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📍 Carrboro, North Carolina
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I think it might be the football causing the injuries
Christian McCaffrey on the electrical substation theory, via Noah Furtado:

"When it comes to EMFs and 5G and phones and blue light and Wi-Fi, it's not nothing."
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
if the onion had published a story about the feds identifying the alleged leader of Antifa, this is the picture of a guy they would use
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.

One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
putting in a rush order on 2,000 t-shirts that say “It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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lmao
February 2, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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For about I wanna say 15 years now Ricky Gervais's Twitter activity, all day every day, is retweeting posts about himself, praising him and his stuff, over and over. For 15 years. Imagine how far gone you'd be like that
February 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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Seeing all the “professional” activists go after Stancil is negatively polarizing me into a stance that Minnesota is winning because it’s normal people rising to the occasion and pushing a lot of activist nonsense out of the way by doing it
February 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
going to a concert in downtown carrboro tonight and ultimately decided that it’s probably safer to drive than to walk back home on icy sidewalks in the dark at 11:00
February 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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in the nato alphabet her name is charli xray charlie xray
February 2, 2026 at 11:22 AM
this is also James Cameron’s plan for completing his movie franchise on a budget that accommodates the diminishing box office returns from Fire and Ash
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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sorry maybe this is an unnecessary level of stating the obvious, but sometimes when someone says they don’t think puerto ricans are “american,” it isn’t an opportunity to do a little civics gotcha & tell them about the insular cases. they just mean they think real americans are white.
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Wonder Man is easily the best thing Marvel Studios has done in quite some time and unfortunately it seems like something that no one is watching
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
yeah, standing room only, that’s definitely a thing that movie theaters do
Kayleigh: My mom went to see Melania. She said the theater was packed, it was standing room only. People were cheering through it, they were excited. It was interactive—people interplaying with the film. She said it was just electric.
February 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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As a country music enthusiast I can confirm that this is absolute bottom of the barrel shit. None of these people have had a hit in five years, and you have to go back to 2011-12 for when Brice and Gilbert were really relevant. This is the lineup you get when you get hundreds of no thank yous first.
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Not sure what theories are inadequate here. That members of a marginalized group might/can work for the system that marginalizes their people is one of the oldest topics. There’s an infinite amount of literature on it.
February 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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i do appreciate how quickly cbs went full-on "sorry sorry i'm trying to remove it" here
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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makes sense that they’d see a spike in sledding injuries, a number which I assume is normally zero
Use caution: UNC Health sees spike in sledding, winter injuries
UNC Health is urging people to be aware of slick spots as winter-related injuries have kept emergency rooms busy in the last two weeks.
www.wral.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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I just don’t think I could entrust my mental health to a doctor who failed to recognize a famous clown.
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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there’s no way we get through a Super Bowl halftime show with Bad Bunny and Green Day without a total crashout from the president
Bad Bunny: Before I say thanks to God, I'm going to say, ICE out. We're not savages, we're not animals, we're not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
unless he’s doing this by releasing a political song that isn’t finished yet, it’s funny to announce that you’re going to speak out about politics some time in the next week
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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I think it's funny that this interview gave Chotiner a chance to reference this thing he tweeted about 4 years ago
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Some conservatives are convinced that Paul McCartney and Bob Dylan will join Erika Kirk at the TPUSA halftime show and they think this is what it'll look like
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
makes sense that they’d see a spike in sledding injuries, a number which I assume is normally zero
Use caution: UNC Health sees spike in sledding, winter injuries
UNC Health is urging people to be aware of slick spots as winter-related injuries have kept emergency rooms busy in the last two weeks.
www.wral.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM