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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 13m

Maine voter: I am satisfied with this level of independence

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 1h

My man isn’t even reading screenshots now

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Me, being as normie as possible at the protest

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 3h

I thought No Kings was a corny name but damned if we haven’t got every elected Republican saying actually kings are American and good actually

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 3h

We’re actually journalist shaming her

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tweety fish of innsmouth @sifu.tweety.fish · Aug 1

I love not only that this is true but that Dexter Holland is as much of a Guy Fieri-ass frosted tips goober as ever, he just sort of took a break from the HB pop punk scene to be centrally involved in curing AIDS and is now back focusing on his "Gringo Bandito" hot sauce

Darryl Mott 💀 @gamerstavernshow.com · Aug 1

Seriously, if you have access to ProQuest, you can read how the "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" dude helped cure AIDS www.proquest.com/docview/2071...

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 13h

Tonnatto ~ 8-10
Chimichurri ~ 6
Green Goddess - 6
Hoisin Sauce - 6
Tamarind dip that some indian takeout places give you for pakora - 6

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 14h

is this "soft secession"?

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 14h

I've heard this a thousand times and just now am I understanding it as a stab-in-the-back myth

Dan in Kansas City @daninkc.bsky.social · 17h

The media smeared Mitt Romney as Hitler. Then Republicans thought, well we might as well run Hitler.

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 14h

yeah, it's bleak

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 14h

Most days I rather enjoy that my family lives in a condo instead of a single family home. But other days I really wish we had .5 more bathrooms

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 14h

agh stupid typo

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 14h

Cool that the President got around to threatening Boston. We're with running with the big dogs again

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Michelle Wu 吳弭 @wutrain.bsky.social · 15h

Boston looks forward to welcoming the world to our beautiful city, the cradle of liberty and city of champions.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

Trump on moving World Cup games from Boston: "We could take them away. Your mayor is not good."

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 15h

“Good morning your Honor”
“Not this motherfucker again! Goddamnit!”
(sotto voce): “You got this”

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 17h

Is it good when a judge says that?

Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 17h

Whooooooo.

MR. KHOJASTEH: Your Honor, with respect, do you
doubt the fact that a retainer [sic] is in place in -- a
detainer is in place?
THE COURT: I absolutely doubt the fact until I see
it. Because you know what? You all have taken a position over
and over again that you have done things lawfully, and then a
witness gets on the stand yesterday and admits you haven't done
it lawfully.
MR. KHOJASTEH: What did the witness say yesterday
that was unlawfully?
THE COURT: I'm not here to answer your questions,
sir. You're here to answer mine.

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 20h

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 20h

Nothing a little tough love from Dr Phil won’t solve…oh no

Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 21h

Dr. Phil went full MAGA and tried to reinvent himself as a MAGA media mogul and culture warrior. Now his world is unraveling, his media company is laying off thousands and had to file for bankruptcy, and he's being sued for fraud. The whole plan is collapsing.

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/

Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report

Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...

www.rawstory.com

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 20h

If my waitress is white I AM FURIOUS for leftish reasons

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 20h

Sam Altman? More like Sam Oughtn’t imo

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 20h

“Incandescent Rage“ fair play that’s exactly what it says on the tin

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 20h

I love the idea of AI addressing our porn shortage

Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 21h

ChatGPT is bringing back sycophancy and will now allow adult content like erotica because they’ve addressed mental health risks in the app.

Given the big checks they’ve written, OpenAI will need to apply every growth lever to meet expectations. Thus embracing porn is a no brainer as a growth unlock

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 20h

We work ourselves into a lather about optimal messaging but the reason we lost our democracy is Republicans embracing Limbaugh in the 90s and the invention of the insane billionaire groupchat

Chris Wightman 🧟‍♂️ @wymancr.bsky.social · 23h

Democrats have clung to the norms for much longer. Republican hardliners have been willing to throw them out and finally gained the upper hand when Trump won the nomination. They might have pulled back if he lost in 2024, but we can't look at Earth 2 to know.

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Patriciajaydee @patriciajaydee.bsky.social · 1d

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Patriciajaydee @patriciajaydee.bsky.social · 1d

The rikishi are taking-in the town and doing what we all do when in London.
Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.

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