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anton lestrange
@hugemclarge.bsky.social
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · Nov 18
her: do that thing I like

me: buys cheese
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twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 10h
This aged well
Twin Dad @TwinSurvivalist [2025] Me: *tapping out Morse code on wall shared with neighbor* Man, I miss 2020.
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twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · Mar 9
Joggers? Oh no, dear. These are sitters.
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 15h
It's the least I can do, I said, not doing it.
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strandjunker.com
Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 11h
Just a thought: Instead of Argentina, how about we bail out America first?
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jakevig.bsky.social
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11h
Thanks tariffs, fun size candy bars for Halloween are now the same price as a Cybertruck
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hugemclarge.bsky.social
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 9h
you guys do know it doesn't have to be mike johnson to swear her in, right? pretty much any judge can do so
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legaleagle.tv
LegalEagle @legaleagle.tv · 10h
Uhhhh, given that the government is shut down and the yearly appropriations have expired, does anyone know where the funds for the Argentina bailout are coming from?
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bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 13h
In my day

we locked metal contraptions with wheels to our sneakers and rode into oncoming traffic

so yeah go wild..get that extra shot of pumpkin,Maurice
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PKMN Prof. Hawthorne @pokethorne.standingintheodds.com · 1d
I hate the misanthropic liberal clade that wants an asteroid to wipe out humanity

Fuck you, try having enough of a spine to improve things

It's cool to give a shit and to love eachother
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hugemclarge.bsky.social
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 10h
can we print without automatically saving? cause that would be great
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stonedeva.bsky.social
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12h
you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line
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kellalena.bsky.social
Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 11h
I don’t know where I stand, so I’m just going to roll around on the floor.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 13h
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
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hugemclarge.bsky.social
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 10h
98% of the "authentic Chicago Italian beef sandwich" recipes on the internet suck donkey dick. if the phrase crock pot or slow cooker is in the recipe, the author has no fkn idea what they're talking about
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uffdada.bsky.social
Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 19h
Muting AI. Holy shit.
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meantomyself.bsky.social
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 21h
Forget periods, the most annoying events that sync up are the morning dog walks for the whole neighborhood
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runoldman.bsky.social
Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 20h
A lot of TV shows now have a warning about "adult situations" . . .
but then you watch and no one is going to work, paying bills or cleaning up dog poop.
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 1d
if you think you’re stupid right now, just go find that trunk in your mom’s attic and peruse your English papers from high school — what an imbecile!
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hugemclarge.bsky.social
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 1d
is sabotaging AI data centers a thing yet? after seeing my electric bills double, I feel like attacking the plagiarism machines is warranted
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2d
I think if someone tried to kidnap me right now I’d be like ok cool, let’s go. Just don’t put duct tape on my mouth so I can still use my chapstick.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d
What is wrong with us
5:15 images that will Cancel images that will images that will make you sleepy K images that will make you throw up images that will make you hungry images that will make you cry images that will break your brain images that will make you poop K images that will give you nightmares
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lostcitymagic.bsky.social
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 2d
You really wanna know what's going on with mtg? GOP doesn't want to govern. They want celebrity. Kardashian life. It's pro wrestling sideshow carney theater. For the clicks and the reports and getting name back in media. See, she did the conspiracy theorist. She did the evangelical. She did the
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greekheanen.bsky.social
Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 1d
Neither miserable, nor happy,
but a secret more complicated third thing
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 3d
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
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greekheanen.bsky.social
Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 2d
Desperate attempt to advertise Mondays:
''I can't believe it's not Friday''
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