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never met a day a sno-cone couldn't fix.
some french dude opened a street cart on a back alley in Bangkok and would smash out the most incredible steaks at lunchtime
Here’s a topic outside the news.

What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?

Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.

Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.

Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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magnificent. beautiful
Valheim player keeps building Dollar Generals despite friend begging them to stop: 'I do not want to play Valheim with Greg anymore'
Who knew Valheim had so many food deserts?
www.pcgamer.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Oh my god she uploaded a slow motion video and it's amazing. He's just like me fr running as best he can and still going backwards over and over!
January 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
August 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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When she is not writing, reading, or talking about writing, she has movie marathons and makes messy art with her daughter and two sons."

Here is her winning poem:

www.porkopolis.org/pig_poet/ren...
Macklin, Renée Nicole
Renée Nicole Macklin, United States, (contemporary), poetry includes: On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs. Macklin is a poet, and in 2020 was an undergraduate in the English Department at Old Dominio…
www.porkopolis.org
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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😎
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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I’ve just had a sudden insight into the human condition: it’s bad
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
Lazy Sunday - SNL Digital Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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sorry to some folks, but if we want games to be viewed as consequential art and not products - eventually game development at large is going to have to move past the realm of linkedin, forbes 30 under 30, how to market your game, professional business conference stuff and into something else.
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
@auntydonnaboys.bsky.social Christmas books are out and the kids are requesting the "bleeeurrrggg" book on the regular 🎄
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
for my 2025 recap top song, google chose a song I've never heard before and certainly wasn't aware of, in a language I don't speak. not entirely sure what happened there
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Never seen anything like this is my god damn life
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
whoops, bye cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
top 5 movie genres:

- the bureaucrats are competent, everything goes horribly wrong
- that dude is a fucking idiot, everything goes horribly wrong
- some things blow up, there is a musical interlude with lots of neon
- spies drink tea and it's raining
- in space, everything goes horribly wrong
Top 5 movie genres:

Guy who’s a pathetic piece of shit
Woman falling apart and it’s hard to watch but goddamn
Theater production/movie production falling apart and it’s so fun to watch
Detective but sad
Period film where they just said fuck it
Top 5 movie genres are:

heist
intelligence/espionage thriller
pitch perfect
cerebral ensemble oscar fodder drama
heist some more
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Musk is a parasite on the future; he preys upon the imagination of others, taking any vision of a better world and depreciating it by hawking options on a transparently fake facsimile.

He is capitalism's full-throated assault on the utopian imaginary.
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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The time is out of joint #AISlop
clocks.brianmoore.com
AI World Clocks
The current time as rendered by 9 different AI models. By Brian Moore.
clocks.brianmoore.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
🥐⤵️
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
is an entire tub of elote dip lunch? y/y
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM