Definitely! It’s so good

Dang it, he’s playing us. I knew it!

Gate Agent: Thank you for your patience. We’ll be boarding now.

Ok y’all, I’m off. Everything is super normal and nothing weird happened during the delay

Gate agent: WE WILL BE BOARDING SHORTLY UNLESS WE WON’T. WE ARE PROVIDING THIS SMIDGEON OF HOPE TO KEEP YOU HERE AND PROLONG YOUR SUFFERING RATHER THAN LET YOU SUCCUMB TO THE SWEET OBLIVION OF THE ABYSS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR DELICIOUS ANGUISH AND PATIENCE

YOU MAY BE HALLUCINATING THIS HAHAHAHA

Gate agent: SPEAK NOT TO ME OF YOUR EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR AS I EXTEND YOUR STAY IN THIS FEATURELESS LIMBO

YOU HAVE CANDY CRUSH AND SHIT LIKE THAT

ALL I HAVE IS THIS MICROPHONE AND A BOTTOMLESS WELL OF CONTEMPT

Yeah. I kinda figured I’d have to pay for that somehow.

Update from the gate agent: HAHA JUST KIDDING WE AREN’T GOING TO BOOT ANYONE BUT YOU STILL GET NOTHING, NOTHING I SAY

…EXCEPT ANOTHER DELAY! YES, YOU GET TO WAIT LONGER! MUAH HAHAHA! ARE WE NOT GENEROUS?

I trust the cinnamon roll but I’m not sure if I trust the demon

This is amazing. I think it’s correct to leave out the demon. He already got his cinnamon roll

Little Miss Muffet is aspirational. Someday I would like to sit on a tuffet eating curds and whey.