Society
The main takeaway from this exercise was that I've probably forgotten more than five concerts I've been to, there's just so many.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Sonic Youth
The Cramps
Public Enemy
Wire
Gojira
and hundreds more 🤣
Sonic Youth
The Cramps
Public Enemy
Wire
Gojira
and hundreds more 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Depends on who I'm introducing myself to
Crowded House
The Eagles
Fleetwood Mac
Sheryl Crow
The Irish Rovers
or maybe
Smashing Pumpkins
Tool
The Angels
Poison
Van Halen
or a third, different list
Minuit
PWEI
Hole
Judas Priest
Fat Freddy's Drop
Depends on who I'm introducing myself to
Crowded House
The Eagles
Fleetwood Mac
Sheryl Crow
The Irish Rovers
or maybe
Smashing Pumpkins
Tool
The Angels
Poison
Van Halen
or a third, different list
Minuit
PWEI
Hole
Judas Priest
Fat Freddy's Drop
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ARE TECHBROS CONCIOUS?
Many users feel like they are not talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider using them for product testing as they are less endearing than rats.
Many users feel like they are not talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider using them for product testing as they are less endearing than rats.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
ARE TECHBROS CONCIOUS?
Many users feel like they are not talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider using them for product testing as they are less endearing than rats.
Many users feel like they are not talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider using them for product testing as they are less endearing than rats.
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COMIC: Stressed? Tired?
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
COMIC: Stressed? Tired?
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Can I get a travel agency to offer this package with like, a dog to pet
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a day spent reading Agatha Christie in a Scottish Highlands Cottage in front of a crackling fireplace whilst indulging in a plate of emotional support scones will indeed fix you.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Can I get a travel agency to offer this package with like, a dog to pet
I made strog for dinner. It was good strog, I'm feeling pleased with the choices that led me to my strog dinner.
Wife also enjoyed the strog, and she doesn't even know how much I love her, cos I didn't tell her the "password is not stroganoff" joke, so she didn't have to pretend to hate me...
Wife also enjoyed the strog, and she doesn't even know how much I love her, cos I didn't tell her the "password is not stroganoff" joke, so she didn't have to pretend to hate me...
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I made strog for dinner. It was good strog, I'm feeling pleased with the choices that led me to my strog dinner.
Wife also enjoyed the strog, and she doesn't even know how much I love her, cos I didn't tell her the "password is not stroganoff" joke, so she didn't have to pretend to hate me...
Wife also enjoyed the strog, and she doesn't even know how much I love her, cos I didn't tell her the "password is not stroganoff" joke, so she didn't have to pretend to hate me...
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I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago.
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago.
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
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Program: would you like to turn on AI mode?
Me:
Me:
a man sitting at a desk with a panda bear on his arm
Alt: A gif of an old video showing an angry person in a panda costume destroying a computer in an office.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Program: would you like to turn on AI mode?
Me:
Me:
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“Trust us! Marginalising these communities more will absolutely bring down the cost of a KG of Mince and get your job back!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Trust us! Marginalising these communities more will absolutely bring down the cost of a KG of Mince and get your job back!”
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If you want your own "Leave Trans Kids Alone You Absolute Freak" t-shirt here the link:
store.crooked.com/products/lea...
store.crooked.com/products/lea...
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If you want your own "Leave Trans Kids Alone You Absolute Freak" t-shirt here the link:
store.crooked.com/products/lea...
store.crooked.com/products/lea...
Now I'm not a surveyologist, but this has a loaded-question kinda vibe to me. Is it just me?
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Now I'm not a surveyologist, but this has a loaded-question kinda vibe to me. Is it just me?
Any wine can be mulled wine if you really think about it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Any wine can be mulled wine if you really think about it.
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THREAD.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
THREAD.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
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🧵So last week I asked Kiwis and Aussies if people prefer their fairy bread with margarine or butter, crusts on or crusts off, squares vs triangles. I figured since it has been ages since I've sampled the food of the fae, I should make sure the recipe is correct for my upcoming book launch party.
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🧵So last week I asked Kiwis and Aussies if people prefer their fairy bread with margarine or butter, crusts on or crusts off, squares vs triangles. I figured since it has been ages since I've sampled the food of the fae, I should make sure the recipe is correct for my upcoming book launch party.
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Tahetoka Limited (my very small business) is expanding. Our team is now offering Bookkeeping services with a focus on Māori Pakihi and Charitable Trusts. Ensuring we get mahi done quickly with pricing that works for you.
Interested? Let us know.
tahetoka.nz/bookkeeping
Interested? Let us know.
tahetoka.nz/bookkeeping
Bookkeeping | Amber Craig
tahetoka.nz
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Tahetoka Limited (my very small business) is expanding. Our team is now offering Bookkeeping services with a focus on Māori Pakihi and Charitable Trusts. Ensuring we get mahi done quickly with pricing that works for you.
Interested? Let us know.
tahetoka.nz/bookkeeping
Interested? Let us know.
tahetoka.nz/bookkeeping
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There are wolves inside of you, wild and free.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
There are wolves inside of you, wild and free.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.