bart
@bartsmith.bsky.social
On twitter, I had an underscore in my name. Here, I don’t. Everything else is basically the same
📍 Carrboro, North Carolina
📍 Carrboro, North Carolina
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The narrative that the ruling class "went insane" during COVID was apparently not totally accurate. In actuality, they all believed that the Me Too movement killed their beloved pedophile fixer and lockdown just delayed them eventually punishing us all for it.
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The narrative that the ruling class "went insane" during COVID was apparently not totally accurate. In actuality, they all believed that the Me Too movement killed their beloved pedophile fixer and lockdown just delayed them eventually punishing us all for it.
Neil Gaiman choosing now to speak out against sexual misconduct allegations seems like bad timing because everybody’s talking about the Epstein files, and now everybody’s going to think that he was named in that
Neil Gaiman Speaks Out on Sexual Misconduct Allegations After a Year and Alleges ‘Smear Campaign’ Was Waged: ‘Actual Evidence Was Dismissed or Ignored’
"The Sandman" and "Good Omens" author Neil Gaiman released a lengthy statement Monday in which he once again denied sexual misconduct accusations
variety.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Neil Gaiman choosing now to speak out against sexual misconduct allegations seems like bad timing because everybody’s talking about the Epstein files, and now everybody’s going to think that he was named in that
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Zohran's 48/32 *statewide*
Republicans mightily struggling in New York in a new Siena poll.
Kathy Hochul leads GOP opponent Bruce Blakeman 54% to 28%. (She won by 6% in 2022.)
Democrats have a 56/29 lead in the generic congressional ballot. (Result was 57/43 in 2024).
Trump approval is 33/63. sri.siena.edu/2026/02/03/h...
Kathy Hochul leads GOP opponent Bruce Blakeman 54% to 28%. (She won by 6% in 2022.)
Democrats have a 56/29 lead in the generic congressional ballot. (Result was 57/43 in 2024).
Trump approval is 33/63. sri.siena.edu/2026/02/03/h...
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Zohran's 48/32 *statewide*
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Moving up from Parks to the CEO role, you say
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Moving up from Parks to the CEO role, you say
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biden's anti semitism envoy promoting an insane crank post falsely claiming that a random american airlines passenger in a keffiyeh is a flight attendant. AA male flight attendants are required to wear a red tie and navy blazer at all times on the job.
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
biden's anti semitism envoy promoting an insane crank post falsely claiming that a random american airlines passenger in a keffiyeh is a flight attendant. AA male flight attendants are required to wear a red tie and navy blazer at all times on the job.
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Imagine how bad you have to be for the French to investigate you as a sex pervert.
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Imagine how bad you have to be for the French to investigate you as a sex pervert.
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Live your life so that you never have to publish an op-ed in the campus newspaper about your connection with Jeffrey Epstein dukechronicle.com/article/my-c...
February 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Live your life so that you never have to publish an op-ed in the campus newspaper about your connection with Jeffrey Epstein dukechronicle.com/article/my-c...
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this admin is determined to psychically punish anyone who remembers anything republicans ever said before 18 months ago
February 3, 2026 at 12:56 PM
this admin is determined to psychically punish anyone who remembers anything republicans ever said before 18 months ago
I’ve seen both bands live and I still can’t keep Ratboys and Pool Kids separate
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I’ve seen both bands live and I still can’t keep Ratboys and Pool Kids separate
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x is the racist pedophile platform and threads is twitter for dummies and bluesky is exclusively for talking about will stancil
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
x is the racist pedophile platform and threads is twitter for dummies and bluesky is exclusively for talking about will stancil
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
I can’t decide if the fact that he’s actually Australian makes it more or less likely that it’s all parody
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I can’t decide if the fact that he’s actually Australian makes it more or less likely that it’s all parody
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I think it might be the football causing the injuries
Christian McCaffrey on the electrical substation theory, via Noah Furtado:
"When it comes to EMFs and 5G and phones and blue light and Wi-Fi, it's not nothing."
"When it comes to EMFs and 5G and phones and blue light and Wi-Fi, it's not nothing."
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I think it might be the football causing the injuries
if the onion had published a story about the feds identifying the alleged leader of Antifa, this is the picture of a guy they would use
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
if the onion had published a story about the feds identifying the alleged leader of Antifa, this is the picture of a guy they would use
putting in a rush order on 2,000 t-shirts that say “It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 AM
putting in a rush order on 2,000 t-shirts that say “It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
are they going to get him to record one of those videos about how Carolina Basketball can’t possibly play anywhere other than the Dean Dome
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
are they going to get him to record one of those videos about how Carolina Basketball can’t possibly play anywhere other than the Dean Dome
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you should throw in one or two Utah Jazz bumper stickers just to make things interesting
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
you should throw in one or two Utah Jazz bumper stickers just to make things interesting
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For about I wanna say 15 years now Ricky Gervais's Twitter activity, all day every day, is retweeting posts about himself, praising him and his stuff, over and over. For 15 years. Imagine how far gone you'd be like that
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
For about I wanna say 15 years now Ricky Gervais's Twitter activity, all day every day, is retweeting posts about himself, praising him and his stuff, over and over. For 15 years. Imagine how far gone you'd be like that
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Seeing all the “professional” activists go after Stancil is negatively polarizing me into a stance that Minnesota is winning because it’s normal people rising to the occasion and pushing a lot of activist nonsense out of the way by doing it
February 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Seeing all the “professional” activists go after Stancil is negatively polarizing me into a stance that Minnesota is winning because it’s normal people rising to the occasion and pushing a lot of activist nonsense out of the way by doing it
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly