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im mink and my humors are unbalanced
high bimbo of eulmore
gay emet-selch enjoyer

he/him, joke maker

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The Sphene Situation is Situationing
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The subcategorization/tropefication of popular fiction has been very bad in general, both for authors and readers.
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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check out my new website where I list the names and addresses of everyone who has ever said something mean about me online. which doesn’t bother me by the way
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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vrrrrrrrm
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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emergency Xmas comm anyone? I got a juice 104 $ to last me the next fortnight for all bills and groceries :)
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Doodles again🤸‍♀️
July 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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September 29, 2023 at 1:24 PM
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September 29, 2023 at 1:29 PM
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September 29, 2023 at 1:26 PM
he looks like he‘s at his own wake and the embalmer did a shit job
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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If You Are Afraid To Do Your Public Service Job, You Need To Resign Immediately…..
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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We have "Did you know Steve Buscemi was a firefighter on 9/11".

Future generations will have "Do you know who was the only president to die at a Travelodge weekday continental breakfast and they didn't bury him, just rolled him onto the curb for trash pickup like a dried up old christmas tree"
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Implementing the rude filter was so bitchmade and corny like does Jay think she's running a fucking daycare if you want to be my mom pay me allowance dumbass
can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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There Is Power In A Union.
My long time hot take is that the service jobs that replaced manufacturing jobs should provide a comparable income & benefits to what a factory worker made in 1970.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i keep going back to the death records and looking for him and lol yep
he dead dead deaaaad
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Shareholder input
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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If the universe’s scriptwriters are on their game, the West Point cadet that Pete Hegseth hit with an axe on Fox and Friends 10 yrs ago will be a JAG prosecutor in his court martial trial someday
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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pulled the card today in FFXIV
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Since people find being hopeful and optimistic so cringe these days, let me remind you once again that there isn’t a single liberation movement in the world that wasn’t built on hope and optimism.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I checked again. The milk fic has been nuked from orbit.

Which means at this moment, Future Shock is once more on top.
I wanted to look up the Terminator fanfic I mentioned here so I could name the author for a joke, only to find it dethroned by a 12,099,924 words, 121 chapter fic.

But unfortunately for G1GGL3_B1T3S, I will have to disqualify their work for just being the word "MILK" over and over 12,099,924 times.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM