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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 4d

"I’ve learned that putting things off now means they’ll blow up in Future Abby’s face. But she ain’t here at the moment..."

Do you ever find yourself on social media instead of enjoying life? Oh by god, me too! Please read my new blog post at
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I Finally Got Around to This - Freelance Writer

I’m Abby and it’s taken me 14 years to write about procrastination. Plus another four hours between that sentence and this one. I’ve learned that putting things off now means they’ll blow up in Future...

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 58m

I was trying to find an old tweet about Hamlet and Ophelia. Google AI thought I was accusing it of killing my dad, and also screwed up the most famous line in The Princess Bride.

AI Overview

This phrase, "My father was also killed. by you," is famously from the movie The Princess Bride and is spoken by the character Inigo Montoya. It is a line used to express revenge and a lifelong quest for justice after a villain kills the hero's father. It is not a literal statement from a language model but a quote from a work of fiction, meaning Google did not kill your father.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · Jun 9

generational wealth me please

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 2h

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 18h

You know what makes a city look like a war zone? armed soldiers.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2h

It says that in the second paragraph of the story. The headline contains the most salient point: Swastika in US Rep's office

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 18h

said the same thing at my last gyn appt

nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18h

not enough flags and fireworks for my taste

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 4d

an extinction level event would fix me

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 9d

WALTER LANTZ: what should i name my cartoon bird

ANIMATOR: boner bonedick

WALTER LANTZ: what no

ANIMATOR: stiffy stiffwang

WALTER LANTZ: absolutely not

ANIMATOR: woody woodpecker

WALTER LANTZ: i love it

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · Feb 10

It's impossible to play the hurdy gurdy without making it your whole personality. No one is a casual hurdy gurdy player.

Hurdy gurdy guy dressed like some kind of dingus cowboy

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 6h

The rich get to break the rules. I’m making millions so I can defy the laws of thermodynamics

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · Nov 8

Once you reach a certain threshold of wealth your brain breaks, you completely disassociate from reality. Wealth cap should be mandated as a mental health protection.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 6h

The rich get to break the rules. I’m making millions so I can defy the laws of thermodynamics

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 7h

these people have the self-reflection of a vampire

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 6h

you know things are bad when the ladies on the view are spending their whole showtime calling the government fascist

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 6h

New protest sign just dropped

ANTIFASCIST LIKE MY DAD with a photo of my dad in his WW2 army uniform

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20h

Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 8h

enter sandwichman

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 7h

It's bad to wish he'd accidentally turn it on and slice his RFK Jr off It's bad to wish he'd accidentally turn it on and slice his RFK Jr off It's bad to wish he'd accidentally turn it on and slice his RFK Jr off

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 9h

hey kids, feeling really low so if you could send me pics of your social security cards that’d be great

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 8h

Our intern is not officially on display in that enclosure. He’s just between apartments right now.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 20h

Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands so they don't end up as pelts in the Redville Zoo gift shop.

Redville Zoo @redvillezoo.bsky.social · 20h

Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.

Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 22h

Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 8h

Fulk, yeah

Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15h

Also in any type of kind

Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15h

Hiding all replies that say no in any kind of form

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