McCarthy is basically Hackenberg except JJ actually got to play a few NFL games

So which QB are the Vikes gonna draft in the first round in April?

Ehhhhhh I think Trump might be.

And at this point also Hegseth

Oh they sell that "wine-based" knock off Fireball/flavored vodka in literally EVERY STATE that doesn't allow liquor to be sold in grocery stores.

(Also it hurts ppl who cant get into college for whatever reasons, because they are barred from a box to check that doesnt even require skills, just money)

Which is bad for both the student AND the employer.

(And also the instructor/professor. Because unless you're doing crazy groundbreaking research, if THIS is teaching, what the hell is the point? May as well just ask someone for 4 years tuition up front to buy a certificate)

Seriously. For about 20+ years now, MINIMUM, college hasn't been about learning, its been about checking a box for employment prospects

(Its the "everyone is 12 years old" theory in action)

He's a douchebag trigger puller (I'm a vet, not all trigger pullers are douchebags, but you can recognize when they are) and they think that edgy stuff is cool and its cool they get to shoot people and have it be ok

afford to run, and if elected, well, thats a hell of a pay raise, but even then I could not afford to serve! 3/end

back and forth (presuming you wsnt your representative to actually have some contact with their constituents), you almost can't do it unless you are already wealthy - which skews the perspective of our elected officials.

I could be the best candidate for my congressional district. I could not 2/

Oh, literally every single elected office should pay a hell of a lot more than they do!

At this point its VERY VERY difficult to run for office (or at federal levels, what with maintaining a home in your district/state for residency AND somewhere to sleep near D.C. PLUS all the travel 1/

The problem is they gotta justify the sunk cost when they propped him up WHILE UNDER INDICTMENT to, again, defeat a progressive challenger

Supporting the subsidies are a huge "vote for me thing" in the Iowa Primaries. Caucuses? Whatever.

(Whether thats a redeeming feature or not probably depends on if you're trying to run for POTUS)

My first experience with the Onion was a copy of "Our Dumb Century" that was on the coffee table at a family reunion, so these 2 always stick in my mind

I guess I could charge it 6 blocks away at the 3 spots that are EV charger spots at the Fred Meyer.

But there literally ain't no way at where I live

I'm literally not against EVs, if i owned a home I'd own an EV. But come on now

OK, but a hell of a lot of people don't have that, so again, how do I charge my EV

Oh, you guys have parking garages?