Suburban Pat
@reedonly.bsky.social
Boston. Dad. Ex-teacher. YIMBY and urban biking liker. Midlevel software engineer. Middle aged. Midwit.
“That Was When I Carried You” vs “Fuck You Jesus Those Are Obviously My Footprints”
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“That Was When I Carried You” vs “Fuck You Jesus Those Are Obviously My Footprints”
Nelly Reiterates Sex Liking Stance
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Nelly Reiterates Sex Liking Stance
Fast Food Purchase Seething With Unspoken Class Tensions
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Fast Food Purchase Seething With Unspoken Class Tensions
Franz Ferdinand: “I Am Invincible”
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Franz Ferdinand: “I Am Invincible”
He isn’t coming through with a fat enough envelope
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He isn’t coming through with a fat enough envelope
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This is the real punchline though
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is the real punchline though
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I think the funniest thing about Bryan Johnson is he's not even a billionaire. He's a mere hundred millionaire who has been ceremonially given billionaire status by being extra off-putting and insane.
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I think the funniest thing about Bryan Johnson is he's not even a billionaire. He's a mere hundred millionaire who has been ceremonially given billionaire status by being extra off-putting and insane.
Acting is really hard! We did a scene from Pulp Fiction for a friend's little homebrew project and it's obvious that I'm thinking about how nasally my voice is and that I'm in my living room
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Acting is really hard! We did a scene from Pulp Fiction for a friend's little homebrew project and it's obvious that I'm thinking about how nasally my voice is and that I'm in my living room
When the checkout clerks say "Bye bye, baby!" 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
When the checkout clerks say "Bye bye, baby!" 🫡
Lights Are Flashing Red!
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Lights Are Flashing Red!
If he falls out of his chair….that would be horrible right
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If he falls out of his chair….that would be horrible right
No way, I’ll tweet through a meeting but I won’t fall asleep
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
No way, I’ll tweet through a meeting but I won’t fall asleep
Anyway, the Republican Party could have saved themselves but they didn’t. They’re evil, evil really evil people but they’re also stupid thank god
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Anyway, the Republican Party could have saved themselves but they didn’t. They’re evil, evil really evil people but they’re also stupid thank god
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This guy too. Total piece of shit.
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This guy too. Total piece of shit.