zappa-szep
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Look right into your fire and ask it how it started and it will never tell you. Not that it doesn't know, it just doesn't believe it I believe I also believe life originated from rubbing two beliefs together, there that's two and this is a single-celled campfire
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Animated Banshees of Inisherin remake starring Frog and Toad
“Maybe you are right,” said Toad. “Maybe Frog does not want to see me. Maybe he does not want me to be his friend anymore.”
Frog sits off on the distance, an island unto himself.

From "Alone"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
i think if the movie’d been set on the surface of the sun i still would’ve only been able to make out 75% of it
tried to watch the 'slenderman' movie but i could only see about 25% of it. maybe if your hospital scene is soo dark that viewers can't see the end of a hall you might want to tone it down a bit
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[earth getting swallowed by the sun]

boss: are you still coming in
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if aliens visited earth, i’d be one of the dumbass humans who starts the human-alien war because i’d demand to eat an alien
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Way to nail verisimilitude, candy corn, making your primary ingredient high fructose corn syrup.
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The idea that the Reconstruction Amendments were for everybody is asinine.

They’re all lives matter-ing Reconstruction.
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Y'all, I went to the movies tonight and 2 guys TALKED THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE, yelling racial + misogynistic slurs at the screen. So I wrote about it and the rise of the Plague of Entitled Men who are everywhere now, emboldened and multiplying in terrifying numbers. Read it at LaneMoore.Substack.com
Gross men in a group White background with a quote about how the Trump presidency has brought out misogyny and violence, with a link to Lane's substack
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Let me get this straight.

They could have kept premiums from doubling, but they gave the wealthy tax cuts instead.

Then they shielded billionaires from being named in the Epstein files.

And now they shut down the government instead of giving us healthcare and the Epstein list.
i like that our government was based upon the idea that you couldn't blindly trust people, only for all their imagination the founders had no idea how bad it could be
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My "I Love And Agree With Hitler" shirt is raising a lot of questions with op ed writers who want to debate the various possible meanings of my shirt
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Me: [*explaining that, technically, the Christian god is both a motherfucker AND a bastard*]

Youth pastor: “How old did you say you were?”
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If we don't get the ACA healthcare subsidies restored in a government funding agreement now, we'll never get them.

Millions of people will see their premiums double—all because Republicans gave billionaires tax breaks instead of giving us our healthcare.

Hold the line.
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Streaming the new Silent Hill tonight at 6 eastern and i actually WON'T be getting scared because of my high testosterone among other things www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
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this did not get nearly enough appreciation for how funny it was when i posted it as a youtube video so i’m uploading it directly. “I AM DYING FROM YOUR STINKY TOUCH” 🐍
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I just cleaned out my desk. It's been a while. I feel really good about it.

So anyway - if anybody out there wants 300 free hours of AOL I can totally hook you up.
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i 100% thought those were my cats lmao, they would sleep like that all the time
white and orange cat (Ford) snuggling up against black and grey cat (Bubbles)
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I'm pretty easy to take care of, just milk my venom glands and know that I never use double entendres I'm actually triple giving with poisonous single entendres