Etrigan wishes Link were back
@etrigan.bsky.social
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Board gamer, audio drama fan, leftist veteran, Springfielder by birth, Michigan flavor by marriage, Trojan by the grace of god. he/him Signal: EtriganZola.05
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Stop fucking quote-skeeting people to dunk on them.
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Probably just a 1- or 2-person retirement/empty-nest/rich-spouse/hobby endeavor.
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I'm surprised to see Air Force so high, and absolutely boggled that someone managed to squeeze between Army and Navy.
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She wasn't even signed to a label by the time it hit #1.
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One of the local gas stations had an ATM that would only give out one bill at a time, so you had to pay the fee over and over again. Fuck 'em.
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It’s been just long enough that they forgot that minimum wage and weekends and such were the compromise offered against “How about we start burning down the mansions for heat?”
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I’d be okay with him getting a return pop in the Rumble and a decent in-ring bit before getting tossed well before the Final Four. And then he can go to commentary or produce.
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Plus there are at least eight other people running in the Democratic primary, including the last Democrat to win a primary for the US Senate in Maine.
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Yeah, given that he's gonna make $8M/year regardless of what he does, the only reason to jump back to coaching ASAP is if he just straight-up hates everything else he could be doing.
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Dude lost bowl games to Navy and the only Pac-10 team that never went to the Rose Bowl and he thinks he gets to talk about anything. smh
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Lot of great stuff here, but can we go back to "sports squad" for a second? Is that, like, where they put the cops who are ringers on the softball team?
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Only place I've ever been pulled over for "not signaling a lane change".
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Could be worse -- SIUE is playing *both*.
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Nominative determinism strikes again.
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This is absolutely all a lead-in to a tonic con.
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It's amusing when these guys reach the end of their usefulness to the billionaires and suddenly realize that they weren't actually friends but tools the entire time.
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Plus it was over 500 pages, which is its own dimensional issue.
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I just checked my library for the last mass-market-format paperback I got, and it looks like it was in 2015. Everything is TPB size these days.
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It would save them almost $50 million!
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Final Girl, @vanrydergames.bsky.social, #PlayAllMonth, Day 12 (still behind)

Barbara vs. Billy the Bear in the Storybook Woods

Doing well enough, and then four of them surrounded me, and it was over despite good Guard and Retaliate rolls.
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A completed game of Final Girl where the buddies have just annihilated her.
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Final Girl, @vanrydergames.bsky.social, #PlayAllMonth, Day 11

Meg vs. the Intruders at Creech Manor

This was a random pick of killer and location that naturally worked well together. As did the killers when they murked me, even though I managed to get one of them.
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A completed game of Final Girl with a shiny Girl who unfortunately got tag-teamed.
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Final Girl, @vanrydergames.bsky.social, #PlayAllMonth, Day 10

Maureen vs. Mort at MegaBGCon

Got utterly wrecked by Mortchet Lady after only finding one clue. This is a fun fan-service box, but not my favorite as an actual game.
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A completed game of Final Girl where the Killer has like 25 hearts.