Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
they/them
Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
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Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric
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why does Mark Davis cut his hair like a 20 year old nonbinary lesbian
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
why does Mark Davis cut his hair like a 20 year old nonbinary lesbian
moving my hips, but frowning the whole time so everyone knows i don’t approve of the situation
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
moving my hips, but frowning the whole time so everyone knows i don’t approve of the situation
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brb chasing a small mammal
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
brb chasing a small mammal
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Bolsonaro may die in prison.
Bangladesh's PM was just sentenced to death for ordering last year's brutal crackdown.
Are any politicians running on a "We gotta start stacking these fascists like fucking cordwood" platform?
Bangladesh's PM was just sentenced to death for ordering last year's brutal crackdown.
Are any politicians running on a "We gotta start stacking these fascists like fucking cordwood" platform?
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Bolsonaro may die in prison.
Bangladesh's PM was just sentenced to death for ordering last year's brutal crackdown.
Are any politicians running on a "We gotta start stacking these fascists like fucking cordwood" platform?
Bangladesh's PM was just sentenced to death for ordering last year's brutal crackdown.
Are any politicians running on a "We gotta start stacking these fascists like fucking cordwood" platform?
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Every single time a young republican gets famous for being unfairly judged you look at what they did and it's always them being utterly fucking mediocre.
It's always them being embarrassingly shit at something and then pissing and moaning about being expected to have met any standards.
It's always them being embarrassingly shit at something and then pissing and moaning about being expected to have met any standards.
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Every single time a young republican gets famous for being unfairly judged you look at what they did and it's always them being utterly fucking mediocre.
It's always them being embarrassingly shit at something and then pissing and moaning about being expected to have met any standards.
It's always them being embarrassingly shit at something and then pissing and moaning about being expected to have met any standards.
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
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The way he presented himself was as a vulgar man with some degree of wisdom about that vulgarity. But the jacking off of it all proved that the wisdom was a lie, and without that he’s just a guy who talks about his dick and says weird stuff about his daughters, so what’s the point?
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The way he presented himself was as a vulgar man with some degree of wisdom about that vulgarity. But the jacking off of it all proved that the wisdom was a lie, and without that he’s just a guy who talks about his dick and says weird stuff about his daughters, so what’s the point?
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""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think they were real. Then one filed to run against me for Congress," stated the email. "Samuel Smeltzer, whose furry name is Elyon Badger, announced he's running against me, in costume, on a far left progressive platform.""
'The furries are coming for me!' GOP lawmaker turns heads with odd fundraising pitch
Rep. Tom Barrett (R-MI) sent out a bizarre fundraising call to action for his supporters on Friday, headlined, "the furries are coming for me.""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think t...
www.rawstory.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think they were real. Then one filed to run against me for Congress," stated the email. "Samuel Smeltzer, whose furry name is Elyon Badger, announced he's running against me, in costume, on a far left progressive platform.""
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It was a mistake to frame bigotry as primarily a moral failing. It is, but it’s also a reality failing. Because it’s all based on lies. It’s incorrect information. If you make policy and decisions guided by incorrect information, they will fail. Bigotry is a blueprint for societal failure.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It was a mistake to frame bigotry as primarily a moral failing. It is, but it’s also a reality failing. Because it’s all based on lies. It’s incorrect information. If you make policy and decisions guided by incorrect information, they will fail. Bigotry is a blueprint for societal failure.
*from underneath the floorboards* ackshually it’s a diaeresis, an umlaut marks when a vowel sound is shifted up/forward, a diaeresis marks that a pair of vowels isn’t a dipthong, they look identical but they’re actually two different sy—*gunshot sound*
we need the umlaut in reënter otherwise people will read it as reenter which is probably nto a word
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
*from underneath the floorboards* ackshually it’s a diaeresis, an umlaut marks when a vowel sound is shifted up/forward, a diaeresis marks that a pair of vowels isn’t a dipthong, they look identical but they’re actually two different sy—*gunshot sound*
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what the high level of AI adoption among the executive class actually tells you is that their "jobs" are mostly going out to eat and playing on their phones all day.
