nash flynn
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
death historian. failing comedian. enterprising gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social
show me your favourite graveyards
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
show me your favourite graveyards
always a candidate, never a doctor
death is for everybody out fall 2026*
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nash flynn
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
· Nov 12
they don’t call me the lesbian casanova of the midwest for no reason
one thing we don’t talk about enough is how the smarter you are, the dumber you are
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
one thing we don’t talk about enough is how the smarter you are, the dumber you are
hello it’s me your least fav americanist historian here to remind you again that this holiday is based off a lie. the wampanoags were not invited to thanksgiving. they did show up but only bc the colonists were drunk and firing their guns on the beach & the wampanoags thought they were under attack
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
hello it’s me your least fav americanist historian here to remind you again that this holiday is based off a lie. the wampanoags were not invited to thanksgiving. they did show up but only bc the colonists were drunk and firing their guns on the beach & the wampanoags thought they were under attack
i forgot to knock on the bathroom door this morning and accidentally walked in on the roomba doing his thing
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i forgot to knock on the bathroom door this morning and accidentally walked in on the roomba doing his thing
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this. this is the reason why we Post
jerry you have inspired me to also be 38 years old
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
this. this is the reason why we Post
idk about the reporters in that room but if any person said the words “quiet piggy” in my presence that would be the last few seconds he knew peace
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
idk about the reporters in that room but if any person said the words “quiet piggy” in my presence that would be the last few seconds he knew peace
love this time of year where stores distill gender options down to “assigned perfume and diamonds at birth” or “assigned whiskey and multipurpose knives at birth” for gift giving purposes
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
love this time of year where stores distill gender options down to “assigned perfume and diamonds at birth” or “assigned whiskey and multipurpose knives at birth” for gift giving purposes
i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually
girlfriend has entered the luteal phase
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
girlfriend has entered the luteal phase
those who never learn from history are doomed to repeat it, i say, hearing details about bill clinton getting a blow job for the second time in my life
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
those who never learn from history are doomed to repeat it, i say, hearing details about bill clinton getting a blow job for the second time in my life
deeply curious about the pitch for this mug
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
deeply curious about the pitch for this mug
one of the weirdest culturally acceptable forms of misogyny is blaming a grown man’s mother for his adult bad behaviour. baby that right there is a full grown person, and if he’s being a crappy partner that’s entirely on him
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
one of the weirdest culturally acceptable forms of misogyny is blaming a grown man’s mother for his adult bad behaviour. baby that right there is a full grown person, and if he’s being a crappy partner that’s entirely on him
not the dems releasing the epstein files a little bit at a time so we can all repeatedly microdose our fantasy of what it might be like if someone held trump accountable for a day of media coverage
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
not the dems releasing the epstein files a little bit at a time so we can all repeatedly microdose our fantasy of what it might be like if someone held trump accountable for a day of media coverage
sometimes having access to an entire world’s news is fun. like now, when australia announced it had discovered a new and terrifying bee species with devil horns at the same time that sweden invented a new kind of ice to melt roads that is also safe for birds to eat
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
sometimes having access to an entire world’s news is fun. like now, when australia announced it had discovered a new and terrifying bee species with devil horns at the same time that sweden invented a new kind of ice to melt roads that is also safe for birds to eat
this meeting could have been me hitting you with my car
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
this meeting could have been me hitting you with my car
i had surgery a few months ago to remove a bunch of tissue from my tits. i am fine, except that today i randomly discovered that when they do this surgery they keep your nipples partially attached but rotate them as to sew them back on and this is how i found out my nipples are upside down now
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i had surgery a few months ago to remove a bunch of tissue from my tits. i am fine, except that today i randomly discovered that when they do this surgery they keep your nipples partially attached but rotate them as to sew them back on and this is how i found out my nipples are upside down now
i was walking into the grocery earlier and the woman working at the door was like “be careful! don’t trip on the vacuum” and i was like okay, sure thing 👌. so then i looked directly at the vacuum. and ☝️tripped on it
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i was walking into the grocery earlier and the woman working at the door was like “be careful! don’t trip on the vacuum” and i was like okay, sure thing 👌. so then i looked directly at the vacuum. and ☝️tripped on it
i cannot trust the person i become when the holiday gift sets come out
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i cannot trust the person i become when the holiday gift sets come out
me: okay time to be productive
brain: okay :)
me: wait. where are we going
brain: bed :)
brain: okay :)
me: wait. where are we going
brain: bed :)
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
me: okay time to be productive
brain: okay :)
me: wait. where are we going
brain: bed :)
brain: okay :)
me: wait. where are we going
brain: bed :)
the joy this has given me will propel me to be even more of a problem next season
Just wanted to mention that true to my mug, I just said Jesus Christ Nash at the home Depot / Ace hardware joke on this season's opener. @itsnashflynn.bsky.social @deathandfriends.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
the joy this has given me will propel me to be even more of a problem next season
admittedly i am not super good at maths but the number of find outs i am experiencing does not seem to correlate to my number of fuck arounds
October 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
admittedly i am not super good at maths but the number of find outs i am experiencing does not seem to correlate to my number of fuck arounds
a quick temperature check for my fellow parents currently living in the states: are we just all having a never-ending panic attack or just me
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
a quick temperature check for my fellow parents currently living in the states: are we just all having a never-ending panic attack or just me
absolutely so proud of you, ireland. great job team
October 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
absolutely so proud of you, ireland. great job team
every single autumn i think i have finally outgrown my apple allergy and every single autumn for the last 38 years i have been incorrect
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
every single autumn i think i have finally outgrown my apple allergy and every single autumn for the last 38 years i have been incorrect
my therapist works from home and is training her cat with those talking buttons and i just have to say it’s really hard having my weekly mental breakdowns when her cat slams the “TREAT” button every five minutes. it’s really not a treat to feel this way, mittens, but thanks
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
my therapist works from home and is training her cat with those talking buttons and i just have to say it’s really hard having my weekly mental breakdowns when her cat slams the “TREAT” button every five minutes. it’s really not a treat to feel this way, mittens, but thanks
look, i love catherine connolly. would die for her, actually. but she’s doing way too many sports outdoors for me to find her relatable
October 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
look, i love catherine connolly. would die for her, actually. but she’s doing way too many sports outdoors for me to find her relatable