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Adam
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Just some guy, really. Recovering ex-googler, shit talker and story teller, not always sure which one.

"Shitposting" is an anagram of "top insights."

Follow me if you want to live...in a world full of high speed reshares and snarky comments.
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I have literally never, not once, picked up a brownfield project and been like "oh thank god it's using an ORM". I have however spent hundreds of hours mitigating the consequences of ORM usage. I think it might be time we call this a failed experiment and just stop using them.
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Huh. It's almost like when institutions stand up to that spineless coward fascist, he loses and folds. I sure wish more institutions would take note of that.
BREAKING: Seattle Children's Hospital successfully fought this summer to get DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena quashed.

The Seattle court partially unsealed the case this week.

This was the fourth, previously sealed case mentioned in this recent Law Dork report: www.lawdork.com/p/judges-doj...
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Right. But we don’t need them!

Nixon was removed at a 22% approval rating, because his party threw him overboard. Which means we can write off, for persuasion, one quarter of the country.

We just need to focus on persuading that 15-20% slice between 25% for Nixon and 45+% for Trump. 1/
December 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Honoring my wife by posting online that I can’t be alone with a woman for even a few seconds
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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* Free love commune
* Interracial
* Days spent doing science
* Evenings spent in discussion
* Nights spent fucking one another (OK, this I added as an adult)
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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The #BEASTLab won second place in the departmental holiday decoration contest!
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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yes it's a new trend called "probably some high schoolers doing a school fundraiser"
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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To give you a sense of how big a departure this year, the government doesn't do this for wanted criminals.
SCOOP: The Trump administration is providing the names of all travelers passing through U.S. airports to immigration officials in search of people with deportation orders, a substantial expansion of government efforts to draw on data to hunt down immigrants.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I still can’t believe the National Science Foundation is being forced to move out of their brand new, purpose-built building because the HUD secretary thought his building was ugly.

The Trump administration is destroying the best parts of this country, and it will take decades to rebuild.
NSF

- Forced reorg

- POs down ~ 40% (DRP, most rotators not renewed, retirements)

- Forced move (and we have to pack and clean) to a building with no furniture, little to no conference space for panels, inadequate 🛜, …)

I personally love the boxes they gave us for packing.
“Details matter” 🙃
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
They should go back to riding horses on the circuit.
25 years ago at about this time: Justice Souter drives home after the issuance of Bush v Gore.
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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this is a general warrant and it's specifically the kind of warrant the framers passed the 4th amendment to outlaw
WOW. @haleaziz.bsky.social with a new scoop: ICE now gets a running list of every person who is going to be taking a domestic flight inside the United States from the TSA and runs it through their database looking for targets. This explains the Babson College student's arrest.
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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hey thanks for honoring a hockey team from before I was born can we get healthcare
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Biden could have been the legal weed president and secured the stoner vote eternally but nooo
🍃 SCOOP 🍃

President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.

The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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this is because a majority of republicans think stephen miller is a republican, which he is not. a handful of them are starting to figure it out, though.
The degree to which Republicans are just letting Stephen Miller do a what amounts to a national Prop 187 level hit on Latino voters is really kinda incomprehensible.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
On the other hand, it's totally possible that they're waiting for someone to finish polishing up the Venezuelan airstrike footage, so let's hope for the other thing.
Fingers crossed at we're about to kick off an epic weekend.
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Fingers crossed at we're about to kick off an epic weekend.
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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As soon as cameras started revealing people's casual cruelties in day-to-day interactions, the response was not 'we shouldn't do that in public' but rather 'you should have to accept that in public'. It failed in exactly the same way as 'an armed society is a polite society' failed.
i don't understand what level of idiot contrarianism leads to "i don't think it should be possible to fire people for being disrespectful to customers".

you were a dick. to a customer. and they filmed you. and you got fired. this isn't even a hard call
i also believe in building a better world for workers. i also believe that all people are entitled to respect and dignity and that there ought to be social sanction for those who openly degrade others. you call me a “n*gger” to my face and i am not going to smile and shake your hand.
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sad news indeed. Steel Beach is always my standout for best opening line of a book, and Millennium is an amazing look at time travel.
So sorry to hear that John Varley (Herb to his friends) has left us.

His work was formative for me, and I still think "The Manhattan Phone Book (Abridged) is one of the most chilling short stories ever written.
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The thing about a pissed off federal judge is that unless you have a majority in an appellate court to override him or 2/3 of the US Senate to remove him - the judge will tell you to fuck off and do as you are told and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
JUST IN: Judge Boasberg won’t back off his planned contempt hearings next week and says the crime-fraud exception would overcome potential privileges. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dude shreds harder on the recorder than 90% of guitar players do on the guitar.
Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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The devastation I feel about this attack on science in particular is hard to cope with. It’s like watching my dad die all over again. I would do anything to spare someone a death via pancreatic cancer.
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM