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NosferaPru

@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social

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Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Aug 25

[sign in hawk's kitchen]
EAT PREY, LOVE

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20h

I very much relate to these bananas that are both under ripe and almost rotten

A couple of bananas that are green but have brown spots

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20h

I'd prefer a roundabout

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 7d

During the 20 seconds the time on my phone is different from the time on my microwave, I'm completely disconnected from reality.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone suddenly loses their mind

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1d

Keep me in your thoughts I'm going through a four way stop

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Hack Sliceman, aka Josh Evilman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 6d

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Hack Sliceman, aka Josh Evilman @zackniceman.bsky.social · 6d

I contain monotude.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1d

It's a biscuit???

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 3d

Everybody shut up they're making nibbly blimpkins on the Great British Baking Show

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Aug 22

At the Mayo Clinic, please, my condiment is very sick

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1d

Disappointed the octet wasn't a band of sea creatures.

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · 11d

the tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 8d

they’re crazy good

A sign by the highway. It’s about 3 feet tall and 3 feet wide, white with red hand painted text. At one point it said local peaches but the second l has faded so now it just says “loca peaches.”

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3d

(respectfully) Diane Keatoff

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 10d

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 4d

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A KETTLE COOKED THESE CHIPS!!

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Jay @jaysbored.bsky.social · 5d

People who name their kids Geoff cheat at Scrabble.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 5d

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1d

Catch more flies with honey etc etc

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 6d

*goddammits intensify*

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jules ghouls @butch420.bsky.social · 4d

They’re all geone 😔

NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 5d

Haven't met anyone named Geoff in a while. Maybe we've finally killed them all off.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 5d

You can't spell pharmaceutical without UTI.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1d

No they're my favorite stripper

NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1d

Eoops

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Jan 16

all the wrong people are dying

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1d

0/8 tentacles

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