Lane Moore🕷️SF 1/17
@hellolanemoore.bsky.social
Comedian, SF 1/17 at Sketchfest, Bestselling Author of 2 Books📚Creator, Tinder Live🤳🏻Musician, new album FINAL GIRL out now🩸
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Podcast: Patreon.com/LaneMoore🎧 linktr.ee/hellolanemoore
Subscribe here to support my work: LaneMoore.Substack.com🔮
Podcast: Patreon.com/LaneMoore🎧 linktr.ee/hellolanemoore
if you or someone you know is spending the holidays alone, or just feels alone this time of year, I wrote a book called How To Be Alone that talks about spending holidays alone, grieving "not being like everyone else," and how to survive this time of year🖤May it find you just in time.🦋
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
if you or someone you know is spending the holidays alone, or just feels alone this time of year, I wrote a book called How To Be Alone that talks about spending holidays alone, grieving "not being like everyone else," and how to survive this time of year🖤May it find you just in time.🦋
How are these potential cannibals still single?
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How are these potential cannibals still single?
I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com
I tried to buy a SIMPLE BOWL online and it sent me into the spiral of sketchy companies, “handmade” things that weren’t, so we’re talking about modern consumerism and how companies used to make things that lasted a lifetime and now it lasts a week. Listen now on Patreon.com/LaneMoore
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I tried to buy a SIMPLE BOWL online and it sent me into the spiral of sketchy companies, “handmade” things that weren’t, so we’re talking about modern consumerism and how companies used to make things that lasted a lifetime and now it lasts a week. Listen now on Patreon.com/LaneMoore
My goal this winter is to become Ultimate Sweater Machine: Deluxe Model.
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My goal this winter is to become Ultimate Sweater Machine: Deluxe Model.
Me telling suitors I was born in the 1900s.
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me telling suitors I was born in the 1900s.
I rewatched Bring It On which mostly ages very well, except every CRINGE-WORTHY lyric to Cliff’s pop punk nightmare song that did not age well, listen right now on my podcast at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 📣
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I rewatched Bring It On which mostly ages very well, except every CRINGE-WORTHY lyric to Cliff’s pop punk nightmare song that did not age well, listen right now on my podcast at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 📣
Finally a reason to justify my never fucking with Matthew McConaughey's nude bongo playing ass.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Finally a reason to justify my never fucking with Matthew McConaughey's nude bongo playing ass.
Talking about Zohran’s historic win, why billionaires are bad, what democratic socialism really means right now, and a lot more on the latest podcast episode, listen now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 💘
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Talking about Zohran’s historic win, why billionaires are bad, what democratic socialism really means right now, and a lot more on the latest podcast episode, listen now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 💘
And now today's edition of "Someone's Hateful Son Who Simply Has The Audacity and Nothing Else"🤡🤡🤡
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And now today's edition of "Someone's Hateful Son Who Simply Has The Audacity and Nothing Else"🤡🤡🤡
It took a lot to write this, but it also takes a lot to think about the violence we're witnessing every single day (cutting SNAP benefits, and basic human rights, like it's a joke) because this isn't a movie, it's very real. And not everyone will survive. Read it here LaneMoore.Substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It took a lot to write this, but it also takes a lot to think about the violence we're witnessing every single day (cutting SNAP benefits, and basic human rights, like it's a joke) because this isn't a movie, it's very real. And not everyone will survive. Read it here LaneMoore.Substack.com
In Trump’s America, Everyone is a Final Girl: on surviving nonstop attacks from a horror movie president. I wrote about how we’re living in a horror movie we can’t turn off, the scariest horror movie villains are the ones who are real, and the real people who won't survive. LaneMoore.Substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In Trump’s America, Everyone is a Final Girl: on surviving nonstop attacks from a horror movie president. I wrote about how we’re living in a horror movie we can’t turn off, the scariest horror movie villains are the ones who are real, and the real people who won't survive. LaneMoore.Substack.com
Two people told me I was "giving Morticia Addams" after my show last night and i replied "Correct."🥀
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Two people told me I was "giving Morticia Addams" after my show last night and i replied "Correct."🥀
ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm taking my comedy show Tinder Live on the🦋road🦋in a time when men like this literally rule the world, we need comedy that roasts them more than ever! So tell your friends, get tickets, share this everywhere, and prepare to laugh more than you thought possible, because it's HEALING🏋️🤘
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm taking my comedy show Tinder Live on the🦋road🦋in a time when men like this literally rule the world, we need comedy that roasts them more than ever! So tell your friends, get tickets, share this everywhere, and prepare to laugh more than you thought possible, because it's HEALING🏋️🤘
PS-I'm the creator of Tinder Live, the comedy show that roasts dudes like this, so we dont have to suffer alone because reading this trash is only good for comedy.🤘If you love this, come see me live on tour, sign up for my substack + podcast (in my bio) + send me ur profiles at Tinder Live on IG👋🙋🏻♀️👋
October 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
PS-I'm the creator of Tinder Live, the comedy show that roasts dudes like this, so we dont have to suffer alone because reading this trash is only good for comedy.🤘If you love this, come see me live on tour, sign up for my substack + podcast (in my bio) + send me ur profiles at Tinder Live on IG👋🙋🏻♀️👋
Never thought a dating profile that begins with "greetings, female!" could get worse from there, but these men continue to astound.
