Basquiatball
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Basquiatball
@basquiatball.bsky.social
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I dont care if it's true you dont say hateful shit like this
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
Truly, he was a chain of dicks who lived far too long
Now you can proudly stand by her side in the winner's circle of the Easter Egg hunt every year
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Have you guys ever noticed that Stephen Miller and Patches from the Soulsborne games never appear in the same room together?
Lakers injury report for tonight just says, "Yes"???
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Absolutely amazing: they've got so much solar in Australia that they need more people to use more of it, so the gov't has instructed energy retailers to offer *at least three hours of free power* during the middle of the day.

Meanwhile fossil-addled US struggles with an energy-price crisis ...
Energy retailers to be directed to offer free power three hours a day
Saying there is enough solar power for everyone in the daytime, Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen will direct retailers to provide three hours of free power every day to consumers.
www.abc.net.au
They're going to make an account on a New Jersey real estate app, post "No way guys we're not calling them skeets" once and then never log back in again
You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
You should read the blog i wrote about this:
How is it only 6??? I thought it was Tuesday!
It's assumed its part of the base dish! And I dont understand "whole turkey"- the point is youre making a plate. You're just going to walk up and claim the entire bird for yourself? With 15$ left to spend???
Tbh I'd eat it all but $20 ain't buying much more than beets right now
When my grandmother was 3 a headless chicken chased her around a yard, giving her a lifelong fear of birds that led her to never eating them that led to her being terrible at cooking them, which led my entire family to accepting ham as a fantastic Thanksgiving protein
I am bringing 6.66 dishes of casserole and not letting anyone leave the premises until it is finished
What's gonna be on your thanksgiving plate?
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"The story of L.A. baseball fandom is that the face that meets the police baton was deliriously happy."
This would both bankrupt me and completely destroy my intestinal track
Realistically $20 is going to get you a plate of brussel sprouts and a large coke
American culture disagrees on many things but one thing it is unanimous about is that it is entirely immoral to be from Los Angeles
Believe it or not, theyre publicly owned, sadly