Basquiatball
@basquiatball.bsky.social
I have no personality and am offended you would ask
Just capturing this moment for posterity:
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just capturing this moment for posterity:
I was explaining to a friend on the phone about a video of a guy building a Lego Polaroid camera that has fake photos that it ejects and I said "the guy building it looks exactly like you'd think" and she said, "What? So a hipster? Probably German too."
And, gang,
And, gang,
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I was explaining to a friend on the phone about a video of a guy building a Lego Polaroid camera that has fake photos that it ejects and I said "the guy building it looks exactly like you'd think" and she said, "What? So a hipster? Probably German too."
And, gang,
And, gang,
Who up art history posting? I'm just thinking about Andrew Wyeth's famous "No mother should have to explain to her child she was charged and convicted of something she didn't do"
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Who up art history posting? I'm just thinking about Andrew Wyeth's famous "No mother should have to explain to her child she was charged and convicted of something she didn't do"
OK but hear me out:
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
OK but hear me out:
Just putting this out into the universe for the comedy
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just putting this out into the universe for the comedy
Have you guys ever noticed that Stephen Miller and Patches from the Soulsborne games never appear in the same room together?
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Have you guys ever noticed that Stephen Miller and Patches from the Soulsborne games never appear in the same room together?
Just take the L train, man
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Just take the L train, man
YAMAMOTORIN'!!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
YAMAMOTORIN'!!!!!
Dodgers win! Dodgers win! The Evil Empire is not defeated!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Dodgers win! Dodgers win! The Evil Empire is not defeated!!!
Ok but have you considered
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Ok but have you considered
Me, giggling: "VJ Edgecombe might low key be the dirtiest name in the league."
Literally the next name in the boxscore:
Literally the next name in the boxscore:
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Me, giggling: "VJ Edgecombe might low key be the dirtiest name in the league."
Literally the next name in the boxscore:
Literally the next name in the boxscore:
Odd timeline serendipity:
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Odd timeline serendipity:
Really glad ESPN is taking the NBA story seriously and not turning all sport into a mode of funneling gamblers to their vice!
October 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Really glad ESPN is taking the NBA story seriously and not turning all sport into a mode of funneling gamblers to their vice!
This is the closest I can find to the full deck. Chauncey Billups HAS to have his own card. He won Finals MVP 2 years before. Is he the 6 of Spades???
October 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is the closest I can find to the full deck. Chauncey Billups HAS to have his own card. He won Finals MVP 2 years before. Is he the 6 of Spades???
Now is the perfect time for the NBA to bring these back. "Spice up your next poker game with your favorite NBA player!"
October 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Now is the perfect time for the NBA to bring these back. "Spice up your next poker game with your favorite NBA player!"
What do you suppose the odds are the owner of this vehicle isn't legally supposed to be within 200 yards of a school?
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
What do you suppose the odds are the owner of this vehicle isn't legally supposed to be within 200 yards of a school?
There's tons of good AI images you just aren't looking hard enough
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
There's tons of good AI images you just aren't looking hard enough
Starting to experiment with lyric writing. I think it's going well so far.
September 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Starting to experiment with lyric writing. I think it's going well so far.
Colorado is impinging on my first amendment right to defraud innkeepers
September 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Colorado is impinging on my first amendment right to defraud innkeepers
What movie do you consider perfect?
September 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What movie do you consider perfect?