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It's a really good marketing strategy for your robot to make sure anyone who sees you near one thinks "oh he's probably just an unstoppable pedophile"
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's a really good marketing strategy for your robot to make sure anyone who sees you near one thinks "oh he's probably just an unstoppable pedophile"
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In addition to all else, they are pussies about Chicago winter. No lower lifeforms even conceivable to me than these guys.
"Another source with direct knowledge said the number of Border Patrol agents currently operating in the Chicago area will go from 250 down to 100. But in March, that number could increase to 1,000 agents."
chicago.suntimes.com/public-safet... w/ @jonseidel.bsky.social
chicago.suntimes.com/public-safet... w/ @jonseidel.bsky.social
U.S. Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino, fellow agents expected to leave Chicago soon
Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin insists “we aren’t leaving Chicago,” but the feds' immigration campaign is expected to begin winding down. However, one source said they could b...
chicago.suntimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
In addition to all else, they are pussies about Chicago winter. No lower lifeforms even conceivable to me than these guys.
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It's not all bad news, Liz! I'm a reaction image now! They're putting together a shared-universe IP and they need a replacement after the little girl in front of the burning house got arrested for insurance fraud.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It's not all bad news, Liz! I'm a reaction image now! They're putting together a shared-universe IP and they need a replacement after the little girl in front of the burning house got arrested for insurance fraud.
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VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
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first it's pensions, then it's healthcare, then vacation, finally it's the wages, pretty soon you're just going to one box to work all day for no money and going to another to get the rest of snap to eat, which sounds a lot like how they described the soviet union to me in the 80s but what do i know
Is this good? It doesn't seem good.
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
first it's pensions, then it's healthcare, then vacation, finally it's the wages, pretty soon you're just going to one box to work all day for no money and going to another to get the rest of snap to eat, which sounds a lot like how they described the soviet union to me in the 80s but what do i know
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You have castrated 「ＴｒｅａｓｕｒｅＤｏｇ」．
You receive 「２ｘＧｉｌｄｅｄＮａｒｄ」．
You receive 「２ｘＧｉｌｄｅｄＮａｒｄ」．
June 26, 2024 at 1:40 PM
You have castrated 「ＴｒｅａｓｕｒｅＤｏｇ」．
You receive 「２ｘＧｉｌｄｅｄＮａｒｄ」．
You receive 「２ｘＧｉｌｄｅｄＮａｒｄ」．
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the new X-Men lineup will be Gambit, Rogue, and an audience surrogate who fucks Gambit and Rogue
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
the new X-Men lineup will be Gambit, Rogue, and an audience surrogate who fucks Gambit and Rogue
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I am calling on the National Guard to take multiple loads. I am calling on the National Guard to honor their promise of a no loads refused pimped out cumdump event in Charlotte
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I am calling on the National Guard to take multiple loads. I am calling on the National Guard to honor their promise of a no loads refused pimped out cumdump event in Charlotte
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the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother
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Study Finds Exercise May Help Alzheimer’s Patients Look Hot https://theonion.com/study-finds-exercise-may-help-alzheimer-s-patients-look-1850616422/
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Study Finds Exercise May Help Alzheimer’s Patients Look Hot https://theonion.com/study-finds-exercise-may-help-alzheimer-s-patients-look-1850616422/
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Cannabis use associated with a reduction in alcohol intake
Cannabis use associated with a reduction in alcohol intake
In a recent laboratory experiment, cannabis use was associated with reduced alcohol consumption among heavy drinkers. This substitution effect appears to be driven by a significant decrease in the self-reported urge to drink.
www.psypost.org
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Cannabis use associated with a reduction in alcohol intake
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Let me run the Bond franchise and I’ll blow him up at the end of every movie. Maybe several times within each movie if it feels right. He’ll be back the next movie (or scene) and nobody will talk about it, but man are we gonna explode that guy a LOT.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Let me run the Bond franchise and I’ll blow him up at the end of every movie. Maybe several times within each movie if it feels right. He’ll be back the next movie (or scene) and nobody will talk about it, but man are we gonna explode that guy a LOT.
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guy you gotta run a few missions for in gta and it’s clear right away the last one is gonna be killing him
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
guy you gotta run a few missions for in gta and it’s clear right away the last one is gonna be killing him
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All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
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i consider myself sort of a, "jack of all trades," except with no trades
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i consider myself sort of a, "jack of all trades," except with no trades
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This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This guy has definitely said the words "IT'S DA BAT!"
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today in everything's a scam now: made the mistake of ordering wings. They tried to forget half our dang order
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
today in everything's a scam now: made the mistake of ordering wings. They tried to forget half our dang order
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My latest at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: I talked to @oglaf.bsky.social! Not the character, but rather, the people who create it.
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...
www.tcj.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My latest at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: I talked to @oglaf.bsky.social! Not the character, but rather, the people who create it.
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
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I strongly believe people should be proud of every model they finish regardless of their skill level and also that if someone puts this level of painting on the table they should just have better stats
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I strongly believe people should be proud of every model they finish regardless of their skill level and also that if someone puts this level of painting on the table they should just have better stats
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this is the part of the episode where captain kirk would just blow up the evil computer holding everyone in a kafkaesque nightmare dystopia and then tell the assholes in charge to either build a better society or watch out for pitchforks
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
this is the part of the episode where captain kirk would just blow up the evil computer holding everyone in a kafkaesque nightmare dystopia and then tell the assholes in charge to either build a better society or watch out for pitchforks
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Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.