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Gen X. Domesticated. Gringo. Well read. Bad memory. Partial to good and excellent things and not shit that sucks.
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We are all individually not going to be able to absorb the firehose of shit that is about to hit us. More than ever we're going to need to be careful and considerate with our facts and feelings as we work together to parse and process. Doing it together is the only way to stay sane.
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asking the mailman where he got those slutty little mailman shorts
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Nothingness was the compromise
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i'm not using my wish to go back in time and farm! genie, send me back to the 17th century to the country with the highest per capita income (i wake up in the dutch republic surrounded by awful Tulip Bros) nnnooooOOOO
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I was just now sitting in traffic in Hollywood when a LAPD motorcycle cop rolled up to my passenger window, held up a little device with a ?lens? on the front, looked at the back of it, glared at me, then did the same thing to the car in front of me but pulled them over! was i just face scanned????
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The witch said that I can never die so long as a single artist that had a song on the Tony hawk pro skater 2 soundtrack still draws breath
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It's never actually stated in Humpty Dumpty that Humpty Dumpty is an egg, or that you even exist at all
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chat is it good that the roto-rooter guy is standing outside on the phone going, “I’ve never had to do that before”
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Whenever my husband pisses me off I hide every left shoe of his.
The loop from here to Saturn and back is where you go to see and be seen in your dad's giant space buggy.
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Ghosts say boo but do they really mean it?
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Yeah, not the first to point this out, but this is just a way to take the pay for access grift mainstream.
That's bait.

This rag is a word puzzle and rage bait machine.
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Journalism tip: If someone says drop the story, that’s a sign to keep reporting.

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That Naugahyde wrap is irresistible to certain men
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When I worked in WaPo Opinions in 2017-2018, senior editors specifically told junior editors not to factcheck Marc Thiessen and other MAGA columnists, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to publish anything by them at all, and “we need them for intellectual diversity.”
It’s very telling that opening your publication to MAGA “thought” requires a massive downgrade in quality control.
Scarcity in a modern context is something that has to be repeatedly redefined. It involves waves of progress and then regression and the electorate looking around and going, hey, I was used to that perk of modern life actually. I assume we are entering the latter half of the cycle.
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Going as Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and staying in bed all day tomorrow.
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🎃The Witch Head Nebula🎃

Image Credit: NASA / STScI Digitized Sky Survey / Noel Carboni
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