The Loar Axe
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I got into this HVAC game for the action.
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And this is why nationalist mythologies that make The Nation pure and blameless should be strangled in their cradles in favor of a national mythology of ongoing struggle to be better today than yesterday and better tomorrow than today.
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
And this is why nationalist mythologies that make The Nation pure and blameless should be strangled in their cradles in favor of a national mythology of ongoing struggle to be better today than yesterday and better tomorrow than today.
America, it is time for another era of Great Cereal Thought.
in america during the second great awakening the women joined apacolyptic cults awaiting the destruction of earth and the men started inventing breakfast cereals that would stop them from jerking off so much and you can see how from there we got here
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
America, it is time for another era of Great Cereal Thought.
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
Time to renew the compact: none of us will pay Ryan Lizza for these overdue disclosures.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Time to renew the compact: none of us will pay Ryan Lizza for these overdue disclosures.
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My only take is that the National Guard are our fellow citizens and signed up for an honorable job, regardless of how the White House’s abuses. This is horrible.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My only take is that the National Guard are our fellow citizens and signed up for an honorable job, regardless of how the White House’s abuses. This is horrible.
My position on piracy: basically ok, but don't talk about, and certainly don't be righteous about it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My position on piracy: basically ok, but don't talk about, and certainly don't be righteous about it.
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It’s literally free, it’s called the library?
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s literally free, it’s called the library?
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as so often, the explanation is probably 'animals feel emotions that are similar to ours, and when we disregard the evidence to avoid 'anthromorphism' it's fundamentally ideological, not scientific'
this might be the saddest story I've ever written, about a seal that I will be thinking about for a long, long time.
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Why Won’t Nora The Leopard Seal Abandon Her Dead Pups? | Defector
In the fall of 2021, Renato Borras-Chavez, a marine mammal ecologist at the University of Rhode Island, spotted a leopard seal on an ice floe. Borras-Chavez was on a research expedition to a glacial f...
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November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
as so often, the explanation is probably 'animals feel emotions that are similar to ours, and when we disregard the evidence to avoid 'anthromorphism' it's fundamentally ideological, not scientific'
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you should support liberal currents!
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
you should support liberal currents!
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if there is one American value I really do pride myself on adhering to when I travel abroad, it is “I will enthusiastically try all of your local foods”
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
if there is one American value I really do pride myself on adhering to when I travel abroad, it is “I will enthusiastically try all of your local foods”
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why would i base my thanksgiving menu around areas with a high rate of pension fraud
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner. https://cnn.it/4rAnU6m
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
why would i base my thanksgiving menu around areas with a high rate of pension fraud
New Bari Weiss x VH1 collab: I <3 the 80 year olds who were expelled from polite society between 2008 and 2024.
Need help making sense of American politics? Tune in to hear vital voices like Gina Carrano and AI Hologram of Killdozer Guy, only on CBS.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
New Bari Weiss x VH1 collab: I <3 the 80 year olds who were expelled from polite society between 2008 and 2024.
One of my dirtbag roommates worked for an alcohol lobby group, and when Four Loko got banned, they redirected an entire pallet to our driveway. The resulting party got us evicted. Devil juice, terrible stuff.
My freshman year of college was the last of the Loko years and they sent us all an email saying effectively “Do NOT drink this, it is TOO crazy, it will make your parties TOO wild.” which had about exact the effect you would expect.
they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One of my dirtbag roommates worked for an alcohol lobby group, and when Four Loko got banned, they redirected an entire pallet to our driveway. The resulting party got us evicted. Devil juice, terrible stuff.
This is how Bolsonaro himself was disabled, so he's simply generalizing from experience.
Fascinated by what made Bolsonaro think he could disable an ankle monitor by stabbing it with a soldering iron a few dozen times
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This is how Bolsonaro himself was disabled, so he's simply generalizing from experience.
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Hey, you!
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hey, you!
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
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It's nice that everyone here seems to have agreed not to pay Ryan Lizza to read the rest.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It's nice that everyone here seems to have agreed not to pay Ryan Lizza to read the rest.
None of you are prepared for the NYT's inevitable profile (with glamorous black and white photoshoot) of Ryan Lizza in a few weeks.
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
None of you are prepared for the NYT's inevitable profile (with glamorous black and white photoshoot) of Ryan Lizza in a few weeks.
<voice of 4th grade classroom pencil sharpener>
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
honestly with how much these two deserve each other it's kind of beautiful they found each other if only for a little bit 😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
<voice of 4th grade classroom pencil sharpener>
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
It's nice that everyone here seems to have agreed not to pay Ryan Lizza to read the rest.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It's nice that everyone here seems to have agreed not to pay Ryan Lizza to read the rest.
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