Kevin Hearne
@kevinhearne.bsky.social
Author of the Iron Druid Chronicles, Ink & Sigil, the Seven Kennings, and more. Into nature photography, metal, and beard maintenance. https://kevinhearne.com Newsletter: https://wordsandbirds.ink
It’s so strange how we can discover whole new subcultures if we just linger a little too long on a pickle video
There’s an astounding number of people producing pickle content out there
It’s like the algorithm was waiting for that extra second of attention & it pounced. AHA! HAVE ALL THE PICKLES
There’s an astounding number of people producing pickle content out there
It’s like the algorithm was waiting for that extra second of attention & it pounced. AHA! HAVE ALL THE PICKLES
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It’s so strange how we can discover whole new subcultures if we just linger a little too long on a pickle video
There’s an astounding number of people producing pickle content out there
It’s like the algorithm was waiting for that extra second of attention & it pounced. AHA! HAVE ALL THE PICKLES
There’s an astounding number of people producing pickle content out there
It’s like the algorithm was waiting for that extra second of attention & it pounced. AHA! HAVE ALL THE PICKLES
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I would like to thank the Wake Up Dead Man trailer for providing me with the visuals for my future award eligibility posts
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I would like to thank the Wake Up Dead Man trailer for providing me with the visuals for my future award eligibility posts
It’s Small Business Saturday! All the things are on sale now through Cyber Monday at hornedlarkpress.com/our-books/
COYOTE RUN is also on sale in Ebook for $1.99 in North America. Grab a lil’ something to read for your peeps!
COYOTE RUN is also on sale in Ebook for $1.99 in North America. Grab a lil’ something to read for your peeps!
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It’s Small Business Saturday! All the things are on sale now through Cyber Monday at hornedlarkpress.com/our-books/
COYOTE RUN is also on sale in Ebook for $1.99 in North America. Grab a lil’ something to read for your peeps!
COYOTE RUN is also on sale in Ebook for $1.99 in North America. Grab a lil’ something to read for your peeps!
Sharing some pics that Mon shared with me; every year my family has Thanksgiving out in the Arizona desert because it’s purty. The Sonoran Desert is quite lush, and recent rains made it more so. Some cactuses were even blooming!
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Sharing some pics that Mon shared with me; every year my family has Thanksgiving out in the Arizona desert because it’s purty. The Sonoran Desert is quite lush, and recent rains made it more so. Some cactuses were even blooming!
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Tomorrow through Monday, all print books on our site will be on sale, 25-50% off!
Your support of a small press that employs real folks & never uses AI for anything will not only make a great gift but give a nice middle finger to billionaires
Your support of a small press that employs real folks & never uses AI for anything will not only make a great gift but give a nice middle finger to billionaires
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Tomorrow through Monday, all print books on our site will be on sale, 25-50% off!
Your support of a small press that employs real folks & never uses AI for anything will not only make a great gift but give a nice middle finger to billionaires
Your support of a small press that employs real folks & never uses AI for anything will not only make a great gift but give a nice middle finger to billionaires
Is there a wiki that explains how the Aliens can stay hydrated when they salivate that much? It just gushes out
Also why do they have those outer teeth if the inner teeth are gonna do the biting? Do they just anchor the massive salivary glands?
Also why do they have those outer teeth if the inner teeth are gonna do the biting? Do they just anchor the massive salivary glands?
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Is there a wiki that explains how the Aliens can stay hydrated when they salivate that much? It just gushes out
Also why do they have those outer teeth if the inner teeth are gonna do the biting? Do they just anchor the massive salivary glands?
Also why do they have those outer teeth if the inner teeth are gonna do the biting? Do they just anchor the massive salivary glands?
Why isn’t there a show about flawless food heists, because there have been some good one in recent years
•butter
•eggs
•cheese
“You’re not going to believe number four!”
•snails
•butter
•eggs
•cheese
“You’re not going to believe number four!”
•snails
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Why isn’t there a show about flawless food heists, because there have been some good one in recent years
•butter
•eggs
•cheese
“You’re not going to believe number four!”
•snails
•butter
•eggs
•cheese
“You’re not going to believe number four!”
•snails
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Grateful for y’all. And birds.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Grateful for y’all. And birds.
You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant, except a world without billionaires
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant, except a world without billionaires
Grateful for y’all. And birds.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Grateful for y’all. And birds.
Wake Up Dead Man was awesome and whether you see it in theatres or on Netflix soon, it’s a good chewy mystery with wonderful character work
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wake Up Dead Man was awesome and whether you see it in theatres or on Netflix soon, it’s a good chewy mystery with wonderful character work
In case ye missed it, behold
I have committed bloggery, a rare event, because a novelette that’s been out of print has been resurrected, mostly, even revised and expanded: kevinhearne.com/the-new-old-...
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In case ye missed it, behold
Seriously what the heck do Predators eat
Those cheek fangs weren’t made for soup
Those cheek fangs weren’t made for soup
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Seriously what the heck do Predators eat
Those cheek fangs weren’t made for soup
Those cheek fangs weren’t made for soup
I have committed bloggery, a rare event, because a novelette that’s been out of print has been resurrected, mostly, even revised and expanded: kevinhearne.com/the-new-old-...
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I have committed bloggery, a rare event, because a novelette that’s been out of print has been resurrected, mostly, even revised and expanded: kevinhearne.com/the-new-old-...
Ah, new author scam email just dropped:
“Let me adjust your visibility on [big river site]”
Hmm. Let me usher you to my spam folder.
“Let me adjust your visibility on [big river site]”
Hmm. Let me usher you to my spam folder.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Ah, new author scam email just dropped:
“Let me adjust your visibility on [big river site]”
Hmm. Let me usher you to my spam folder.
“Let me adjust your visibility on [big river site]”
Hmm. Let me usher you to my spam folder.
I got to listen to the original Springsteen recording of “Blinded by the Light” today & wow is it different from the cover.
Springsteen: He was blinded by the light, cut loose like a deuce
Manfred Mann: He was blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche
Either way: not good for that guy
Springsteen: He was blinded by the light, cut loose like a deuce
Manfred Mann: He was blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche
Either way: not good for that guy
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I got to listen to the original Springsteen recording of “Blinded by the Light” today & wow is it different from the cover.
Springsteen: He was blinded by the light, cut loose like a deuce
Manfred Mann: He was blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche
Either way: not good for that guy
Springsteen: He was blinded by the light, cut loose like a deuce
Manfred Mann: He was blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche
Either way: not good for that guy
“Doobie doobie do”
—Frank Sinatra
—Frank Sinatra
Alberta has collected more than $1 billion in cannabis revenue.
That's the most, per capita, of all provinces and territories.
By far.
It's nearly quadruple what Quebec has collected, per person.
That's the most, per capita, of all provinces and territories.
By far.
It's nearly quadruple what Quebec has collected, per person.
Canada collected over $5.4B in cannabis tax revenue since legalization | CBC News
Ottawa and the provinces raked in more than $5.4 billion in cannabis tax revenue since the drug was legalized for recreational use in October 2018.
www.cbc.ca
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“Doobie doobie do”
—Frank Sinatra
—Frank Sinatra
Apparently in Ottawa today there were multiple arrests after a fight broke out at a Costco over a new release of Pokémon cards
Choices were made
Choices were made
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Apparently in Ottawa today there were multiple arrests after a fight broke out at a Costco over a new release of Pokémon cards
Choices were made
Choices were made
CAPSLOCK EXCITEMENT HERE BECAUSE THE SNÖWII OWL HAS RETURNED! THIS IS A TERRIBLE PHONE SHOT BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE MY GOOD CAMERA WITH ME BUT AHHHH THE SNÖWII OWWWL!
🦉🪶
🦉🪶
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
CAPSLOCK EXCITEMENT HERE BECAUSE THE SNÖWII OWL HAS RETURNED! THIS IS A TERRIBLE PHONE SHOT BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE MY GOOD CAMERA WITH ME BUT AHHHH THE SNÖWII OWWWL!
🦉🪶
🦉🪶
Predator Badlands was entirely satisfying.
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Predator Badlands was entirely satisfying.
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Coming next week! I'm grateful that I can finally share this very personal story of grief and swamps.
Transformed by a fungal infection that connects humans with nature, one woman feels closer to the world than ever, but further from the people she loves the most...
December 3rd. "All That Means or Mourns," by @r-emrys.bsky.social
Art by Jacqueline Tam
Edited by @englelaird.bsky.social
December 3rd. "All That Means or Mourns," by @r-emrys.bsky.social
Art by Jacqueline Tam
Edited by @englelaird.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Coming next week! I'm grateful that I can finally share this very personal story of grief and swamps.
Gonna see Predator Badlands because hey, yeah! I hear it’s good. Tomorrow will see Wake Up, Dead Man, because Benoit Blanc!
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Gonna see Predator Badlands because hey, yeah! I hear it’s good. Tomorrow will see Wake Up, Dead Man, because Benoit Blanc!
Omg he took the cheese? Sealed his fate right there
one of my uncles is banned from thanksgiving after he brought a giant spread of artisanal cheese, engaged in a planned confrontation with my cousins who were hosting and called them assholes, and then left and TOOK THE CHEESE AWAY
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Omg he took the cheese? Sealed his fate right there
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@frjonathanbish.bsky.social made this for dinner tonight and I can confirm it’s excellent
*looks around at assorted trash fires*
HEY KIDS, WANNA COOK A STREET CORN SMASH BURGER TACO WITH UNCLE KEVIN? LET’S GO!
You don’t even have to do the burger part. Just the street corn will measurably improve your life. So let’s start there. Open a can of corn, dump in a skillet with oil, & char
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HEY KIDS, WANNA COOK A STREET CORN SMASH BURGER TACO WITH UNCLE KEVIN? LET’S GO!
You don’t even have to do the burger part. Just the street corn will measurably improve your life. So let’s start there. Open a can of corn, dump in a skillet with oil, & char
1/
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@frjonathanbish.bsky.social made this for dinner tonight and I can confirm it’s excellent
Heck yes, what Krista said. He’s made all these trade deals recently with Indonesia, Sweden, U.A.E, and more that escape me, but he’s doing exactly what’s needed. He’s made more deals than the guy who promised ninety deals in ninety days, eh?
Mark Carney hasn't stopped travelling since becoming Prime Minister, and honestly this has big "showing my ex what he's missing" vibes.
And I kinda love it actually.
And I kinda love it actually.
At the #G20 Summit in Johannesburg, Canada forged new partnerships in trade, energy, AI, tech, sustainability, and defence. We’re building big things in Canada — and these nations want to build with us.
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Heck yes, what Krista said. He’s made all these trade deals recently with Indonesia, Sweden, U.A.E, and more that escape me, but he’s doing exactly what’s needed. He’s made more deals than the guy who promised ninety deals in ninety days, eh?