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@altmer.bsky.social
im mink and my humors are unbalanced
high bimbo of eulmore
gay emet-selch enjoyer

he/him, joke maker

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now im gonna be thinking of zenos’ post-nut clarity via near self inflicted decapitation all day he really is the perfect guy
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
uh-huh but some violent rhetoric is okay for others like bombing a boat and bragging about it with executable threats
okay
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
im bored and have to share my fic reading habits
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i rly love the lighting this lamp gives off bc its so homely
the only relatively normal room in bel's house
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
the blowjob jokes will continue until you know
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
WELP
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
SHUT
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
its my neardethaversary today and tomorrow i lived bitch
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
imagine going back in time to pre-stormblood solus is an ascian reveal in the game and telling someone peepaw is gonna be the biggest thirst trap in the game
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i really like currency wars….
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
if true you absolutely deserve to get scammed
holy shit consumerism is a HELL of a drug.
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
im gonna start fucking eating people alive.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
you people are dumb as hell
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
doing everything i can to not do my work rn
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
lol if so
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
yeah they're not doing well
lol
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i have two ishgardian born elezens
aloret is an ishgardian noble/crime lord (should be fat so the model in game isn't super accurate)
inaut is a (now formerly ty aymeric very cool) excommunicated priest who sided with the heretics with a dragon blood made left arm prosthesis.
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
fucker
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
if i got ratioed hard enough for it to go trending id quit the internet
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
his long ass ears that are even longer in my head
(bc they're supposed to be reminiscent of insect antennae)
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
trying to figure out how to decorate his throne room........
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
kim davis more like ky-----------------
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
you said thank you
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM