Allegedly Joel
@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social
USAF vet, happy husband, former student, overnight McD's manager, and barista....
bi, cat dad, he/him
bi, cat dad, he/him
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The Founders were mercury poisoned and riddled with syphilis but they understood ”median American voter (derogatory)” way way before the median American (derogatory) did
Don't get me wrong I lost a lot of respect for a lot of people in 2024 but the people who I lost the most respect for is The People, and I gotta say, seeing the special election results makes me madder at them
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The Founders were mercury poisoned and riddled with syphilis but they understood ”median American voter (derogatory)” way way before the median American (derogatory) did
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CBP: “let us in”
No More Deaths: “do you have a warrant?”
CBP: “no”
CBP waits an hour
CBP: “we don’t need a warrant, we’re in hot pursuit”
CBP enters without a warrant and detains 3.
Moral of the story: What 4th Amendment?
No More Deaths: “do you have a warrant?”
CBP: “no”
CBP waits an hour
CBP: “we don’t need a warrant, we’re in hot pursuit”
CBP enters without a warrant and detains 3.
Moral of the story: What 4th Amendment?
Border Patrol agents raided a migrant-aid camp near Arivaca last week, entering private structures without a warrant and arresting three people who were receiving aid there, volunteers with the group No More Deaths said. tucson.com/news/local/b...
Border Patrol agents arrest 3 in Arizona migrant-aid camp raid
Border agents raided a No More Deaths' migrant-aid camp near Arivaca without a warrant and arrested three people receiving aid there, group volunteers say.
tucson.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
CBP: “let us in”
No More Deaths: “do you have a warrant?”
CBP: “no”
CBP waits an hour
CBP: “we don’t need a warrant, we’re in hot pursuit”
CBP enters without a warrant and detains 3.
Moral of the story: What 4th Amendment?
No More Deaths: “do you have a warrant?”
CBP: “no”
CBP waits an hour
CBP: “we don’t need a warrant, we’re in hot pursuit”
CBP enters without a warrant and detains 3.
Moral of the story: What 4th Amendment?
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I genuinely have no strong predictions either way about Platner’s viability as a candidate at any stage, but just for sanity’s sake: there is a story about GP *himself* calling it “my Totenkopf” — that’s him saying that! it doesn’t just “resemble” it
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I genuinely have no strong predictions either way about Platner’s viability as a candidate at any stage, but just for sanity’s sake: there is a story about GP *himself* calling it “my Totenkopf” — that’s him saying that! it doesn’t just “resemble” it
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to be fair, it's not like he made a nazi salute on national tv or anything. how is the media supposed to be sure?
it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
to be fair, it's not like he made a nazi salute on national tv or anything. how is the media supposed to be sure?
This is just "Lieutenants" in general as a concept.
They're either bad as in BAD PEOPLE or bad as in "moron who will get you killed and must be restrained"
They're either bad as in BAD PEOPLE or bad as in "moron who will get you killed and must be restrained"
insert a movie into another movie:
bad lieutenant boys
bad lieutenant boys
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Cell Cell
The Cell Cell
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This is just "Lieutenants" in general as a concept.
They're either bad as in BAD PEOPLE or bad as in "moron who will get you killed and must be restrained"
They're either bad as in BAD PEOPLE or bad as in "moron who will get you killed and must be restrained"
Oooh this one is good
The Se7en Samurai
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Cell Cell
The Cell Cell
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Oooh this one is good
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That's right... Harrison Ford
You know who was also a carpenter and spoke truth to power 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
That's right... Harrison Ford
Not a dunk on the post - I agree, kill dealerships they're a scourge on society.
That said.....
EVs are awesome.
I live in an apartment complex. How do I charge one?
That said.....
EVs are awesome.
I live in an apartment complex. How do I charge one?
My dad has an EV and was shocked at how little maintenance they require. Like he brought it in and they were like “I guess we can change your wiper fluid.” I honestly hope this kills dealerships, they should not exist.
"I test drove a Subaru Solterra and asked the dude if it had one-pedal driving. The salesman who tagged along for the test drive acted like I was a moron and was like, "The car has two pedals." www.torquenews.com/18004/dealer...
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Not a dunk on the post - I agree, kill dealerships they're a scourge on society.
That said.....
EVs are awesome.
I live in an apartment complex. How do I charge one?
That said.....
EVs are awesome.
I live in an apartment complex. How do I charge one?
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It's wild but not surprising that last week the White House was leaning into "these seditious Democrats dared suggest that troops were receiving illegal orders!!!" and this week they are scrambling to figure out who to blame for issuing illegal orders.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It's wild but not surprising that last week the White House was leaning into "these seditious Democrats dared suggest that troops were receiving illegal orders!!!" and this week they are scrambling to figure out who to blame for issuing illegal orders.
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It feels like Dems are swimming upstream constantly because the media headwinds make it that way. If they covered Trump like Biden, it's a D+20 environment.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It feels like Dems are swimming upstream constantly because the media headwinds make it that way. If they covered Trump like Biden, it's a D+20 environment.
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“I think we have to be careful with the Nazi comparisons” people are always waiting until we are five minutes until the Holocaust and then they’re like well it’s only ethnic cleansing not a Holocaust
Is this clear enough or are we still doing that whole thing where we pretend it’s about “crime”?
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“I think we have to be careful with the Nazi comparisons” people are always waiting until we are five minutes until the Holocaust and then they’re like well it’s only ethnic cleansing not a Holocaust
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"I left the room" come on, man
this is the most hamfisted attempt to throw someone under the bus I've ever seen
this is the most hamfisted attempt to throw someone under the bus I've ever seen
Pete Hegseth says he didn’t see the second strike on an alleged drug boat that killed two survivors because he had left the room after the first strike.
Hegseth Says He Didn’t See Strike on Alleged Drug Boat That Killed Survivors
The Defense Secretary backed the decision to hit the vessel for a second time, but says he left the room when the order was given.
on.wsj.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"I left the room" come on, man
this is the most hamfisted attempt to throw someone under the bus I've ever seen
this is the most hamfisted attempt to throw someone under the bus I've ever seen
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"Sources in the Trump administration have previously told Zeteo that officials will at times intentionally use popular music from vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war,"
NEWS: The Trump-Vance White House is attacking Sabrina Carpenter.
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
BREAKING: Trump White House Slams Sabrina Carpenter After Using Her Song in ‘Evil’ Video
The Trump administration has apparently identified its latest enemy of the state.
zeteo.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Sources in the Trump administration have previously told Zeteo that officials will at times intentionally use popular music from vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war,"
You gotta be kidding me
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You gotta be kidding me
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Cons of the neocon true believers: they were willing to kill for constitutional democracy.
Pros of the neocon true believers: they are ready to kill for constitutional democracy.
Pros of the neocon true believers: they are ready to kill for constitutional democracy.
Is it possible that there are now issues where I am to the right of Bill Kristol??
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Cons of the neocon true believers: they were willing to kill for constitutional democracy.
Pros of the neocon true believers: they are ready to kill for constitutional democracy.
Pros of the neocon true believers: they are ready to kill for constitutional democracy.
SEALs in the Navy should be like USAF officers who never flew planes- yeah, you're good, you can be an O-6, but fuck off, you don't get to really have POWER
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
SEALs in the Navy should be like USAF officers who never flew planes- yeah, you're good, you can be an O-6, but fuck off, you don't get to really have POWER
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
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They literally don't do that. I'm not a doctor but I've gotten quite a few MRIs and one time I asked my doc if I should get a preventative MRI and he says they don't do that ever
WHITE HOUSE ON RESULTS OF TRUMP'S MRI: IMAGING PERFORMED FOR PREVENTIVE REASONS
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
They literally don't do that. I'm not a doctor but I've gotten quite a few MRIs and one time I asked my doc if I should get a preventative MRI and he says they don't do that ever
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Look if you're running for office as a Dem and ever say you're working across the aisle, you're a white supremacist, or, at best, the person who wants to work with the white supremacists so you're a white supremacist. Anyway. Just a note for anyone running
Leavitt: "Refugee admissions into the country right now are essentially at 0, with the exception of Afrikaners fleeing persecution in South Africa."
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Look if you're running for office as a Dem and ever say you're working across the aisle, you're a white supremacist, or, at best, the person who wants to work with the white supremacists so you're a white supremacist. Anyway. Just a note for anyone running
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she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
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There is no such thing as a “preventative MRI.”
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
There is no such thing as a “preventative MRI.”
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it's unbelievable how consistent the gap in awareness is
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it's unbelievable how consistent the gap in awareness is
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ahhhh
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
ahhhh
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Starting //// going
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Starting //// going
So, they did a James Bond movie, tmw never dies, where one of the ways they showed the Evil Bad Guy was, ya know, the Evil Bad Guy, was to have his minions machine gun survivors from an attacked and destroyed ship
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
So, they did a James Bond movie, tmw never dies, where one of the ways they showed the Evil Bad Guy was, ya know, the Evil Bad Guy, was to have his minions machine gun survivors from an attacked and destroyed ship