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
what the high level of AI adoption among the executive class actually tells you is that their "jobs" are mostly going out to eat and playing on their phones all day.
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Nerrrrrrrrrrrds!
To celebrate getting 100,000 followers on Bluesky, I am offering some of you fine folks the chance to join me on a 2026 shark research expedition. Really!
Enter here: forms.gle/iq3YQG31kbAC...
Terms and conditions in thread below:
To celebrate getting 100,000 followers on Bluesky, I am offering some of you fine folks the chance to join me on a 2026 shark research expedition. Really!
Enter here: forms.gle/iq3YQG31kbAC...
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a man in red swim trunks is standing in the ocean
ALT: a man in red swim trunks is standing in the ocean
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November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Nerrrrrrrrrrrds!
To celebrate getting 100,000 followers on Bluesky, I am offering some of you fine folks the chance to join me on a 2026 shark research expedition. Really!
Enter here: forms.gle/iq3YQG31kbAC...
Terms and conditions in thread below:
To celebrate getting 100,000 followers on Bluesky, I am offering some of you fine folks the chance to join me on a 2026 shark research expedition. Really!
Enter here: forms.gle/iq3YQG31kbAC...
Terms and conditions in thread below:
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On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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i think i would have made a really good tree
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i think i would have made a really good tree
gender neutral alternatives to “ladies & gentlemen”:
ships, barques, brigs, schooners, and what not
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
gender neutral alternatives to “ladies & gentlemen”:
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"There are some very different versions of libertarian"
Yeah and every one of them is the most annoying person you've ever met in your entire life.
Yeah and every one of them is the most annoying person you've ever met in your entire life.
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"There are some very different versions of libertarian"
Yeah and every one of them is the most annoying person you've ever met in your entire life.
Yeah and every one of them is the most annoying person you've ever met in your entire life.
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NEW: Myanmar has made a big show of destroying the notorious KK Park scam compound—even publishing a video of a steamroller driving over thousands of phones
But new images show buildings are only destroyed in one area. Hundreds are left untouched and experts say the crackdown is mostly propaganda
But new images show buildings are only destroyed in one area. Hundreds are left untouched and experts say the crackdown is mostly propaganda
The Destruction of a Notorious Myanmar Scam Compound Appears to Have Been ‘Performative’
Myanmar’s military has been blowing up parts of the KK Park scam compound. Experts say the actions are likely for show.
www.wired.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
NEW: Myanmar has made a big show of destroying the notorious KK Park scam compound—even publishing a video of a steamroller driving over thousands of phones
But new images show buildings are only destroyed in one area. Hundreds are left untouched and experts say the crackdown is mostly propaganda
But new images show buildings are only destroyed in one area. Hundreds are left untouched and experts say the crackdown is mostly propaganda
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Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
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The right has been very openly building the scaffolding for a fascist state for DECADES. That’s also why we’re so angry at the Democrats, most of whom act baffled and surprised by this predictable turn of events, as if the GOP didn’t courtesy mail them a copy of the blueprints in like 1983.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The right has been very openly building the scaffolding for a fascist state for DECADES. That’s also why we’re so angry at the Democrats, most of whom act baffled and surprised by this predictable turn of events, as if the GOP didn’t courtesy mail them a copy of the blueprints in like 1983.
im gonna say it, i think there are too many men
People of all genders sexually abuse children, yes.
But 1 in 10 men admitted to having sexually abused a child under 15.
1 in 7 men admitted to willingness to do so.
1 in 5 admitted to sexual attraction to children under 15.
Those numbers are mind-boggling.
But 1 in 10 men admitted to having sexually abused a child under 15.
1 in 7 men admitted to willingness to do so.
1 in 5 admitted to sexual attraction to children under 15.
Those numbers are mind-boggling.
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
im gonna say it, i think there are too many men
every picture of kash patel looks like a cat that got picked up too fast
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
every picture of kash patel looks like a cat that got picked up too fast
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i’m just saying if i had a sweater made from Certified Gay Wool i would be telling everybody about it
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i’m just saying if i had a sweater made from Certified Gay Wool i would be telling everybody about it