@blooberman.bsky.social
You just died.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You just died.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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Dr Oz announced that “Americans will lose 135 BILLION pounds by the midterms.”
Wow!!!
There are 342, 783, 851 Americans.
That means we will each lose 393 pounds!
Wow!!!
There are 342, 783, 851 Americans.
That means we will each lose 393 pounds!
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dr Oz announced that “Americans will lose 135 BILLION pounds by the midterms.”
Wow!!!
There are 342, 783, 851 Americans.
That means we will each lose 393 pounds!
Wow!!!
There are 342, 783, 851 Americans.
That means we will each lose 393 pounds!
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Establish dominance in a meeting by bringing donuts and saying no one can have any because they are for a later, more important meeting.
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Establish dominance in a meeting by bringing donuts and saying no one can have any because they are for a later, more important meeting.
@thewaroncars.bsky.social space rocks, welcome to the war on cars. www.sciencealert.com/tesla-in-aus...
Tesla in Australia Struck by Mystery Object And It Could Be a World First
An object that struck an Australian man's Tesla as he was traveling along a highway may have been a meteorite.
www.sciencealert.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
@thewaroncars.bsky.social space rocks, welcome to the war on cars. www.sciencealert.com/tesla-in-aus...
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Let’s be clear, most EBT users are white. The reason he’s specifically lying about “weaves” and we’ve seen so many AI fakes of Black women ranting about food stamps is they need to make BW the face EBT because they know many Americans don’t care if Black people suffer, and some actually wish for it.
ROB SCHMITT: People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves and their hair. This is a really ugly program.
SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
November 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Let’s be clear, most EBT users are white. The reason he’s specifically lying about “weaves” and we’ve seen so many AI fakes of Black women ranting about food stamps is they need to make BW the face EBT because they know many Americans don’t care if Black people suffer, and some actually wish for it.
@nerdnumbers.com any boxscore geeks shows coming up?
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
@nerdnumbers.com any boxscore geeks shows coming up?
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A note to Canadian parents: It’s Game 6 on Friday, so Halloween is over at 7:30 pm this year.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A note to Canadian parents: It’s Game 6 on Friday, so Halloween is over at 7:30 pm this year.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
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IMPORTANT: The Dutch invest €595 million annually on urban biking, resulting in €19 BILLION saved in public health care costs alone. That’s how smart governments do the math on investing in better mobility.
Let’s be clear— it wastes public money to NOT do it.
#CityMakingMath HT @modacitylife.com
Let’s be clear— it wastes public money to NOT do it.
#CityMakingMath HT @modacitylife.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
IMPORTANT: The Dutch invest €595 million annually on urban biking, resulting in €19 BILLION saved in public health care costs alone. That’s how smart governments do the math on investing in better mobility.
Let’s be clear— it wastes public money to NOT do it.
#CityMakingMath HT @modacitylife.com
Let’s be clear— it wastes public money to NOT do it.
#CityMakingMath HT @modacitylife.com
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This is Life After Cars.
A before-and-after video instead of just an image, Rue Landouzy in the 13th arrondissement of Paris, in order to keep the full image ratio and show the whole of the young new tree in the foreground ;)
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is Life After Cars.
Amen Thompson
Ja Morant
Jimmy Butler
Ja Morant
Jimmy Butler
Let's talk about some NBA stuff, can't wait for the season.
Who are your three favorite players in the nba? I'll go first:
3. Wemby
2. Amen Thompson
1. Jaylen Brown
#NBA
Who are your three favorite players in the nba? I'll go first:
3. Wemby
2. Amen Thompson
1. Jaylen Brown
#NBA
October 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Amen Thompson
Ja Morant
Jimmy Butler
Ja Morant
Jimmy Butler
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The difference between me and the Louvre art thieves is that when I steal priceless valuables from the Louvre I do it so that nobody knows I stole them. Don't celebrate mediocrity
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The difference between me and the Louvre art thieves is that when I steal priceless valuables from the Louvre I do it so that nobody knows I stole them. Don't celebrate mediocrity
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Listening to Federal Way's traffic engineer explain why a speed limit reduction isn't likely on a street next to a school after a serious crash - on a street where drivers are exceeding the 35 mph limit.
"It was a tragic situation that occurred out there...but realistically it's an outlier."
"It was a tragic situation that occurred out there...but realistically it's an outlier."
October 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Listening to Federal Way's traffic engineer explain why a speed limit reduction isn't likely on a street next to a school after a serious crash - on a street where drivers are exceeding the 35 mph limit.
"It was a tragic situation that occurred out there...but realistically it's an outlier."
"It was a tragic situation that occurred out there...but realistically it's an outlier."
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
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"Exhibit A" in Tylenol's upcoming lawsuit against our irresponsible nitwit president.
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Exhibit A" in Tylenol's upcoming lawsuit against our irresponsible nitwit president.
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I am proud to be born a Muslim.
I am proud to be born in Somalia.
I am proud to have become an American.
None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet.
Drink some water and touch grass.
I am proud to be born in Somalia.
I am proud to have become an American.
None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet.
Drink some water and touch grass.
September 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I am proud to be born a Muslim.
I am proud to be born in Somalia.
I am proud to have become an American.
None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet.
Drink some water and touch grass.
I am proud to be born in Somalia.
I am proud to have become an American.
None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet.
Drink some water and touch grass.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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🧵 An open letter to the US Open and USTA:
Trump will attend the #USOpen as a guest of ROLEX. Yesterday, Trump declared 'WAR' on Chicago. The USTA has called for media censorship of dissent against Trump today.
I played NCAA tennis many years ago and still play. Today I resign my #USTA membership.
Trump will attend the #USOpen as a guest of ROLEX. Yesterday, Trump declared 'WAR' on Chicago. The USTA has called for media censorship of dissent against Trump today.
I played NCAA tennis many years ago and still play. Today I resign my #USTA membership.
September 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Thread make it all the way down. It’s important
1/ Early on in President Trump’s second term, I spent a few weeks observing Chicago’s immigration court to get a sense of how things were changing.
One afternoon in March, the case of a 27-year-old Venezuelan asylum-seeker caught my attention.
I want to tell you his story 👇
One afternoon in March, the case of a 27-year-old Venezuelan asylum-seeker caught my attention.
I want to tell you his story 👇
July 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Thread make it all the way down. It’s important
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People feeling the need to cycle on sidewalks is a policy failure.
One for which these decals are not the solution.
One for which these decals are not the solution.
My team and I are installing Walk Your Bike or Scooter decals across Ward 13 to make our sidewalks safer and more accessible for all. These decals help prioritize pedestrian safety, especially in high-traffic areas. Thank you to everyone for sharing their input on where to install these decals.
July 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
People feeling the need to cycle on sidewalks is a policy failure.
One for which these decals are not the solution.
One for which these decals are not the solution.
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maybe labour should just offer safe and legal routes like every single expert has advised them.
July 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
maybe labour should just offer safe and legal routes like every single expert has advised them.
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
@nerdnumbers.com you got any of them new @boxscoregeeks episodes?
a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
June 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
@nerdnumbers.com you got any of them new @boxscoregeeks episodes?
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quaker here. do i now have a right to have my children opt out of seeing any school books that relate to war?
🚨In its fourth decision, the Supreme Court holds that parents who object to LGBTQ books in the classroom have a First Amendment right to "opt out" their children from seeing those books. Alito writes for the 6-3 majority, with all three liberals dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
June 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
quaker here. do i now have a right to have my children opt out of seeing any school books that relate to war?