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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 4h

PTS(andwich)D

Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 4h

Look if anybody’s ever been victimized by a sandwich while they were wearing a bulletproof vest & armed, you know. That’s not an experience you ever forget or forgive. The night terrors. The shakes you catch in the day. The flashbacks to the scent of onions & mustard assaulting you.

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Dr Cinnamon Remote @cinnamonremote.bsky.social · 15h

Screams forever… pauses briefly to tag @seananmcguire.bsky.social … gets back to screaming forever…

Phil Dore @philjdore.bsky.social · 2d

Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.

It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.

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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 3h

Last night I dreamt that I was funding and directing a production of THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS. It was chaotic and strange, and I woke up just as the show began.

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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 4h

Editorial cartoon: Unsolicited Dick Fics.

cartoon: Dick Cheney stands in shackles before a devil pleading his case
"Lemme tell you what really happened..."
Devil: Ugh... I hate unsolicited dick fics.

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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 3h

Any unsolicited email that includes something like "I’m part of a private readers community about 2000+ active readers and social media reviewers. We’re not some forced review for hire thing. We just spotlight books that actually deserve to be seen, and yours hit that nerve." is a scam. I'm sorry.

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Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 4h

One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.

How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.

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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 3h

The crabs, they rave.

a bunch of red crabs are crawling on the sand on a beach

ALT: a bunch of red crabs are crawling on the sand on a beach

media.tenor.com

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 3h

After a judge ordered Donald Trump to make SNAP payments, the wannabe king declared he will defy a court order and won't help people afford groceries.

Trump's message to 42 million Americans: eat dirt.

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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 5h

“I love the smell of mustard in the morning…” (cc: @dankaszeta.bsky.social ) (hey Dan, is mustard a weapon of war?) 😏

Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 5h

“HE COULD SMELL THE ONIONS AND MUSTARD”
…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 5h

The NAACP filed a lawsuit alleging state election officials are unlawfully rejecting college students’ voter registration applications and same-day registration provisional ballots based on missing address information – such as dorm name or room number – that students aren’t required to include.

Virginia Is Illegally Rejecting Student Voter Registrations, Lawsuit Alleges

Read more here.

www.democracydocket.com

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Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 5h

"Dear Martha, we've been camped outside Richmond for going on 30 days. Overhead the sandwiches are exploding day and night. The smell of the onions and mustard is overwhelming."

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Paul "Princejvstin" Weimer📷🚀 🚀 📸 @princejvstin.com · 18h

The throwing of the Sandwich at an opponent is done as an attack roll but on a successful hit has the effects of the Bard spell Vicious Mockery (2d4 psychic damage, disadvantage on next attack roll)

Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20h

The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts

John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 1d

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

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Dr. Damien P. Williams! Look over here! … It's All For You! @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 19h

If you've stopped masking in public for whatever reason, now is a really good time to start again

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 18h

Hey on this Election Eve, let’s remember to leave out a plate of middle fingers for the members of the press who were just asking questions about Biden’s declining health.

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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 18h

I genuinely and sincerely fucking believe this.

People living in buildings believing they will stay up is why so many horrifically unsafe buildings do not fall down. Literally the belief is critical. The inertia helps, but the belief matters more. This is why vacant buildings decay SO fucking fast!

rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 21h

Houses are held up by inertia and shared delusions

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AndreaaaHHhHHHHh!! Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 18h

FUCK UP THE SYSTEM ALERT:

Southerners on New Ground is organizing a Grocery Solidarity Network for folks in the South. You can sign up to be a grocery deliverer/funder or grocery recipient. I signed up to support Central Texans, you can do the same for your area!

www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...

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www.facebook.com

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 19h

Need to fire up a Foodraiser thread soon, but the Costco order is in

Food comes out to $129,606.45 this year, up +2.28% YoY

If you're willing to be one of our per-donor matchers, please let me know!

Screenshot of a custom Excel spreadsheet Greg created to place the Bull City Foodraiser order. It lists a variety of foodstuffs, in sufficient quantities to feed 5,103 students. The total amount due is $129,606.45 USD.

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Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 1d

me: time to sign up for healthcare for 2026, I remember when the first year of 'obamacare' happened I paid less than 100 bucks a month for insurance, I bet it's just exactly the same for this year

also me, 10 minutes later: jesus CHRIST

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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 20h

Smart woman.

Swear. Her. In.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20h

Grijalva: I do think that Speaker Johnson misplayed his hand.

There are people all over this nation who were out there with signs that said, “Swear her in.” They wouldn’t have even known about me otherwise.

Thank you for highlighting how corrupt the system you’re protecting really is.

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Manda Cherry @mandatheginger.bsky.social · 16h

I just got to tell a young adult (20-something as best I can tell) on TikTok, who posted about the idea of queer & neurodivergent escape fantasy stories about The Wayward Children and I am so excited for them to be finding those books for the first time.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12h

TODAY: Don't BOO... VOTE! ✅

CA: YES on PROP 50 ✅You poke the Bear, the Bear bites back!

NJ: MIKIE SHERRILL for GOV. ✅

VA: ABIGAIL SPANBERGER for GOV. ✅
GHAZALA HASHMI for Lt. GOV. ✅

Let's All Stick Together & #StickItTo_tRUMP!!!!!

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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 9h

Somebody did one of these where they intercut him with Sergeant Schultz from HOGSN'S HEROES. Absolute conedy gold. 😁

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 17h

CNN Speaker Johnson I don’t know montage

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RandomGravemane @randomgreymane.bsky.social · 1d

Guys really need to do this too except with "Don't be that guy!" and "WTF are you thinking?!" or dragging the guy bragging about being a sex pest into the street for a "talk". Hell, guys just need to communicate in general dammit.

AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @askaubry.com · 2d

Let's normalize going to the women's bathroom to get relationship advice

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@curryspic3

a friend and I were in a public washroom at a bar last night and she said "shit I want to text my ex" and 3 different girls in the bathroom stalls screamed out "don't fucking text your ex"

IG & Threads: @ask_

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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 1d

I have finished the bracelets for STARSHIP, and moved on to TRAIL TO OREGON.

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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 1d

No one who works for ICE/CBP/DHS in your friend circle is worth being a friend with anymore

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