Mark Hill
@mehill.bsky.social
Editor and writer at Inverse, contributor at the Beaverton, words in Wired, the Toronto Star, etc. Previously editor and columnist at Cracked. Fiction: amzn.to/3CWFRSI. Rep: Aevitas.
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December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I wrote about 35 years of Misery. The movie, not the emotion, which is older. www.inverse.com/entertainmen...
35 Years Ago, The Best Stephen King Thriller Ever Kept Things Terrifyingly Simple
There's a reason you shouldn't force sequels. On the 35th anniversary of 'Misery,' we look back on Stephen King's great one-and-done story.
www.inverse.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I wrote about 35 years of Misery. The movie, not the emotion, which is older. www.inverse.com/entertainmen...
Watching football, which all the commentators agree is like a chess game. But the soccer games this morning… also a chess match. And tonight’s hockey? Well, if you think about it, it’s a lot like chess.
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Watching football, which all the commentators agree is like a chess game. But the soccer games this morning… also a chess match. And tonight’s hockey? Well, if you think about it, it’s a lot like chess.
I'm not sure why, exactly, but it's very funny to use the fancy umlaut spelling of reenters in your article about the guy who whipped it out in front of unwilling women
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm not sure why, exactly, but it's very funny to use the fancy umlaut spelling of reenters in your article about the guy who whipped it out in front of unwilling women
It makes absolutely no sense that the stars of this hockey show could be involved in a bitter international rivalry when one of them is from Russia, which has been banned from all international competition for years. I'm assuming that everyone else posting about this show is making the same point.
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It makes absolutely no sense that the stars of this hockey show could be involved in a bitter international rivalry when one of them is from Russia, which has been banned from all international competition for years. I'm assuming that everyone else posting about this show is making the same point.
Hota Kotb: And here comes Nyarlathotep, who, as Al already knows, will lead our viewers to ruination today.
Ken Jeong: What’s up, Gnarly?
Ken Jeong: What’s up, Gnarly?
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hota Kotb: And here comes Nyarlathotep, who, as Al already knows, will lead our viewers to ruination today.
Ken Jeong: What’s up, Gnarly?
Ken Jeong: What’s up, Gnarly?
Not to distract from the larger point here but who are the 1.1 million people still watching the Simpsons
This is innumerate nonsense. An average of 1.1 million people were watching The Simpsons throughout its entire thirty-minute broadcast according to a third-party data company contracted to measure viewership by Disney. Somebody, no way to know who, hit the play button 1.7 million times on Twitter
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Not to distract from the larger point here but who are the 1.1 million people still watching the Simpsons
I'm just going to say it, blitzball has been completely ruined by all the gambling ads floating right there in the sphere
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'm just going to say it, blitzball has been completely ruined by all the gambling ads floating right there in the sphere
Is it weird that this whole mini-saga just made me want soup
Campbell’s fired the VP recorded saying its meat ‘came from a 3D printer’
Campbell’s fired the VP recorded saying its meat ‘came from a 3D printer’
Welcome to 2025.
www.theverge.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Is it weird that this whole mini-saga just made me want soup
They should focus on that kid and her weird companions… they seemed kind of interesting
ICYMI: Universal Ready To “Figure Out” More ‘Wicked’ Sequels Or Spinoff After Massive Box Office Success
Universal Ready To “Figure Out” More ‘Wicked’ Sequels Or Spinoff After Massive Box Office Success
Universal Pictures should be taking a bow after the performance of “Wicked: For Good,” earning an impressive $147 million domestically on opening weekend (slightly below the weekend estimates, but still a massive haul and already has a global total of over $223 million), but it sounds like they’re looking to mine the world of author Frank L. Baum beyond the stage musical adapted for the screen by director Jon M.
Continue reading Universal Ready To “Figure Out” More ‘Wicked’ Sequels Or Spinoff After Massive Box Office Success at The Playlist.
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
They should focus on that kid and her weird companions… they seemed kind of interesting
We’re into day two of “is it bad to steal ebooks” discourse, gotta spice it up by suggesting that the whole problem could be sidestepped if they were put on the blockchain
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
We’re into day two of “is it bad to steal ebooks” discourse, gotta spice it up by suggesting that the whole problem could be sidestepped if they were put on the blockchain
Thought this was old news, appreciate that it's new to some people but don't let it overshadow "eat McDonald's by the sackful" as though cowering Transylvanian peasants are leaving bags of McDoubles at his door
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Thought this was old news, appreciate that it's new to some people but don't let it overshadow "eat McDonald's by the sackful" as though cowering Transylvanian peasants are leaving bags of McDoubles at his door
This is the plot of the new Predator movie
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is the plot of the new Predator movie
Mr. President, I will resume tourism to America and get thrown in one of your posting gulags if you get The Nice Guys 2 made
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Mr. President, I will resume tourism to America and get thrown in one of your posting gulags if you get The Nice Guys 2 made
This inspired the Canadian remake of A Clockwork Orange
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This inspired the Canadian remake of A Clockwork Orange
Great film that's difficult to take seriously now because apparently half the characters would just be CCing everyone they know on their "RE: rE: re: r u going 2 the sinister orgy 2nite???" emails
We spoke with cinematographer Larry Smith about making Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut and restoring it for the Criterion Collection.
What It Was Like To Film Eyes Wide Shut, Stanley Kubrick's Final Masterpiece [Exclusive Interview] - SlashFilm
www.slashfilm.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Great film that's difficult to take seriously now because apparently half the characters would just be CCing everyone they know on their "RE: rE: re: r u going 2 the sinister orgy 2nite???" emails
Oh, so I guess we’re suddenly all concerned about the children even though we all use the Metaverse every day in our professional and social lives
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh, so I guess we’re suddenly all concerned about the children even though we all use the Metaverse every day in our professional and social lives
I don't have lore because I sit at a desk for a living. I'm not the Achilles of writing.
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I don't have lore because I sit at a desk for a living. I'm not the Achilles of writing.
I am the world's tallest man.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I am the world's tallest man.
She should look like this in the Wicked movies
🧵 Before Hollywood turned her green, L. Frank Baum’s Wicked Witch of the West looked very different… & she appears only briefly in the 1900 book. 📚
🧙🏼Check out her earliest depictions in these images, & explore more Oz history on our blog ⤵️
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#PublicDomain #Oz #Wicked
🧙🏼Check out her earliest depictions in these images, & explore more Oz history on our blog ⤵️
blog.archive.org/2025/11/17/t...
#PublicDomain #Oz #Wicked
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
She should look like this in the Wicked movies
It says this about me too, it’s not a big deal
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It says this about me too, it’s not a big deal
Wow, okay. So I guess we're just ignoring the credible rumours about its behavior.
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Wow, okay. So I guess we're just ignoring the credible rumours about its behavior.
I didn't ask any scientists to watch monkeys kiss. Cure my disease already, you perverts
Humans are far from the only species locking lips. British scientists say they’ve traced kissing to anywhere from 16 million to 21 million years ago, and have found that it was far more common among other species — including orangutans — than previously understood.
Kissing Has Existed for at Least 16 Million Years, Scientists Say
And humans are far from the only species locking lips.
nyti.ms
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I didn't ask any scientists to watch monkeys kiss. Cure my disease already, you perverts
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
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The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.