Lane Moore🧿🕷️
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Comedian + Creator, Tinder Live🤳🏻Musician, new album FINAL GIRL out now🩸🔪Subscribe here to read more of my work: LaneMoore.Substack.com🔮 Podcast: Patreon.com/LaneMoore🎧 linktr.ee/hellolanemoore
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the number of times i've had intense emotional reactions to Total Eclipse Of The Heart is way too many
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Diane Keaton's passing is such a bummer: because we lost an incredible actor AND because her death brought Woody Allen back into our lives. Too much.😐
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90% of confirming plans is hoping the other person will cancel
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"are you flirting with me or are you like this with everyone?" a classic novel by me starring me
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"are you flirting with me or are you like this with everyone?" a classic novel by me starring me
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maybe the reason women say chocolate is better than sex is because eating chocolate is always consensual
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When you got put in air jail because you kept pulling on your leash to try to go get a treat at the pet store and almost walked into traffic for a snack lol
Lights being held begrudgingly
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When you got put in air jail because you kept pulling on your leash to try to go get a treat at the pet store and almost walked into traffic for a snack lol
Lights being held begrudgingly
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realizing you dont know how to spell "devastating" is compounded by not even being able to describe your feelings without using spell check
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Dude, i just saw Scream (1996), the first horror movie i ever watched, IN A FRIGGIN MOVIE THEATER.🩸🔪i smiled the whole time, mouthed the lines, and remembered what it felt like to be a little kid and see this masterpiece and think "i wanna do THAT."🦇🦇🦇
Lane and her dog at the horror movie Scream on the big screen
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maybe the reason women say chocolate is better than sex is because eating chocolate is always consensual
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Every day I walk by this house with the cutest porch: you can just tell so much love and care went into it. Today when I was walking, the owner was outside and I got to tell her how much I love it and she smiled so much!! So I continue to believe you should tell people nice things whenever you can.💘
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Yesss that's one of many reasons why I love horror
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Every day I walk by this house with the cutest porch: you can just tell so much love and care went into it. Today when I was walking, the owner was outside and I got to tell her how much I love it and she smiled so much!! So I continue to believe you should tell people nice things whenever you can.💘
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Oh my goodness, I can't imagine how cool that would be!
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Omg you made the right choice I vaguely remember seeing Jerry Maguire and it was such a freaking snooze
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Dude, i just saw Scream (1996), the first horror movie i ever watched, IN A FRIGGIN MOVIE THEATER.🩸🔪i smiled the whole time, mouthed the lines, and remembered what it felt like to be a little kid and see this masterpiece and think "i wanna do THAT."🦇🦇🦇
Lane and her dog at the horror movie Scream on the big screen
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My favorite type of scam text is "Hello" with nothing else, because that means there are actually people out there who have friends who text them like that!!???? whereas all of my favorite people text me way too much information in a really specific tone for me to ever fall for that crap lol
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My favorite type of scam text is "Hello" with nothing else, because that means there are actually people out there who have friends who text them like that!!???? whereas all of my favorite people text me way too much information in a really specific tone for me to ever fall for that crap lol
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when a hot stranger smiles at me and i think im flirting back but really im just like
Dog grinning flatly
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when a hot stranger smiles at me and i think im flirting back but really im just like
Dog grinning flatly
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The latest Yellowjackets recap has everything: Losing your virginity in a haunted cabin, blackmailing ur lover, lying to ur bff after stealing her boyfriend, and defending your girlfriend against wolves that tried to remove her face🤘Don’t miss it, this was such a good one!!!! LaneMoore.Substack.com
The latest Yellowjackets recap has everything: Losing your virginity in a haunted cabin, blackmailing your lover, lying to your best friend after stealing her boyfriend, and defending your girlfriend against wolves that tried to remove her face🤘Don’t miss it, this was such a good one!!!! LaneMoore.Substack.com Hotties plotting on yellowjackets