Hermes Pissmegistus
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aleph.bsky.social
Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
they/them

Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric

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don’t look at me in that tone of voice
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
he’s mad i turned on the light
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
cat tax
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
shrimps is cats
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
found some old comics in the shadowy depths of instagram
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
which way western man
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
here’s meghan mccain thinking it’s…an alternate spelling of “chill” i guess?
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
hehe nice 😎👉👉

(sorry im 12)
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
TIL the entire state of Israel is transgender
September 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
September 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
would this be considered “proper” or “improper”?
September 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
look at my fucking apprentice, this idiot would’t know a lapidum occultum from his own ass
September 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
He Watches and Waits
August 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
*thoughts & prayers intensify*
August 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
my favorite panel from Watchmen, which I remember I decided to sit down and re-read on election night in 2016
August 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
p sure this is him too lmao
August 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
if “being weird in public” was as severe a crime as this guy wants it to be, i don’t think he’d be around too long

he’s been quote screenshotting multiple ppl’s bios for some reason, prob a good one to block
August 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
draw a horse from memory day 🐴
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
we love a good still life, don’t we, folks?
August 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
possibly? tbf nickel gaskets are used with some stainless fittings, so the metal itself might just be soft enough to make the seal…now i have more questions about the purging/offgassing lol

also holy shit
August 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
t4t but instead of fucking we just shave each others heads
August 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
you ever just
August 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM