Allegedly Joel
allegedlyjoel.bsky.social
Allegedly Joel
@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social
USAF vet, happy husband, former student, overnight McD's manager, and barista....

bi, cat dad, he/him
McCarthy is basically Hackenberg except JJ actually got to play a few NFL games
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
So which QB are the Vikes gonna draft in the first round in April?
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ehhhhhh I think Trump might be.

And at this point also Hegseth
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh they sell that "wine-based" knock off Fireball/flavored vodka in literally EVERY STATE that doesn't allow liquor to be sold in grocery stores.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
(Also it hurts ppl who cant get into college for whatever reasons, because they are barred from a box to check that doesnt even require skills, just money)
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Which is bad for both the student AND the employer.

(And also the instructor/professor. Because unless you're doing crazy groundbreaking research, if THIS is teaching, what the hell is the point? May as well just ask someone for 4 years tuition up front to buy a certificate)
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Seriously. For about 20+ years now, MINIMUM, college hasn't been about learning, its been about checking a box for employment prospects
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
(Its the "everyone is 12 years old" theory in action)
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
He's a douchebag trigger puller (I'm a vet, not all trigger pullers are douchebags, but you can recognize when they are) and they think that edgy stuff is cool and its cool they get to shoot people and have it be ok
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
afford to run, and if elected, well, thats a hell of a pay raise, but even then I could not afford to serve! 3/end
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
back and forth (presuming you wsnt your representative to actually have some contact with their constituents), you almost can't do it unless you are already wealthy - which skews the perspective of our elected officials.

I could be the best candidate for my congressional district. I could not 2/
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh, literally every single elected office should pay a hell of a lot more than they do!

At this point its VERY VERY difficult to run for office (or at federal levels, what with maintaining a home in your district/state for residency AND somewhere to sleep near D.C. PLUS all the travel 1/
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The problem is they gotta justify the sunk cost when they propped him up WHILE UNDER INDICTMENT to, again, defeat a progressive challenger
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Supporting the subsidies are a huge "vote for me thing" in the Iowa Primaries. Caucuses? Whatever.

(Whether thats a redeeming feature or not probably depends on if you're trying to run for POTUS)
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My first experience with the Onion was a copy of "Our Dumb Century" that was on the coffee table at a family reunion, so these 2 always stick in my mind
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I guess I could charge it 6 blocks away at the 3 spots that are EV charger spots at the Fred Meyer.

But there literally ain't no way at where I live
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I'm literally not against EVs, if i owned a home I'd own an EV. But come on now
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
OK, but a hell of a lot of people don't have that, so again, how do I charge my EV
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Oh, you guys have parking garages?
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM