BlueShiftNZ
@blueshiftnz.bsky.social
Kiwi
Kirikiriroa, Hamiltron
Dogs, dad-jokes, lefty
Avery T. Deacon-Harry was a handle
Jeremy is my actual name
Hi!
Kirikiriroa, Hamiltron
Dogs, dad-jokes, lefty
Avery T. Deacon-Harry was a handle
Jeremy is my actual name
Hi!
ARE TECHBROS CONCIOUS?
Many users feel like they are not talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider using them for product testing as they are less endearing than rats.
Many users feel like they are not talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider using them for product testing as they are less endearing than rats.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
ARE TECHBROS CONCIOUS?
Many users feel like they are not talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider using them for product testing as they are less endearing than rats.
Many users feel like they are not talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider using them for product testing as they are less endearing than rats.
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COMIC: Stressed? Tired?
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
COMIC: Stressed? Tired?
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Can I get a travel agency to offer this package with like, a dog to pet
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a day spent reading Agatha Christie in a Scottish Highlands Cottage in front of a crackling fireplace whilst indulging in a plate of emotional support scones will indeed fix you.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Can I get a travel agency to offer this package with like, a dog to pet
I made strog for dinner. It was good strog, I'm feeling pleased with the choices that led me to my strog dinner.
Wife also enjoyed the strog, and she doesn't even know how much I love her, cos I didn't tell her the "password is not stroganoff" joke, so she didn't have to pretend to hate me...
Wife also enjoyed the strog, and she doesn't even know how much I love her, cos I didn't tell her the "password is not stroganoff" joke, so she didn't have to pretend to hate me...
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I made strog for dinner. It was good strog, I'm feeling pleased with the choices that led me to my strog dinner.
Wife also enjoyed the strog, and she doesn't even know how much I love her, cos I didn't tell her the "password is not stroganoff" joke, so she didn't have to pretend to hate me...
Wife also enjoyed the strog, and she doesn't even know how much I love her, cos I didn't tell her the "password is not stroganoff" joke, so she didn't have to pretend to hate me...
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I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago.
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago.
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
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Program: would you like to turn on AI mode?
Me:
Me:
a man sitting at a desk with a panda bear on his arm
Alt: A gif of an old video showing an angry person in a panda costume destroying a computer in an office.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Program: would you like to turn on AI mode?
Me:
Me:
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“Trust us! Marginalising these communities more will absolutely bring down the cost of a KG of Mince and get your job back!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Trust us! Marginalising these communities more will absolutely bring down the cost of a KG of Mince and get your job back!”
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If you want your own "Leave Trans Kids Alone You Absolute Freak" t-shirt here the link:
store.crooked.com/products/lea...
store.crooked.com/products/lea...
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If you want your own "Leave Trans Kids Alone You Absolute Freak" t-shirt here the link:
store.crooked.com/products/lea...
store.crooked.com/products/lea...
Now I'm not a surveyologist, but this has a loaded-question kinda vibe to me. Is it just me?
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Now I'm not a surveyologist, but this has a loaded-question kinda vibe to me. Is it just me?
Any wine can be mulled wine if you really think about it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Any wine can be mulled wine if you really think about it.
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THREAD.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
THREAD.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
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🧵So last week I asked Kiwis and Aussies if people prefer their fairy bread with margarine or butter, crusts on or crusts off, squares vs triangles. I figured since it has been ages since I've sampled the food of the fae, I should make sure the recipe is correct for my upcoming book launch party.
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🧵So last week I asked Kiwis and Aussies if people prefer their fairy bread with margarine or butter, crusts on or crusts off, squares vs triangles. I figured since it has been ages since I've sampled the food of the fae, I should make sure the recipe is correct for my upcoming book launch party.
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Tahetoka Limited (my very small business) is expanding. Our team is now offering Bookkeeping services with a focus on Māori Pakihi and Charitable Trusts. Ensuring we get mahi done quickly with pricing that works for you.
Interested? Let us know.
tahetoka.nz/bookkeeping
Interested? Let us know.
tahetoka.nz/bookkeeping
Bookkeeping | Amber Craig
tahetoka.nz
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Tahetoka Limited (my very small business) is expanding. Our team is now offering Bookkeeping services with a focus on Māori Pakihi and Charitable Trusts. Ensuring we get mahi done quickly with pricing that works for you.
Interested? Let us know.
tahetoka.nz/bookkeeping
Interested? Let us know.
tahetoka.nz/bookkeeping
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There are wolves inside of you, wild and free.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
There are wolves inside of you, wild and free.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
There is a grey warbler in my backyard, just absolutely warbling it's little heart out! They are such beautiful shy little birdies.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
There is a grey warbler in my backyard, just absolutely warbling it's little heart out! They are such beautiful shy little birdies.
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
There's worse places to be on one's 30th wedding anniversary. And certainly worse people to spend it with.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
There's worse places to be on one's 30th wedding anniversary. And certainly worse people to spend it with.
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No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.
Cait's right. Tomorrow is my 30th anniversary. We have the week off and we are meandering around the Coromandel Peninsula enjoying each other's company.
If you can live together for a week in a camper after 30+ years, you've found the right one.
If you can live together for a week in a camper after 30+ years, you've found the right one.
idk if yall knew this but marriage is really really great if you find the right person to do it with
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Cait's right. Tomorrow is my 30th anniversary. We have the week off and we are meandering around the Coromandel Peninsula enjoying each other's company.
If you can live together for a week in a camper after 30+ years, you've found the right one.
If you can live together for a week in a camper after 30+ years, you've found the right one.
He'll change, but only if you kiss him...
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
He'll change, but only if you kiss him...
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This country is so ridiculously pretty sometimes!
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This country is so ridiculously pretty sometimes!
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What would we no longer have if fireworks were banned? Terrified pets, yet more pointless plastic released into the environment, antisocial moronic noise. Call me crazy but I reckon we can just about cope with that kind of loss, as a species.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What would we no longer have if fireworks were banned? Terrified pets, yet more pointless plastic released into the environment, antisocial moronic noise. Call me crazy but I reckon we can just about cope with that kind of loss, as a species.
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He's desperate to give off the Illusion of leadership by making his problems and people disappear!
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
He's desperate to give off the Illusion of leadership by making his problems and people disappear!
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It is my sincere belief that my office chair is ruining my body and possibly my entire life
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It is my sincere belief that my office chair is ruining my body and possibly my entire life