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andy 🐋🎳

@bugay.bsky.social

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this bio limits our liability -- don't read it he/him *empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm

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andy 🐋🎳 @bugay.bsky.social · Jun 19

cool ranch (sarcastic)

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 7m

Chased a truck for 5 blocks before realizing a Tacoma isn’t a mom who has tacos.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2h

gonna macarena about it

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 14h

*does basic life task*

*Rocky theme plays in my head*

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shrieeek.computer @beeep.computer · 2h

Robbing a psychiatrists office and flooding the black market with breakthroughs

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19h

[slipping DJ $20] Play the ice cream truck song

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 2h

confirmed: groove IS in my heart

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 2h

you teach me and ill teach you

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3h

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

Wallace from the movie Office Space showing Wallace from the 2 chicks at the same time scene with his eyes colored purple

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 6h

Internal server errors oh how I missed you.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 5h

went to get an existential crisis but it was soul doubt

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 5h

A limo used to signify wealth. Now if you’re in a limo, you have a substance abuse problem or you’re going to prom

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22h

David Cronenberg presents The Brood Two: Electric Broodaloo

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 6h

Guys! I just won the Nobel Chaos Prize. I’m so proud!

*dumps a box of marbles down a staircase*

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 11h

read a discourse. not a fan.

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 7h

some people are destined to make movies, especially when your name is james camera on

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10h

[abruptly stops my nunchuck routine] I do.

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 22h

[to mafia thugs extorting me in a “protection” racket] excuse me, but you took an oath to protect me

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19h

"Fuck are we doing?"
Zeev Buium

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 19h

horny guy: show me breasts
sex ai: (image of a pair of breasts with 11 fingers)

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 19h

i was being desperate for attention ironically

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 21h

how dare you accuse me of making sense

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andy 🐋🎳 @bugay.bsky.social · 20h

[sting]

feed me eggs with all your money
buy a pack of 80, buddy
you're starting at a damned nude egg

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20h

anyone tried this

screenshot crop from a food delivery app

Soft Drinks & Water
Red Bulls
Delicious and flavorful red bulls grilled to perfection.
$3.38
Add

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 21h

haters don’t want you to commit insurance fraud because that’s their thing

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 4d

[looking at a dick pic] are there nuts in this

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