ranking below attack of the clones is honestly an accomplishment

my trade has a 5 year apprenticeship during which you work with a journeyman, and while the basics could easily be learned from a book/video, there is so much more you learn just working side by side with some weird guy who’s been doing this for ages that no one would even *think* to put in a book

huge Forged in Fire fan and this is such a good analogy 😂

between “guy who put wite-out in his canister and is now on minute 47 of trying to peel it” and “guy who got so excited about the power hammer he ended up making a 24” toothpick, same underlying problem

an old Tibetan woman told me the Yeti is real and i am not going to argue with her

lmfao love Tool, always apologize when i bring them up 😂😭

hyping up the new boyfriend you’re gonna introduce to the family, then it turns out to be a chatbot

ruining dinner by insisting on setting a place at the table for a chromebook

My crazy sister has always hated my SIL. Christmas 2 years ago, SIL served filet mignon and had steak knives at each table setting. My sister freaked out that the steak knives were hers and that SIL stole them! She went around the table (we were still eating) and took all of our knives and then left

plus also they’re all really short

impeccable vibes

any day now

ai is how capital washes its hands of anyone who isnt perfectly average

the hallmark of every good party is when some dork is like “come look at this thing on my computer”

every page is blurred in honor of the Poster’s Strike

fr tho high estrogen makes me sooooo insane, i love that T makes that bitch shut the hell up

went in expecting the homoeroticism to be mild subtext and boy howdy did channing tatum blow that out of the water

loved the musical too because i was also a theater kid, but they are completely different texts

the book is great if you love stories about colonialism, genocide, and autistic trans women fighting for social justice by any means necessary

i was probably too young when i read it the first time but it’s still one of my faves