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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 1d

Urinal rows are the great equalizers. Doesn’t matter if you’re tall or short, white, brown, or black, religious or not, or what size your dick is. We’re all just dudes pissing away at the wall.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 1d

“In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth”

[Puts book down]

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Kyle 🌱 @kyleplantemoji.bsky.social · 1d

Overheard: a woman telling her dog "no, no no no, we don't eat gummy worms. You are not a gummy bird"

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 1d

If y’all are shocked about the contents of the leaked young republicans chat wait until you hear what the middle aged republicans, old republicans, and the leader of the entire party think.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 3d

i frequently open the internet, get distracted by one of my open tabs and forget what i was going to search for so no, your honor, i cannot repeat my statement

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe AI could teach the DC press corps about follow-up questions. Because they apparently are unaware of such things.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d

"What does my vest say? Does it say somethin cool? I bet it says somethin cool."

German shepherd in a field wearing a bright yellow safety jacket/vest that says PLEASE IGNORE ME

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 5d

Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 3d

GM 🖤

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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 4d

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 3d

I won’t be joining any of you on mastodon. Have fun over there with your towers or whatever the shit.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 3d

Play “Here Comes the Hotstepper” and dance with your dog. You won’t regret it. Your dog might, but you won’t.

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Madame LaCrooz @madamelacrooz.bsky.social · 5d

My neighborhood is *the* place to trick or treat around these parts so I’m stockpiling candy but I’ve nearly finished all the Peanut M&M’s already. Fuck them kids. Have a Snickers you big baby.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 7d

Me: Is there something I could do differently to improve my sleep?

Doctor: I recommend not looking at your phone for at least an hour before bed.

Me: So nothing then.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 5d

Hear me out, black icing

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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 5d

I’d quit drinking alcohol but the problem is I like the way it makes me feel

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 5d

Nothing.
Just persuading myself not to rickroll the "unsolicited _ick pic" thread.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, and looky there, it’s the neighbor with the OnlyFans

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 5d

Living in a small town is weird b/c you step into a bar and get a hug from a former student who asks if you can make it to his letter ceremony at halftime tomorrow, and oh do you want to play go fish with your athletic trainer, and cool there’s your old neighbor with a tequila shot ready for you.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 5d

Living in a small town is weird b/c you step into a bar and get a hug from a former student who asks if you can make it to his letter ceremony at halftime tomorrow, and oh do you want to play go fish with your athletic trainer, and cool there’s your old neighbor with a tequila shot ready for you.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 5d

Nothing screams fatass like being the only person to show up for snacks before a seminar

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🎃 a frightful hoxgoblin 🎃 @kellenhoxworth.bsky.social · 6d

Higher Ed in 2025 is opening your mailbox to see that your institution has sent you:

1. A Center for Teaching and Learning call to integrate AI into your classroom; and

2. An Office of Academic Integrity email encouraging you to crack down on students who use AI to cheat.

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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 7d

This is why I think the next Democratic president needs to use the EXACT tools that SCOTUS has handed Trump. Don't leave room for any distinctions.

Impound funds for deportation. Give ICE the USAID treatment. Refuse to collect government-backed debt. Purge MAGA loyalists from the executive branch.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 7d

Whenever anyone says how much of the U.S. economy is tied to AI right now, I'm like...damn, what if a single rich person had any idea other than "try to zero out labor costs through theft."

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pumpkin spice amb 🎃 @amb.fyi · 7d

The Portland protest frog has done more to protect American democracy and fight fascism than all but the tiniest handful of elected officials

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Yael @elle91.bsky.social · 8d

Zinnie doesn't understand why this cat won't be her friend. Who's going to tell her

Dog trying to befriend a Halloween decoration

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