Redville Zoo
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Definitely not a haunted zoo
"A zebra is just a redacted horse"
-Kyle The Intern
-Kyle The Intern
December 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"A zebra is just a redacted horse"
-Kyle The Intern
-Kyle The Intern
Greeneville didn't have a rodent enclosure until the city caught them dumping pesticides next to their compost bins and those rats look like the Dogs of Chernobyl.
Zoo enclosures are designed to prioritize the safety of visitors and animals, while also providing the animals with an environment as close as possible to their natural habitat.
That's why our rodent enclosure looks like the commissary at Redville Zoo.
That's why our rodent enclosure looks like the commissary at Redville Zoo.
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Greeneville didn't have a rodent enclosure until the city caught them dumping pesticides next to their compost bins and those rats look like the Dogs of Chernobyl.
Nobody knows who's in charge over at Greenville.
It's mayhem at the amphibian enclosures. Check out our new exhibit, "Beware The Frogs Of War"
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Nobody knows who's in charge over at Greenville.
Introducing the very first zoo crypto, "REDVILLE COIN 🍌🍌"
We don't have a prospectus, but we do have a tax lien and an urgent deadline to buy liability insurance before January 1st.
We don't have a prospectus, but we do have a tax lien and an urgent deadline to buy liability insurance before January 1st.
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Introducing the very first zoo crypto, "REDVILLE COIN 🍌🍌"
We don't have a prospectus, but we do have a tax lien and an urgent deadline to buy liability insurance before January 1st.
We don't have a prospectus, but we do have a tax lien and an urgent deadline to buy liability insurance before January 1st.
The zoo is temporarily closed while we take an inventory of our missing turkeys.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The zoo is temporarily closed while we take an inventory of our missing turkeys.
It wasn't us.
We can't even keep our own turkies safe.
We can't even keep our own turkies safe.
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It wasn't us.
We can't even keep our own turkies safe.
We can't even keep our own turkies safe.
Thanks to everyone who contributed to the GoFundMe to raise money for Groundskeeper Carl's rabies shots. Good news, the bat tested negative. Bad news, Carl had a blood alcohol level of 2.8 which is a parole violation and we used the money to get him a lawyer.
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Thanks to everyone who contributed to the GoFundMe to raise money for Groundskeeper Carl's rabies shots. Good news, the bat tested negative. Bad news, Carl had a blood alcohol level of 2.8 which is a parole violation and we used the money to get him a lawyer.
After a temporary shutdown over living conditions, the weasels have voted with the pigs to reopen the zoo.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
After a temporary shutdown over living conditions, the weasels have voted with the pigs to reopen the zoo.
We want to thank everyone who donated to get our GM out of jail. There's no way to know the lemurs were stolen.
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We want to thank everyone who donated to get our GM out of jail. There's no way to know the lemurs were stolen.
One of our chimps burned down the wash station. Hugo only gets in the tub if we give him a cigarette but we forgot to take away his lighter.
October 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
One of our chimps burned down the wash station. Hugo only gets in the tub if we give him a cigarette but we forgot to take away his lighter.
Here's the thing about Redville Zoo. We're not the biggest. We're not the fanciest. Some of our paperwork is questionable and a few of our animals are carrying diseases we can't identify, but we've been the #1 attraction in Redville since our truck ran out of gas and coasted into an empty field.
October 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Here's the thing about Redville Zoo. We're not the biggest. We're not the fanciest. Some of our paperwork is questionable and a few of our animals are carrying diseases we can't identify, but we've been the #1 attraction in Redville since our truck ran out of gas and coasted into an empty field.
We have close to 1000 followers and the greatest fan base on the socials. You folks are the best!
Now, can someone lend us $ to bail out our social media person? or we'll be forced to start a podcast.
Now, can someone lend us $ to bail out our social media person? or we'll be forced to start a podcast.
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
We have close to 1000 followers and the greatest fan base on the socials. You folks are the best!
Now, can someone lend us $ to bail out our social media person? or we'll be forced to start a podcast.
Now, can someone lend us $ to bail out our social media person? or we'll be forced to start a podcast.
Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.
Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.
You can't tariff a good time!
Visit Redville Zoo.
Visit Redville Zoo.
October 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You can't tariff a good time!
Visit Redville Zoo.
Visit Redville Zoo.
We hate to spread gossip, but we heard that Greeneville's Giant Andean Condor Is just a fat crow.
October 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
We hate to spread gossip, but we heard that Greeneville's Giant Andean Condor Is just a fat crow.
We want to congratulate Greeneville management on 1 day since a clown terrified a child at their "brilliant" BOO AT THE ZOO Halloween event.
September 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
We want to congratulate Greeneville management on 1 day since a clown terrified a child at their "brilliant" BOO AT THE ZOO Halloween event.
We apologize for trying to pass off trout as koi fish in our "Exotic Aquatic Experience" but tariffs are kicking our butts and we thought red highlighters were waterproof.
September 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We apologize for trying to pass off trout as koi fish in our "Exotic Aquatic Experience" but tariffs are kicking our butts and we thought red highlighters were waterproof.
You'll never hear Greeneville's wolves cry to the blue corn moon.
September 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
You'll never hear Greeneville's wolves cry to the blue corn moon.
Today, Greeneville Zoo said some of the most disturbing words we've ever heard.
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Today, Greeneville Zoo said some of the most disturbing words we've ever heard.
At least we're not on a Superfund site and our zoo director has both his arms.
LOL people asking for receipts at Redville Zoo. Every cage has a trailer hitch, the office is an RV, the zoo director wears an ankle monitor and has to be home by 5, and their ticket window uses a Hotmail address.
September 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
At least we're not on a Superfund site and our zoo director has both his arms.
Big weekend at Greeneville Zoo. We don't like to spread rumors but we heard they're trying to pass off a whiny coyote as a rare New Guinea Singing Dog.
September 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Big weekend at Greeneville Zoo. We don't like to spread rumors but we heard they're trying to pass off a whiny coyote as a rare New Guinea Singing Dog.
Unlike Greeneville Zoo, our employees aren't forced to wear weirdass matching uniforms.
August 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Unlike Greeneville Zoo, our employees aren't forced to wear weirdass matching uniforms.
Unlike Greeneville Zoo, Redville Zoo will be open be open normal hours on Labor Day.
August 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Unlike Greeneville Zoo, Redville Zoo will be open be open normal hours on Labor Day.
Greeneville Zoo is the only zoo in America where you enter through an insurance office.
August 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Greeneville Zoo is the only zoo in America where you enter through an insurance office.
A lot of people are saying that Greeneville Zoo sits on top of a Superfund site and their "Rare And Unusual Animals" exhibit is just a collection of radioactive freakish mutations that you enter at your own risk.
August 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A lot of people are saying that Greeneville Zoo sits on top of a Superfund site and their "Rare And Unusual Animals" exhibit is just a collection of radioactive freakish mutations that you enter at your own risk.