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On twitter, I had an underscore in my name. Here, I don’t. Everything else is basically the same

📍 Carrboro, North Carolina
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“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
February 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
question for the senator: if ICE does leave Minnesota, which state do you think they should go to next?
Welcome home, Liam. A 5-year-old should be in school and with family — not in detention. I’m relieved he and his father are finally headed back to Minnesota.

Now ICE needs to leave.
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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It’s great when Elon Musk fans try to help
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
That's correct. Including the Founders.
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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I love the crying AI thing, it’s the world changing technology that can only make crying faces
Damn, Lily Tran got to sing with James Hetfield AND Eminem. Lucky. I wish I was 9 year old foster girl lily tran
January 31, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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these bitches gerrymandered too close to the sun
a "fun" fact is that texas' state senate map is so gerrymandered that this swing would flip all but four republican districts
February 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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my "If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things" t-shirt has ppl asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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incredibly funny how everyone spent a year hyperventilating about whether pizza with pepperoni was code for child rape when in reality actual emails between the pedophile cabal are like "i enoyjed molesting teen w yuo. haha"
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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are you telling me tom from succession’s last name was real this whole time and in fact his wasn’t even the most ludicrous spelling of it
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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thom tillis will forever be an honorless, oathbreaking dog, but i won't stop him if he wants to spend his last year in congress calling his party for what they are before heading to the doghouse for the rest of his life
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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The screenshotted post is wrong. The 2028 primary will not not revolve around Biden. It will revolve around the 2016 primary, as everything must, forever, until our bones become dust
The national press desperately misses having Biden around to beat up, so they are vowing to make the 2028 Dem primary all about Biden ... and having the gall to pretend that it's *voters* who want this.
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume
An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Happy 5 year anniversary to the 50 something year old Quillette writer admitting to what he uses as shampoo.
January 31, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Why does this tuber look like the orgy scene from Matrix Reloaded?
I’ve lived in Cambridge 35+ years and finally ready to eat Puritan food
January 31, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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Every scientist in the Epstein emails does a TED Talk titled "Why Everything We Know About Mitochondria & Inflammation Is Wrong" and writes emails which say "u eva had Romanian pussay
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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14 people from The Villages go in and only 13 come out but they're already registered Republican. I wasted my Saturday.
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Still snowing, still dangerous on the roads - especially for boneheads. Please stay safe and stay home, Chapel Hill!
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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i am a bari hater and take no pleasure in reporting this but nellie does seem to have been on the up and up re epstein: she contributed reporting to at least one story on him (www.nytimes.com/2019/07/08/n...) and also specifically wrote about him emailing her (www.nytimes.com/2019/09/14/b...)
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Nellie Bowles is so upsetting because her name sounds like she should be the plucky heroine of a beloved musical and instead she's Nellie Bowles.
January 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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But this isn't true. That's not how either democracy or freedom of speech works. You can totally not vote, and then complain.

People who try to sell this, are usually people trying to get a racist, transphobic, fascism-lite Dem candidate over the line with a "Trump is worse!🤡" positioning.
If you're eligible to vote and don't, you're not eligible to complain.
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I think there were about seven people who watched Trial & Error, but if you enjoyed that show, Stumble (NBC/Peacock) is from the same creative team and you’ll likely find it to be worth your time
January 31, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 6:32 PM