October 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Never thought a dating profile that begins with "greetings, female!" could get worse from there, but these men continue to astound.
Y'all, I went to the movies tonight and 2 guys TALKED THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE, yelling racial + misogynistic slurs at the screen. So I wrote about it and the rise of the Plague of Entitled Men who are everywhere now, emboldened and multiplying in terrifying numbers. Read it at LaneMoore.Substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Y'all, I went to the movies tonight and 2 guys TALKED THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE, yelling racial + misogynistic slurs at the screen. So I wrote about it and the rise of the Plague of Entitled Men who are everywhere now, emboldened and multiplying in terrifying numbers. Read it at LaneMoore.Substack.com
When you got put in air jail because you kept pulling on your leash to try to go get a treat at the pet store and almost walked into traffic for a snack lol
October 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
When you got put in air jail because you kept pulling on your leash to try to go get a treat at the pet store and almost walked into traffic for a snack lol
Dude, i just saw Scream (1996), the first horror movie i ever watched, IN A FRIGGIN MOVIE THEATER.🩸🔪i smiled the whole time, mouthed the lines, and remembered what it felt like to be a little kid and see this masterpiece and think "i wanna do THAT."🦇🦇🦇
October 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dude, i just saw Scream (1996), the first horror movie i ever watched, IN A FRIGGIN MOVIE THEATER.🩸🔪i smiled the whole time, mouthed the lines, and remembered what it felt like to be a little kid and see this masterpiece and think "i wanna do THAT."🦇🦇🦇
when a hot stranger smiles at me and i think im flirting back but really im just like
October 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
when a hot stranger smiles at me and i think im flirting back but really im just like
The latest Yellowjackets recap has everything: Losing your virginity in a haunted cabin, blackmailing ur lover, lying to ur bff after stealing her boyfriend, and defending your girlfriend against wolves that tried to remove her face🤘Don’t miss it, this was such a good one!!!! LaneMoore.Substack.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The latest Yellowjackets recap has everything: Losing your virginity in a haunted cabin, blackmailing ur lover, lying to ur bff after stealing her boyfriend, and defending your girlfriend against wolves that tried to remove her face🤘Don’t miss it, this was such a good one!!!! LaneMoore.Substack.com
Me trying to find some way to relax in 2025:
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Me trying to find some way to relax in 2025:
A necessary deep dive on social media burnout, the worsening of the attention economy, and diminishing returns from the Endless Scroll of the Internet, and how to break free and why it's so damn hard!!! Listen right now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 🌹🫡
September 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A necessary deep dive on social media burnout, the worsening of the attention economy, and diminishing returns from the Endless Scroll of the Internet, and how to break free and why it's so damn hard!!! Listen right now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 🌹🫡
The critic's reviews are in: "Where are my additional servings of this dinner?" A hit. 🧑🍳⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
September 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The critic's reviews are in: "Where are my additional servings of this dinner?" A hit. 🧑🍳⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
My dog Lights has had a tough past few weeks and she's been such a good girl the whole time and fully healed, so I attempted to make her a special Michelin (Dog) Star meal as a treat and it looks pretty great I think!??🌸🐕
September 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My dog Lights has had a tough past few weeks and she's been such a good girl the whole time and fully healed, so I attempted to make her a special Michelin (Dog) Star meal as a treat and it looks pretty great I think!??🌸🐕